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AUSTIN (The Borowitz Report)—Republican lawmakers in the Texas State Senate are proposing a precedent-setting new bill that would make it illegal for women to live in the state. Senator Harland Dorrinson, one of the many pro-life lawmakers backing the woman ban,…

...who will take over for TUSCL's resident Wile E. Coyote? Since Monsieur Draques is missing in action (and no jokes about death...not funny...we can call a YUSCL-bro a fucking idiot to their face but no jokin' 'bout death) who will step…

I do not have a facebook account and have friends pressing me to get one. I do not understand the fascination with this media. Many persons put so much information about themselves online that you see and know them more…

I was sitting in the club with a couple blonde dancers. Jada whipped out her iPhone and said, "Memphis, they talk about me on this web site. They say I have a limited menu. They talk…

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ENID, Okla. — The owner of an Enid strip club arrested Sunday for allegedly shooting at Enid police was taken back into custody at his arraignment Thursday morning, after a judge increased his bond to $50,000. Rick Andrew Childs Sr., 45,…

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OCEAN TOWNSHIP, N.J. (AP) - Police say a homeless man lived unnoticed in the basement of a New Jersey library for nearly two weeks. Police say a custodian saw Charles Jones Jr. peeking out a basement window of the Ocean Township…

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Heading to Pittsburg (from NJ) in mid August for a concert and need some recommendations for strip clubs in the area. Thx!

Hey I am looking for some male strip club in Dallas, tx or ft. Worth, tx. I am a female wanting to go to see male dancers. Can anybody help me out?

Q: What do you get when you cross dugster with juicbox69? A: An assron.

I love my Hot Spot gas stations cause its the cheapest gas in town normally 39cent coffe and normally a hooker for $20 buxom when you leave...ooo yea 2 hot dawgs with the works on it with a 32 ounce…

Do you do this or something similar ?.....its started as a hobby but I've got agents now starting to book gigs for me at $200 a pop......this could turn into something nice....juice road tour !

Thursday, July 11, 2013 A MANAGER of a high-end strip club in Mandaue City will spend her life in jail after she was found guilty by a court for selling minors as prostitutes. Convicted on July 3 by Judge Raphael Yrastorza of…

LOS ANGELES—A profile/photo essay published Sunday on CNN.com captures a day in the life of Wicked Pictures contract star and AVN Hall of Famer Jessica Drake, as primarily spent on the set of the Derrick Pierce-directed Wicked feature Tuff Love. Titled…

LOS ANGELES—Hustler publisher Larry Flynt sued his younger brother Jimmy Flynt in Florida the day before Independence Day, alleging trademark infringement for opening a store called Flynt Sexy Gifts in Naples, Florida, whose “location, design and business model are based…

If a strange woman asks to swim in your pool naked, be suspicious. In Crossville, Tenn., a man and woman asked if the woman could take a skinny dip, and then the man said he was leaving to get cigarettes, according…

Hi, going to Hong Kong tonight. For any of you that have been there, is it better to exchange money and use pesos, or do they do everything in dollars? The reviews seem to mention dollars, just double checking.

Ok its a well known fact i live with a dancer and a escort so i see a lot of men cum and go from the house...but the one thang that keeps amazing me are how many men will come…

So, I was having a great dream. Fully nude lap dance from a hot stripper. She's really grinding me good and just when I think I'm about to blow, I shit my pants. I…

I've always thought strip club DJ's were losers, but I may have to reconsider. My CF mentioned that her nightly tip out to the DJ was $50. With 25 dancers in the club, that means an income of…

Besides looks of course what things make a Stripper attractive to you? For me I find when a gal makes me feel handsome and desirable but without too much encomium is what I like. Also when a dancer is gentle…

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He did say that he was having health problems as of late. Hopefully he's living it up at the big Flight Club in the sky. <b>RIP Alucard 1954 - 2013</b>