The House Reviews

Visited on a Monday evening (a little after 9pm). There were approximately 15-20 guys in the club. Not much if anything has changed with the club's setup. You walk-in, get a full body massage by the club security and then pointed towards the bar to purchase a drink before you...

I last went to "the house" probably the second week of January and noticed that the place is slipping since "dynamite" isn't there. I hope she comes back, if not I wish her well. Anyway, they have quite a few new dancers. Some are from Skylark but...

Ok so I gave 5s because its been a while since I visited The House. I plan on going back soon so I will update my review then. I'm just wondering though what you all think are the best features for the dancers? I can work what I have but...

Been going to The House since '91. Girls range from OK to amazing. Find one who likes you and you get extra service for your dollars. Place is a dive, but they've finally started cleaning it up a bit (completely redid the Men's room). Neighborhood isn't the safest, but park...

The House had been one of my fav spots in DC but the quality of the dancers would fluctuate. Had not been here in a few months and I heard it gone down. It was kind of a slow night but the dancers were decent and friendly as usual. They...

I went there looking for a new spot to dance at. I use to dance in West Virginia and these spots in dc dont even compare. The females looked old in the face but pretty decent bodies. There was no cover charge, and they did have a full bar. The...

I went over to "House" since I have not been there in a while and was very pleased this time around. I am a very white somewhat pretty guys and have no trouble with the more "ghetto" atmosphere and if anything, I am treated as good or better than...

I think with the "House" it's a matter of taste. The dancers are mostly black, but you might find a couple latinas depending on when you go. I dropped in on a Friday night...wasn't as crowded as it can be sometimes (pay days). Most of the girls are thick, but...

Not a bad trip to the "HOUSE". I am here often and the girls are nice looking for there type, lots of tatoos and all of them are black. Girls on each of the 3 stages and kind of a dark dingy quality to the club overall. There is a...

The location is a bit shady. The odds of getting a cab here are slim to none if you stay late. I went this last friday and all I can say is that when a dancer comes up and apologizes by saying its uaually better than this it...

This club was ok I went with my friends just to have fun and be crazy all the dancers were mostly black and spanish but some white. It was an ok experiance that music and danceing were fine and overall I had a fine time with my friends and watching...

This is an okay club, me and my girls went to this club a while back and i was a little disappointed because everyone i know made this out to be the best club ever, but when we get inside i just noticed that this is a club with no...

It's a seedy location, but fine if you're a brother or uncaring. No cover, and there were about 8 girls there on Thursday afternoon, with 2 or 3 being latina. Girls ran from 3 to 8 on 1-10 scale, on three stages fully nude. Couldn't tell if there was...

Penthouse is very accessible by car, subway or bus. There is no cover to get in once you prove you are 21 years old. You must, because of that, buy a drink. The good thing is the bar provides change in 1 dollar bills for just about any big note...

I love this club. The girls are mostly black and latina, and they all dance like they're in a Ludacris video. It's the perfect place to go and be mezmerized by a big, shaking ass. Seriously, these girls have electric shock booties! It's $10 to get...

Went to The House last night with my buddy to celebrate his recent promotion to associate at the firm where he works. By the way, The Penthouse is now called The House (new management - been that way for about 2 or 3 years or so). Since I've...

I went last weekend with my buddies. I'm a 31 year old white guy, and lets just say that I have a pension for women of color. I have an ATF club, but decided to give this spot a chance. Once I entered, I sat for at least 15 mins...

Stopped by during Happy Hour on Monday. There is one very large stage in the center of the club. Three or more dancers may dance on the center stage at any time. There are also 2 smaller stages, one on each side of the center stage. The atmosphere is comfortable,...

Hello Folks,
It's been a while. Did not get around to reviewing this spot from when me and a buddy of mine hit it up. Almost did not go in because 5-0 was camped outside the place like 8 or 10 deep, as if something...

A buddy of mine and I went to The House this past Friday. If you prefer the fully nude flava (women of color) with the Badoonka Doonk, Hip-Hop and Go-Go, this is the place for you. Since I was there earlier in the year, Dynamite, a dancer who...

Me and a couple of buddies visited on a Friday night. Most of the girls are regulars, but they are still the finest dancers in DC for my money. There was a Nigerian dancer I hadn't seen before. She worked her ASS off, shakin' it like Beyonce....

Went to The House for Happy hour, 4-6pm, on Friday. You can't beat $3 for a "Heiny," or any other beer you want. The club wasn't that full, but that changes during the night time hours. The crowd is primarily black and Hispanic, but everyone is welcome....