Reviews

The House is probably the best SC in DC. At least 4 girls in there every time. Bouncers are cool if you've been there a few times. Happy hour drinks are not bad…

Despite some less than positive reviews lately, I still think the House is a fine club to hang out in. I stopped in around 8 pm on Saturday, and the club wasn't very crowded…

Went to the house with a bunch of friends a week ago. Paid a cover of $10 and was moved to the bar for a drink. When we finally got the chance to look around…

Hadn't gone out on the strip club scene for quite awhile but wanted to see what all the hype was with these new renovations to the House. anyway, i will say that appearance wise, It's…

This place used to be so great! I can't say to much aboutthis place before the renovations because I've only been there a couple times even thought I live relatively close by. I only started…

Stopped by around 8pm last week (I think it was a Wednesday, might have been Tuesday) hoping to see Mocha - she is one of my all time favorites here. Unfortunately she was nowhere…

So this might be the wrong night to come to The House but I stopped in on a Thursday evening, right around midnight. Paid my "cover" by ordering an overpriced drink and sat and chilled…

My experience was not that good. I ended up spending 93$ and felt rather bad. Dancers were so eager to give them tips, and they were not good( I mean they were not that attractive). The…

No matter how much things change, you can't help but respect the longevity of the House AKA The Penthouse. It is still standing. Recently went back on a Friday evening. Times have…

Fuck the Penthouse. The dancers here are ultra thirsty and very pushy for tips. The story goes I got to the Penthouse Friday night around 11:20pm. The cover was $10 and there was a one…

I stopped by the House on a Sunday evening around 6pm. 10 or so patrons -- including three women -- and a half dozen dancers were there. The dancers were happy and having…

Dykes, dykes, dykes, dykes, dykes… YIKES!!! I started patronizing strip clubs in October 2011 and the Penthouse was the first club I ever patronized. This was when the renovations were still in the works but…

my 1st time ever at the house.. just not really into going to sc's in the city but i was in the area i figured id stop by and see whats up . parking was…

After visiting the Macombo Lounge earlier, I stopped by The House. Since it was early evening, probably around 6:30, there was no cover charge. I got a beer and found a seat by the…

Visited a few months back on a weeknight about 8:00 or so. Layout was nice: there are 3 stages. Two smaller ones near the front and back of the place and one large stage…

I came in here on a recent Sunday evening, after a several month absence. It was disappointing. Although there are still a few good-looking dancers left, most of the thick dancers have moved…

The Penthouse has fallen off big time. It is no longer a true strip club. It is more like a lounge that has strippers. Let me give you all the 4-1-1 on “The House.” Till…

Earlier in the day I'd been on the Block in Baltimore with buddy. At night time, we headed to DC and the House. This is definitely my favorite spot in DC. The…

The bad news about The House: the prices have gone up. It's now $20 to go upstairs; dances start at $15. Last time I was there it was $10 for each. I spent $100…

Wow, how I miss the old Penthouse, now called the "House". We were lucky to find parking out front considering how sketchy the area is, I would strongly suggest finding parking on the main…

Went on a Friday evening, and as usual parking was a real pain to find. The area is a little shady to boot, so it always feels a bit dangerous walking to the club. There…

The dancer quality has gone down big time at this club. It’s not the same like it used to be six months ago. I used to frequent the Penthouse occasionally in the past, but the…

Came here on a recent Tuesday evening with a female friend. She had been here pre-renovations, and said the club had previously looked like a "basement." I hadn't seen it then, but I…

You know, this used to be one of my favorite lil spots to hang out at and just be one of the fellas at. But every since they did all their "renovations" they have…

I stopped by after not coming here for over 3 years. A definite upgrade to the clubs physical appearance. About 6 dancers were there. Dont remember their names but almost all of them were…