Reviews

One of my favorite places to go - The House. Haven’t been back in a while since I travel a bit and I ALWAYS spend more than I planned for, but this place is a…

On my recent tour of D.C. clubs this one held the most promise. A bit farther out, in fact I took a $12 taxi ride to get here, but the promise of some even…

I would recommend this place to anyone. the dancers are a mix, but a lot of them look pretty good, a few very attractive ladies. if you're an assman, this place is definitely for you.…

Went to the house on a Saturday with about 4 friends to celebrate Landing a new job. Did not expect much , knowing how dc clubs are.. i was pleasantly surprised. Saturday nights are…

Went to the Club for the first time after reading the various reviews. For a DC club, this was a pleasant surprise. As others have stated, it is a very nice room. The cover on…

I arrived at The House at 6 pm on a Friday afternoon for "Happy Hour". The first issue is parking. I was LUCKY to find an open spot a block and a half…

Nice club. Mostly black dancers, mostly curves to thick. Ass everywhere. I saw one white and one Latina dancer, both thick. This is a great place if you like tipping at the rail, because the…

I came here on a Wednesday a few weeks ago. It was $10 to enter and the do a mandatory pat down. I grabbed a Heniken and had a seat. It was only 9pm and…

The place is up on Georgia Ave in a notoriously rougher part of DC. I came back to see that the neighborhood is actually a lot more well lit and seemingly safer to come and…

I stopped last week in the evening. The cover was $25 but it was three dollar Thursday, which is a pretty good deal if you are there to drink liquor as all drinks are all…

First time here in a year, see my August 2016 review. Not much has changed. $20 weekend night cover, $10 cover during the week. A beer costs about $7, a long island iced tea was…

I was in town on business last week, and so decided to stop by the famous House (formerly the Penthouse, DC's only family-owned strip club) after being away for a number of years. It has…