The House Reviews

I decided to visit the House around 5pm on Thursday to see what was going on. When I got inside, without paying any cover, there was almost nothing going on. There were a couple of patrons watching one girl dancing. It was pretty quiet and laid back...

The Penthouse is the best strip club in Washington DC. The renovations are great. The best looking strip club I have seen period. Also, the dancer quality is just as good. Music is also on point.

I went to the Penthouse after graduation was over with my homie and the...

My last visit to The House was a Sunday evening around 5pm, an hour after it opened. Two dancers were on stage when I walked in, with five or so customers. It was clear a number of additional dancers were in the dressing room, and before I left...

Ok, the House is back! I'd been coming to this place for years, when it was named the Penthouse, the best booty shaking club in DC. It's been on the decline for years but it's back now. The renovations are finally done and the club looks nice....

I have been a customer of The House since like 2005. It has going through its ups and downs, but it looks like since they have made the latest renovations that they are going through a period on the up. I am not sure if I like the new lighting...

This club was NICE!!! The dancers in there really know how to shake what they have! THey're sexy and volumptuous. If you're into skinny girls or white girls, don't visit this club. It's tailored more towards African Americans. The women in here are amazing and...

Made a visit to the House today. As the previous reviewer said, they've finally finished the renovations ("just two more weeks," said a dance before Christmas), and the place looks great. The lighting is a bit weird, but the club overall is very classy.

When I arrived two dancers were...

wow so it looks like the renovations are done and the places is fully operational now. i gotta say, the the new stages look pretty cool. there are at least 3 of them now. I was in there last night. It place seemed soooooo empty but...

I rolled into the House around 5pm on a recent weeknight, grabbed a beer, tipped the cute dancer on the stage, and headed up the stairs to a table. Soon the dancer finished and made her rounds, and, when she came to me, asked if I wanted a dance. I...

Penthouse was pretty nice. I've been there three times starting back in October 2011 during homecoming. The first plus, is that they open at 4pm and have some very, very, very good quality dancers there. The main problem is... they don't do lap dances consistently. DC Law. When I first...

If you want a lapdance within the city limits, I'm pretty sure this is the only place you can go. I might be wrong, Stadium might have them too. But anyway it was a quite the surprise. The decor of the place is bleh but who cares....

I hadn't set foot in the House for 15-20 years, since back in the day when the Foxy Playground was operating a half mile north on Georgia Ave. The Playground -- now there was a club. Dirty, raunchy, really more of a sex club than a strip club. The...

This is my home town club, although I do not live there anymore I was able to pop in solo before going out for the night. Renovations have been made and I'll say for the better. There was a little more of a urban feel than the last...

Went in on a Friday Night. They have a $10 Cover plus a one drink minimum. Figured that since 20 is spent on cover AND a drink, it is well worth with. Drinks were EXTREMELY Strong here which fits my liking. The club is still having...

I hadn't been here in months and I wanted to see if any improvements have been made. I was pleasantly surprised. This place is still undergoing "renovations" and they have plastic covering an area where one of the girs said they're putting in a new stage. In...

Let me start by saying that my girl and I used to love this place a few years ago. We just got back and were very disappointed. The place was always a little dingy, but the dancers and atmosphere made up for it. The dancers now aren't...

OK, as much as it pains me, I'm going to rate the new "House". I was considered a "regular" years back. When you went to the penthouse, you went to the best club on the east coast, period. I knew the bouncer, owner, most of the dancers, and the total...

Happened to be running errands on that side of time and had time to kill so thought I'd check this place out. It's a hood club, if you're into that sort of thing you'll probably like it, but I'm not. Walked in, got a more thorough wanding and patdown...

I hadn't visited this club since they changed from the Penthouse to the House. The club has changed and not for the better, despite "renovations." The only good part of the renovations that I could see is that the bathroom has been cleaned up and modernized a little....

Went to The House a couple weeks back with some friends. This club is a few stops from a metro station. All dancers were meaty in body size and all except one were Afro-American. Stage dancing only and the stage is worn out carpet, but the girls...

I went to "The House" a few weeks back and I agree with the dude below, the current setup makes the club have a PGrating. I know they are doing renovations and such but they made it so obvious. "The House" use to be a hot club...

Visited the House on Friday, June 25th about 11:30pm. Cover charge of $10. The House has always been a good spot to see some good looking dancers; however, the current club setup just destroys the mood and atmosphere! There is no longer a backstage for dancers. There's only the front...

I finally visited this place after driving by it for about 2 years. I know now why I waited so long. There are some hot girls here -- but not many, and the place is way too brightly lit. All of that light is not flattering to the girls or...

This is now called "The House". I have been going to this club on and off for about 9 years now. The neighborhood is kind of seedy but don't be fooled by this. It is one of the best strip clubs in town. Unlike other clubs, they don't have...

lookin for black girls. this the spot. spot hasnt changed in 5 yrs. full pat down to get in. girls professional. three stages, DJ starts at 10pm, joint opens at 4pm. battle of the gogo dancers on monday nite. club open 7 days a week. nice size club. 2...