Feature Dancers

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• emmett

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  16 years ago

  Stay away unless you're really into that particular porn star. At some clubs I've visited, everything else comes to a halt when the feature is on stage. A real waste of time. I don't know if features regularly provide 1-on-1 dances, (haven't been in a club with one in many years).
• MisterGuy

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  16 years ago

  Ditto...the cover charge will likely double as well...it's mostly a ripoff if you don't like the feature.
• DandyDan

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  16 years ago

  Usually, feature dancers are a big waste of time and money. I've long been of the opinion they all do the same act every time. I have seen 3 different ones at the club I go to the most and all of them, at one point, had a little inflateable pool they filled with water and they would jump in, and all of them did a little act with whipped cream. Plus they all got fake tits, which isn't a good thing in my book.
• shadowcat

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  16 years ago

  We have done this one before. I like them. While the dumb ass amateurs are out front watching them, I have privacy in the lap dance rooms.
• SuperDude

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  16 years ago

  Everything stops so the feature dancer, an over the hill porn star, can command full attention. She comes out, does her show, and returns to the dressing room. Rarely, if ever, is there any contact with the customers, unless she is selling autographed photographs. The feature will sometimes pose in a photograph with you, back in the days of the Polaroid camera. Some clubs may have a digital/computer rig so you can leave with an 8x10 of you and the feature. None of this is worth the money.
• Clubber

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  16 years ago

  I've stumbled on two that I recall. I certainly did not make an effort to go to a club to see them. One was the dancer that ran for governor of CA, whatever her name was. IMHO, stay away!
• mmdv26

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  16 years ago

  Are "features" becoming extinct?
• DandyDan

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  16 years ago

  mmdv26- I tend to think they are going extinct. I know the two clubs where I've seen features haven't had them for a while. I think most of the attraction was seeing a woman with really big (fake) tits, but since most guys came to downgrade girls with fake ones, there came to not be a market for it.
• boomer37

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  16 years ago

  Go if you are a big fan of the girl. Otherwise, it's usually overrated. The smart girls do "meet and greeets" with the customers and sell Polaroids, video's or whatever they put their name on and can make some extra cash. I've had private dances with some features, while others absolutly will not. Often, the girls with no merchandise to sell will be more likley to do dances... So.. only go if you are or fan or are just curious about the experience!
• dallas702

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  16 years ago

  A few years ago in walked into a club unaware that they had 2 (count 'em TWO) "feature" acts. Both were porn "stars" (I never heard of either, but they had DVDs for sale or free with a LD). Both were giving LDs between shows and the price was no different from the house standard! Both feature dancers had elaborate routines on stage with costume changes, candles, gimicks and pole tricks. They alwo offered pics w/ the "star", panties and other goodies for a price. All in all, the features simply made it more difficult on the regular dancers, but those I talked to didn't mind. I did try LDs with both and both had hard, fake tits. Both also did gymnastic, high energy, show you how much they can bend, private dances. I was amazed at the physical skill, I wasn't impressed by the LD! One of them did offer OTC, but as fit and hardbodied as she was I knew she would be too much for my old ticker! I saw promos for upcoming "features" at two clubs in the past few weeks, so maybe they are not extinct. Try it, but expect too much.
• imnumnutz

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  16 years ago

  As I have mentioned before, PlayboyPmate/PentPet Linn Thomas was out on the feature circuit for several years earlier this decade. She was THE most personable, approachable girl of her type that I ever encountered. Had a great stage presence, did private dances, could talk about any subject you wished, and was not afraid to laugh at herself. Just a perfect sweetheart. Most Pets/Playmates don't feature dance. I have never heard of most of the features that come to Ohio clubs. If only Shay Jordan would consider it...
• parodyman-->

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  16 years ago

  In the 90's I'd go see Julia Parton every time she appeared at the Admiral Theatre. She was very friendly and fun to spend time with. The same goes for Nina Hartley and her husband. They were both intelligent and personable and a lot of fun to hang out with.
• SuperDude

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  16 years ago

  Cheetah's in Detroit will feature porn star Cherokee on Dec. 11. ([view link])