Reviews

First time here in a year, see my August 2016 review. Not much has changed. $20 weekend night cover, $10 cover during the week. A beer costs about $7, a long island iced tea was…

I was in town on business last week, and so decided to stop by the famous House (formerly the Penthouse, DC's only family-owned strip club) after being away for a number of years. It has…

I made a horrible mistake. Okay, so I was determined to check this place out on a Friday night. I had read prior reviews from other users on this site that peeked my interest. Plus,…

After checking out fuego(waste of time)decided to stop by the house and see what was going on. Against my better judgement I went in. Entry fee was 20.00 and as soon as I got in…

In summary, The House is a fun nude D.C. strip club, featuring reasonable prices, an excellent club setup, a nice mix of dancers (most are AA) and a masterful DJ. Entry fee was $20 on…

Well, The stars finally aligned for me to be able to hit up the "famous" or "infamous" House. I've heard about this club and have been trying for years to get out here. I tend…

So with the shortage of good clubs in the area I decided to check this place out. The area wasn't bad in my opinion. There was on street parking in the area. The parking on…

Let me add on to my recent "props" comment about this club. This is probably the main ghetto black strip club with thick booty-shaking black girls in DC. The worst thing is the…

From the perspective of a dancer: the girls were all black, very slim/athletic (not thick/big booty girls), skilled pole dancers, and very pretty. The manager heavily insinuated I was fat (I'm a size 8 on…

So I wanted to check this club out for a while now. Was looking for a cheaper alternative than the Stadium Club. If you're like me, then you prefer black strip clubs. No offense, but…

I arrived at the House around 430-5pm on a Friday afternoon. I had stopped at Ebony Inn hoping to catch some early birds. Although the bar was open in EI, no girls arrived by the…

Well my title says it all. This place wasn't the nicest place I've been to in my travels. This is a mediocre at best Strip Club and the ladies weren't all that bad,…