Do any of you guys buy food from a SC while there? Unless I'm absolutely starving or pinch for time I don't see myself buying lunch/dinner from a club. Maybe it's just me but I would feel weird eating in…

How do you respond to strippers asking do you like my new out fit, do you like my hair this way, I think my tits or ass are too small, do you prefer red head or blonds, etc etc, etc? All…

The last couple of times I have clubbed in and around NYC area i have come across clubs inundated with eastern European girls, most speak almost no English. Some are nice looking but many are average or below. They constantly…

If a CF gained weight to the point that she was on the brink of not being a CF, would you tell her that she needs to lose the weight? I have to ask because the strip club is an…

Some days I think to myself that I will just read posts and not write anything. It never fails that fishsticks will inevitably write something icredibly stupid and I just can't resist responding. I'm fighting the urge right now.

How do you decide how much to pay, for what, and to whom? What's your System(TM)?

I'm new to the strip club scene and I'm wondering, is it appropriate to ask a dancer for a lap dance or should I let them ask me first?

Has anyone notices the hypocrisy of the sanctuary cities? These are the same cities that have passed outrageous minimum wage laws but have thousands of illegals the will work off the books for cash at below the national minimum wage. If…

As most of you know, I like to hit small-black clubs and in Miami dances at these clubs are only $5 or $10 w/ good-mileage - w/ my love for chocolate and the cheap-dances, I often get A LOT of…

I have found that many MILFS know what they like and are not afraid to let you know how to please them. No kids women many times expect you to read their minds about their needs. I was never good at…

This can be interesting and some times scary. Last Saturday Bubba267 and I were standing outside of Follies front door waiting for them to open. A car pulls in with 2 kids in their car seats in the back and…

One of the biggest reasons I'm currently traveling is to see if spending $1,000 and up is worth it or if it's better spent at my local clubs. For me I'm tired of cheap sex workers that are over the…

Good quarter for stock ticker RICK. (Not too surprising given the economic boom.) In addition it looks likes after a pause to consolidate they are going back into growth/acquisitive mode: picking up Scarlett's Cabaret in Miami. Trading at $18.48 as I…

and veterans for lying about military service.

I was scanning through some porn the other day and it seems more of the "actresses" are abandoning the fully shaved look. Still not a high percentage, but it seems to be more prevalent than the recent past. Has anyone…

What is your all time favorite lawyer joke? Example 1. Why did Washington DC get all the lawyers and New Jersey get all the toxic waste dumps and chemical plants? New Jersey chose first. Example 2.…

A Florida man accused of murdering his girlfriend wants to enter his penis into evidence in an oral sex death trial. Richard Henry Patterson, 65, has admitted he choked his girlfriend, Francisca Marquinez, 60, to death on Oct. 28, 2015, but…

It's popped up a couple of times, most recently in Papi's review of BTR. Global Positioning System doesn't work in the context I've seen.

I think for most of us TUSCLERS it's pretty rare that a stripper will kiss us during a dance. I think that is for any of the possible reasons (A. they're not sure if us customers will want/like it…

Title says it all! LOL!

Has anyone else ever wanted to fuck someone's wife? It's definitely on my bucket list, but I've never gotten lucky enough to get with one. Anyone else ever wanted this as well? Has anyone ever done it? And got any…

J: When My Wife And I Got Married P: We mutually decided to each select that one person who we'd most like to have sex with and, if by some miracle, it happened, the other wouldn't get angry. She picked Brad…

You apes are mostly hairless anyway. Why not go all the way? Squawk!

I laughed like hell today when I saw that Wikipedia's article of the day was the White-Rumped Swallow https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White-rumped_swallow I thought to myself: Hey, TUSCLers are for the most part VERY…

One is named Dougster and the other is named Twentyfive. They see an Occupy protestor with a sign which says, 'The 98%'. So Twentyfive says, "You good for nothing looser, never accomplished anything in your entire life."…