Reviews

I was in town on business last week, and so decided to stop by the famous House (formerly the Penthouse, DC's only family-owned strip club) after being away for a number of years. It has…

I made a horrible mistake. Okay, so I was determined to check this place out on a Friday night. I had read prior reviews from other users on this site that peeked my interest. Plus,…

After checking out fuego(waste of time)decided to stop by the house and see what was going on. Against my better judgement I went in. Entry fee was 20.00 and as soon as I got in…

In summary, The House is a fun nude D.C. strip club, featuring reasonable prices, an excellent club setup, a nice mix of dancers (most are AA) and a masterful DJ. Entry fee was $20 on…

Well, The stars finally aligned for me to be able to hit up the "famous" or "infamous" House. I've heard about this club and have been trying for years to get out here. I tend…

So with the shortage of good clubs in the area I decided to check this place out. The area wasn't bad in my opinion. There was on street parking in the area. The parking on…

Let me add on to my recent "props" comment about this club. This is probably the main ghetto black strip club with thick booty-shaking black girls in DC. The worst thing is the…

From the perspective of a dancer: the girls were all black, very slim/athletic (not thick/big booty girls), skilled pole dancers, and very pretty. The manager heavily insinuated I was fat (I'm a size 8 on…

So I wanted to check this club out for a while now. Was looking for a cheaper alternative than the Stadium Club. If you're like me, then you prefer black strip clubs. No offense, but…

I arrived at the House around 430-5pm on a Friday afternoon. I had stopped at Ebony Inn hoping to catch some early birds. Although the bar was open in EI, no girls arrived by the…

Well my title says it all. This place wasn't the nicest place I've been to in my travels. This is a mediocre at best Strip Club and the ladies weren't all that bad,…

After a Wizards game, two of my boys and I stopped in the House. We probably arrived around 11 pm, paid the $20 entrance fee and went in. The club was not that…

The House is something special. I guess you could call me a regular, when I enter I'm always surprised that I'm greeted like a regular, cause in my mind I take long hiatuses. The dancers…

I made the horrible mistake of going to The House after a long while. See, I had heard about them hiring Jim Graham, former city councilman for Ward 1 and notorious faggot. (You read…

So I've been to House a few times, and I thought I'd leave a review. This is a review from about a month ago on a Saturday night. So I get to the spot around…

Went in here on a Saturday and man, do they have some new Dancers. This is a bad or good thing depending on how you look at it. Gone are the famous dancers…

I haven't been in this club in at least almost 2 years if not more. The club has really changed and has outstanding interior. That being said, there are virtually…

A buddy and I stopped in the club around 9 pm on Monday. The place was practically empty when we arrived and they didn't charge us any entrance fee. After grabbing a couple…

This club sucks. It’s pretty simple. The club looks nice but the dancer quality is nonexistent. The cover is reasonable at $10 at the door plus a mandatory drink (I got a cranberry juice for…

Use to be the goto spot for top quality sistas. Place now has sofas and the girls get a little more up close and personal than I remember. Girls of from mini to…

I went to this place after leaving another with a lot of friends. I had been here before so I already knew the place was remodeled and it had hot girls. They have an…

This is the first time I have been here since the new renovations. The place actually looks really nice. It may be one of the best looking clubs I have seen. 3 stages on bottom…

Not too bad. I have been here a few times over the years. I went in around 8pm on a Saturday night. There were about 6 girls, that I could see. They were all sistas,…

Went there around 8:30 on a Thursday. It was very slow with only two dancers on the floor at a time. Got a private dance from this girl named Treasure who was about 5'6 thick…

Went in at around 11:45pm on a wednesday for the first time. Was wanded and padded by the one security guard at the door. Bought the two drink minimum and walked around. There were a…