Reviews

Went there around 8:30 on a Thursday. It was very slow with only two dancers on the floor at a time. Got a private dance from this girl named Treasure who was about 5'6 thick…

Went in at around 11:45pm on a wednesday for the first time. Was wanded and padded by the one security guard at the door. Bought the two drink minimum and walked around. There were a…

The House is probably the best SC in DC. At least 4 girls in there every time. Bouncers are cool if you've been there a few times. Happy hour drinks are not bad…

Despite some less than positive reviews lately, I still think the House is a fine club to hang out in. I stopped in around 8 pm on Saturday, and the club wasn't very crowded…

Went to the house with a bunch of friends a week ago. Paid a cover of $10 and was moved to the bar for a drink. When we finally got the chance to look around…

Hadn't gone out on the strip club scene for quite awhile but wanted to see what all the hype was with these new renovations to the House. anyway, i will say that appearance wise, It's…

This place used to be so great! I can't say to much aboutthis place before the renovations because I've only been there a couple times even thought I live relatively close by. I only started…

Stopped by around 8pm last week (I think it was a Wednesday, might have been Tuesday) hoping to see Mocha - she is one of my all time favorites here. Unfortunately she was nowhere…

So this might be the wrong night to come to The House but I stopped in on a Thursday evening, right around midnight. Paid my "cover" by ordering an overpriced drink and sat and chilled…

My experience was not that good. I ended up spending 93$ and felt rather bad. Dancers were so eager to give them tips, and they were not good( I mean they were not that attractive). The…

No matter how much things change, you can't help but respect the longevity of the House AKA The Penthouse. It is still standing. Recently went back on a Friday evening. Times have…

Fuck the Penthouse. The dancers here are ultra thirsty and very pushy for tips. The story goes I got to the Penthouse Friday night around 11:20pm. The cover was $10 and there was a one…