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The House
3530 Georgia Ave NW Washington, DC 20010

Reviews

review
published 7 yrs ago
Don't come here.
reviewed by
Agent_Zero

6.3

I made a horrible mistake.

Okay, so I was determined to check this place out on a Friday night.
I had read prior reviews from other users on this site that peeked my interest.
Plus,…

review
published 7 yrs ago
First time
reviewed by
jmturner84

6.7

After checking out fuego(waste of time)decided to stop by the house and see what was going on. Against my better judgement I went in. Entry fee was 20.00 and as soon as I got in…

review
published 8 yrs ago
Best House in D.C.!
reviewed by
HungryGiraffe

8.7

In summary, The House is a fun nude D.C. strip club, featuring reasonable prices, an excellent club setup, a nice mix of dancers (most are AA) and a masterful DJ. Entry fee was $20 on…

review
published 8 yrs ago
The DMV scene is not dead....
reviewed by
tufabian

8.0

Well, The stars finally aligned for me to be able to hit up the "famous" or "infamous" House. I've heard about this club and have been trying for years to get out here. I tend…

review
published 8 yrs ago
Decided to check this place out
reviewed by
ManMan21

6.7

So with the shortage of good clubs in the area I decided to check this place out. The area wasn't bad in my opinion. There was on street parking in the area. The parking on…

review
published 8 yrs ago
Eh....

Let me add on to my recent "props" comment about this club. This is probably the main ghetto black strip club with thick booty-shaking black girls in DC. The worst thing is the…

review
published 8 yrs ago
Audition review
reviewed by
Percentage

7.3

From the perspective of a dancer: the girls were all black, very slim/athletic (not thick/big booty girls), skilled pole dancers, and very pretty. The manager heavily insinuated I was fat (I'm a size 8 on…

review
published 8 yrs ago
First time visit
reviewed by
Thechosenone189

7.3

So I wanted to check this club out for a while now. Was looking for a cheaper alternative than the Stadium Club. If you're like me, then you prefer black strip clubs. No offense, but…

review
published 9 yrs ago
Passing thru
reviewed by
packin

7.0

I arrived at the House around 430-5pm on a Friday afternoon. I had stopped at Ebony Inn hoping to catch some early birds. Although the bar was open in EI, no girls arrived by the…

review
published 9 yrs ago
Outhouse
reviewed by
tedb

5.7

Well my title says it all. This place wasn't the nicest place I've been to in my travels. This is a mediocre at best Strip Club and the ladies weren't all that bad,…

review
published 9 yrs ago
Still a Good Time
reviewed by
rokme

8.0

After a Wizards game, two of my boys and I stopped in the House. We probably arrived around 11 pm, paid the $20 entrance fee and went in. The club was not that…

review
published 9 yrs ago
A personal favorite.
reviewed by
Jrbinders

7.3

The House is something special. I guess you could call me a regular, when I enter I'm always surprised that I'm greeted like a regular, cause in my mind I take long hiatuses. The dancers…