The House Reviews

This place used to be so great! I can't say to much aboutthis place before the renovations because I've only been there a couple times even thought I live relatively close by. I only started going there because a friend of mines was in the area and he was there....

Stopped by around 8pm last week (I think it was a Wednesday, might have been Tuesday) hoping to see Mocha - she is one of my all time favorites here. Unfortunately she was nowhere to be seen - word is she has been dancing in Florida. If true, it...

So this might be the wrong night to come to The House but I stopped in on a Thursday evening, right around midnight. Paid my "cover" by ordering an overpriced drink and sat and chilled to watch the stage show. Girl on stage was a 7. Attractive light-skinned black female....

My experience was not that good. I ended up spending 93$ and felt rather bad. Dancers were so eager to give them tips, and they were not good( I mean they were not that attractive).
The worse part was that beside the 10 dollars coverage fee, you were expected to pay...

No matter how much things change, you can't help but respect the longevity of the House AKA The Penthouse. It is still standing. Recently went back on a Friday evening. Times have become hard for everyone and strippers are not immune. Many of the DMV's Famous...

Fuck the Penthouse. The dancers here are ultra thirsty and very pushy for tips.

The story goes I got to the Penthouse Friday night around 11:20pm. The cover was $10 and there was a one drink ($7) minimum. Plus, you must tip the waitress for the drink. At least $1....

I stopped by the House on a Sunday evening around 6pm. 10 or so patrons -- including three women -- and a half dozen dancers were there. The dancers were happy and having a good time, and tips at the stage produced a range of responses from nice...

Dykes, dykes, dykes, dykes, dykes… YIKES!!!

I started patronizing strip clubs in October 2011 and the Penthouse was the first club I ever patronized. This was when the renovations were still in the works but the place had top notch strippers. Big booty galore. Mocha, Mulan, and Fancy were the...

my 1st time ever at the house.. just not really into going to sc's in the city but i was in the area i figured id stop by and see whats up . parking was a bitch i parked in this sub seedy area with a 2 hour parking limit....

After visiting the Macombo Lounge earlier, I stopped by The House. Since it was early evening, probably around 6:30, there was no cover charge. I got a beer and found a seat by the main stage, so I could also see the satellite stage. There were a few...

Visited a few months back on a weeknight about 8:00 or so. Layout was nice: there are 3 stages. Two smaller ones near the front and back of the place and one large stage in the center on the left.
There is an upstairs loft area that overlooks the...

I came in here on a recent Sunday evening, after a several month absence. It was disappointing. Although there are still a few good-looking dancers left, most of the thick dancers have moved on to other clubs. Some are back at Macombo; others are working at Legend on...

The Penthouse has fallen off big time. It is no longer a true strip club. It is more like a lounge that has strippers. Let me give you all the 4-1-1 on “The House.”

Till last night, I hadn’t visited this club in over six months. I think the last...

Earlier in the day I'd been on the Block in Baltimore with buddy. At night time, we headed to DC and the House. This is definitely my favorite spot in DC. The girls were sexy and friendly. I had a couple of beers and tipped the...

The bad news about The House: the prices have gone up. It's now $20 to go upstairs; dances start at $15. Last time I was there it was $10 for each. I spent $100 last evening and got 6 dances -- negotiations with a dancer allowed that last dance;...

Wow, how I miss the old Penthouse, now called the "House". We were lucky to find parking out front considering how sketchy the area is, I would strongly suggest finding parking on the main street. Upon entering, we had the customary pat down and told to pay a...

Went on a Friday evening, and as usual parking was a real pain to find. The area is a little shady to boot, so it always feels a bit dangerous walking to the club. There were about 10 dancers, and all were 2-5/10. Some of the dancers were pushy for...

The dancer quality has gone down big time at this club. It’s not the same like it used to be six months ago.

I used to frequent the Penthouse occasionally in the past, but the dancer quality has gone down dramatically at this club. Just six months ago, the Penthouse...

Came here on a recent Tuesday evening with a female friend. She had been here pre-renovations, and said the club had previously looked like a "basement." I hadn't seen it then, but I can say that it's a pretty nice looking club now, with cushioned chairs and couches...

You know, this used to be one of my favorite lil spots to hang out at and just be one of the fellas at. But every since they did all their "renovations" they have become this wannabe Magic City, fake bougie type of spot...helllloooo, this is a strip club...

I stopped by after not coming here for over 3 years. A definite upgrade to the clubs physical appearance. About 6 dancers were there. Dont remember their names but almost all of them were on point. Two of the dancers paid me a lot of attention, maybe because...

The Penthouse is still standing in Washington, DC after all this time. Even though it is no longer known as The Penthouse and known now simply as "The House", it is a staple in the DC Adult Nightlife. The club recently underwent many renovations and I must say,...

I probably won't go back to The House too much. Although they totally redesigned the club for the better, I was turned off by the amount of dancers constantly either asking for tips(when they did little) or for drinks. Even the bartenders were asking for drinks. ...

Went to this club on a Friday evening. Parking was a pain and it took 15 minutes of driving around to find a parking spot on a side street a few blocks away. The walk towards the club was a little scary, though there were some "normal" people walking around...

I made a return visit to The House on a Sunday evening. I didn't stay long--but that's because it only took two dancers in the upstairs area to send me out the door very happy. As often happens when the club first opens, I had to wait a while...