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Handling the High-Pressure Stripper

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JayhawkJohnMissouri

We've all been there: you enter a club, head to the bar, order a drink, and then are immediately "accosted" by a high-pressure stripper (HPS). The HPS will shoot questions at you as if she was a district attorney:

First time here?
Where are you from?
What do do like to do?
We should get some dances?
Plus many, many more questions to follow!

For some, this is just the start. If I'm interested, GREAT! I love it. Often, however, I'm not. I give quick answers. I avoid too much eye contact. I appear disinterested. I will, and do say I'm not interested. Sometimes they just don't take no for an answer. My question to fellow mongers: what works best for you when you want to extricate yourself from the dreaded HPS?

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docsavage

In extreme cases of that I will just get up from my table, visit the restroom, and then go sit down at another table. This may be a little rude walking off from a stripper but I have always given indicators I was not interested before that like not making eye contact or giving short answers to questions. In hundreds of strip club visits there have only been a couple times I felt like I needed to leave the club because of too many overly aggressive girls in there.

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stripperlover777

🔺 You Just Let Them Know Your Not Ready Yet & You Have To Check Things Out First.
If They Fire Back, Let Them Know Your Really Picky About Stuff & I Need To Chill Out For A While.
If They Fire Again, Say There Is Too Many Perimeters To Get In To, & I Need A Lil' Time To Decide What I Want, It Has To Be That Way.
If You Can Sit With Me With No Obligations, We Can Get To Know Each Other &
If Your Special & Lucky, You Can Be Mi $Stripper/$SC Girlfriend/Baby
You Make The Call Baby!
Remember, Wrong Hustling Isn't Special, Wait For The Right $Stripper, Or Find A Different $Strip Club.
There Really Is SC'S Dat' Is The Bosses & Angels Style Way & Attitude,
You Want Them ' ' ' ' ' ' ' 🦅 🦅 🦅
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Be Fun, Thrive & Rock It!

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etsutwigg222

My standard response to HPSers is "Do you Spit or Swallow in VIP" ? 70% of the time they get up & head off, 20% of the time I have to explain the concept to them, & 10% of the time I get the jackpot.

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SirLapdanceanot

^^^LOL call it 'betting on the cum'

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chunkychicano

You can say no.
Also be careful if they’re yapping too much in the vip or dance itself. It could be a distraction to make up for poor mileage. I remembered some very mechanical and scammer escorts yapping away right from the start and asking all those questions about work and hobbies to try to pass time and make up for horrible service.

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Icey

Say youre not interested. If she doesnt go. Enjoy your drink and pretend like shes not there. Invote another dancer over. What she does is her problem not yours.

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This question has been asked a million times. Just google your question and put tuscl after it!

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chunkychicano

@icey good advice. Those crackhos have taught you well…

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rickthelion

The ape that loves the white Americans sez => This question has been asked a million times. Just google your question and put tuscl after it!
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All questions have been asked a million times. But sometime a new question can trigger an interesting story. This rick thinks the chance of an interesting story makes a re-asked question worth it. ROAR!!!

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twentyfive

It never fails to amuse me, how a supposedly adult man is easily intimidated by a girl in her underwear.

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gSteph

Once again I consider myself lucky. In my club it's never happened. Medium pressure - of boobs on forehead - yeah, that, sometimes.

That gets a 'thanks ' or 'come see me after your stage time 🙂.

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RonJax2

I totally get where you're coming from OP. I've fallen victim to HPS tactics plenty of times in my career. Sometimes I've even bought dances I didn't really want.

One thing that works is getting up and physically leaving her. Go to the restroom or to "make an important call". If she's still stalking you after that, you have to just straight up tell her something like "Hey, you're great but I'm not going to be buying dances from you tonight." The minute she thinks she won't make any money the pressure tactics stop - but you have to convince her this is true.

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twentyfive

^^ what’s so difficult Geordie, act like a gentle man (accent on the MAN) what are you there for, especially if you’re concerned about the situation, I find that being polite, firm, and respectful, is easy, I’ve never had to be rude or act like a pussy, in order to assert myself, it’s not rocket science buddy, just be a gentleman.

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georgmicrodong

A shiv in her neck usually works pretty well. Push it out through her throat away from you, so you don't get any blood on you though.

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dogchain

Best thing i find is chat her up as long as she wants but say no to all spending. Eventually it goes from her wasting your time to you wasting her time. Once she makes that connection she will never talk to you again. Works great if it is a place you visit often

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chunkychicano

@gordieboi i think it depends on if your willing to get banned from the club or not. If you refuse to pay a scammer dancer- and the club takes her side, the most they can really do is ban you. Its a legal establishment so the bouncers/managers can get charges pressed on them if they go around attacking or robbing customers. All they can really do is ban you- because any business is allowed to ban anyone for any reason

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shanny72

No need to be rude, an honest "no thanks" or "not today" gets the point across

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unclewillSea

Pull your dick out and tell her to suck it

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rickthelion

Imma be serious for a moment and point out that the “twentyfive system” is pretty frickin’ sensible.
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Here’s the thing that some of y’all seem to forget: you’re visiting the strip club to have fun. Getting all tied up in knots for some stupid reason = not fun.
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Here’s a simple lion-y sliding scale: if she’s high pressure but you thing you might enjoy a dance anyway, get a frickin’ dance. If she’s a maybe or even a probably based on looks, see if you can get her to stop being high pressure and maybe get a dance. If she’s a no, say no clearly. No need to be rude about, just make it clear.
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Perhaps it is just my lion-y superbrain, but it just doesn’t seem that hard. Just go with your gut. If you think X is gonna be fun, do X. If you think Y isn’t gonna be a good time, don’t do Y. Sheesh…how you damn dirty apes spread across the face of the planet with most of y’all not understanding that is a mystery to this lion. ROAR!!!

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ilbbaicnl

If she has high internal pressure, do her boobs get bigger when you squeeze her booty?

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ilbbaicnl

Patent pending on that idea, I'm selling it to CGI porn.

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mark94

High pressure pitches are used by dancers who don’t have repeat customers, or any customers.

Cut off her sales pitch and say no thanks, with whatever line you prefer. Don’t waste her time or yours.

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Ulrik79

I tell them I'm waiting on someone already. If she tries the "I can go tell her you're here" or "who is she? I'll tell you if she's here" Then I say we've already talked

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