We've all been there: you enter a club, head to the bar, order a drink, and then are immediately "accosted" by a high-pressure stripper (HPS). The HPS will shoot questions at you as if she was a district attorney:
First time here? Where are you from? What do do like to do? We should get some dances? Plus many, many more questions to follow!
For some, this is just the start. If I'm interested, GREAT! I love it. Often, however, I'm not. I give quick answers. I avoid too much eye contact. I appear disinterested. I will, and do say I'm not interested. Sometimes they just don't take no for an answer. My question to fellow mongers: what works best for you when you want to extricate yourself from the dreaded HPS?


In extreme cases of that I will just get up from my table, visit the restroom, and then go sit down at another table. This may be a little rude walking off from a stripper but I have always given indicators I was not interested before that like not making eye contact or giving short answers to questions. In hundreds of strip club visits there have only been a couple times I felt like I needed to leave the club because of too many overly aggressive girls in there.