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Handling the High-Pressure Stripper

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JayhawkJohnMissouri

We've all been there: you enter a club, head to the bar, order a drink, and then are immediately "accosted" by a high-pressure stripper (HPS). The HPS will shoot questions at you as if she was a district attorney:

First time here?
Where are you from?
What do do like to do?
We should get some dances?
Plus many, many more questions to follow!

For some, this is just the start. If I'm interested, GREAT! I love it. Often, however, I'm not. I give quick answers. I avoid too much eye contact. I appear disinterested. I will, and do say I'm not interested. Sometimes they just don't take no for an answer. My question to fellow mongers: what works best for you when you want to extricate yourself from the dreaded HPS?

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docsavage

In extreme cases of that I will just get up from my table, visit the restroom, and then go sit down at another table. This may be a little rude walking off from a stripper but I have always given indicators I was not interested before that like not making eye contact or giving short answers to questions. In hundreds of strip club visits there have only been a couple times I felt like I needed to leave the club because of too many overly aggressive girls in there.

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stripperlover777

🔺 You Just Let Them Know Your Not Ready Yet & You Have To Check Things Out First.
If They Fire Back, Let Them Know Your Really Picky About Stuff & I Need To Chill Out For A While.
If They Fire Again, Say There Is Too Many Perimeters To Get In To, & I Need A Lil' Time To Decide What I Want, It Has To Be That Way.
If You Can Sit With Me With No Obligations, We Can Get To Know Each Other &
If Your Special & Lucky, You Can Be Mi $Stripper/$SC Girlfriend/Baby
You Make The Call Baby!
Remember, Wrong Hustling Isn't Special, Wait For The Right $Stripper, Or Find A Different $Strip Club.
There Really Is SC'S Dat' Is The Bosses & Angels Style Way & Attitude,
You Want Them ' ' ' ' ' ' ' 🦅 🦅 🦅
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Be Fun, Thrive & Rock It!

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etsutwigg222

My standard response to HPSers is "Do you Spit or Swallow in VIP" ? 70% of the time they get up & head off, 20% of the time I have to explain the concept to them, & 10% of the time I get the jackpot.

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SirLapdanceanot

^^^LOL call it 'betting on the cum'

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chunkychicano

You can say no.
Also be careful if they’re yapping too much in the vip or dance itself. It could be a distraction to make up for poor mileage. I remembered some very mechanical and scammer escorts yapping away right from the start and asking all those questions about work and hobbies to try to pass time and make up for horrible service.

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Icey

Say youre not interested. If she doesnt go. Enjoy your drink and pretend like shes not there. Invote another dancer over. What she does is her problem not yours.

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This question has been asked a million times. Just google your question and put tuscl after it!

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chunkychicano

@icey good advice. Those crackhos have taught you well…

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rickthelion

The ape that loves the white Americans sez => This question has been asked a million times. Just google your question and put tuscl after it!
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All questions have been asked a million times. But sometime a new question can trigger an interesting story. This rick thinks the chance of an interesting story makes a re-asked question worth it. ROAR!!!

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