Reviews

The Penthouse is still standing in Washington, DC after all this time. Even though it is no longer known as The Penthouse and known now simply as "The House", it is a staple in…

I probably won't go back to The House too much. Although they totally redesigned the club for the better, I was turned off by the amount of dancers constantly either asking for tips(when…

Went to this club on a Friday evening. Parking was a pain and it took 15 minutes of driving around to find a parking spot on a side street a few blocks away. The walk…

I made a return visit to The House on a Sunday evening. I didn't stay long--but that's because it only took two dancers in the upstairs area to send me out the door very happy.…

I decided to visit the House around 5pm on Thursday to see what was going on. When I got inside, without paying any cover, there was almost nothing going on. There were a…

The Penthouse is the best strip club in Washington DC. The renovations are great. The best looking strip club I have seen period. Also, the dancer quality is just as good. Music is also on…

My last visit to The House was a Sunday evening around 5pm, an hour after it opened. Two dancers were on stage when I walked in, with five or so customers. It was…

Ok, the House is back! I'd been coming to this place for years, when it was named the Penthouse, the best booty shaking club in DC. It's been on the decline for years…

I have been a customer of The House since like 2005. It has going through its ups and downs, but it looks like since they have made the latest renovations that they are going through…

This club was NICE!!! The dancers in there really know how to shake what they have! THey're sexy and volumptuous. If you're into skinny girls or white girls, don't visit this club.…

Made a visit to the House today. As the previous reviewer said, they've finally finished the renovations ("just two more weeks," said a dance before Christmas), and the place looks great. The lighting is a…

wow so it looks like the renovations are done and the places is fully operational now. i gotta say, the the new stages look pretty cool. there are at least 3 of them…

I rolled into the House around 5pm on a recent weeknight, grabbed a beer, tipped the cute dancer on the stage, and headed up the stairs to a table. Soon the dancer finished and made…

Penthouse was pretty nice. I've been there three times starting back in October 2011 during homecoming. The first plus, is that they open at 4pm and have some very, very, very good quality dancers there.…

If you want a lapdance within the city limits, I'm pretty sure this is the only place you can go. I might be wrong, Stadium might have them too. But anyway it was…

I hadn't set foot in the House for 15-20 years, since back in the day when the Foxy Playground was operating a half mile north on Georgia Ave. The Playground -- now there was a…

This is my home town club, although I do not live there anymore I was able to pop in solo before going out for the night. Renovations have been made and I'll say for…

Went in on a Friday Night. They have a $10 Cover plus a one drink minimum. Figured that since 20 is spent on cover AND a drink, it is well worth with.…

I hadn't been here in months and I wanted to see if any improvements have been made. I was pleasantly surprised. This place is still undergoing "renovations" and they have plastic covering an…

Let me start by saying that my girl and I used to love this place a few years ago. We just got back and were very disappointed. The place was always a little…

OK, as much as it pains me, I'm going to rate the new "House". I was considered a "regular" years back. When you went to the penthouse, you went to the best club on the…

Happened to be running errands on that side of time and had time to kill so thought I'd check this place out. It's a hood club, if you're into that sort of thing you'll…

I hadn't visited this club since they changed from the Penthouse to the House. The club has changed and not for the better, despite "renovations." The only good part of the renovations that…

Went to The House a couple weeks back with some friends. This club is a few stops from a metro station. All dancers were meaty in body size and all except one were…

I went to "The House" a few weeks back and I agree with the dude below, the current setup makes the club have a PGrating. I know they are doing renovations and such…