If you had around 1000 USD, which state(s) would you choose to do a solo trip?

Looking for 1. Good management and/or staff with decent attitude and common sense 2. Hot girls that speak English and aren't just just another quickie blowup doll experience 3. Not too far from all the other strip clubs if near an international Airport

I'd just stay home. $1,000 is chump change and I can make the most of it at my local clubs.

Atlanta and $10 lappers at Vivide/$5 lappers at Blaze.
Money goes a long ass way.

Sams Hofbrau Los Angeles. Chicken wings and thick thighs lulz

@hotgirlsplz

I will play along and comment on your discussion.

Q: If you had around 1000 USD, which state(s) would you choose to do a solo trip? …to see a good show?

A: California, Los Angeles 4Play Los Angeles has the reputation of Upscale with girls from the entertainment industry in Hollywood

Just be careful out there.

Thanks guys, I was thinking California but god damn I hate LAX LOL

@everyone
Thanks for playing along, now don't play mean with me in the following comments.

I know I'm a clueless Canadian sometimes but I gotta learn somehow!

The alternative airports other than LAX in Los Angeles area are BUR (Burbank / Bob Hope Airport), and LGB (Long Beach)

In my humble opinion and limited experience the airport in Long Beach (LGB) is a good choice.

Dallas TX fly into Love Field on South West and you will in SC Extras area.

is 1k even enough for a trip? i wouldn't go on that

1k would do me fine in HK.
OH SHIT.
does the state of Baja California count???

@hotgirlsplz
I have to agree with Jascoi

So the updated answer is; the Happiest Place on Earth (according to Krusty)

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A: Baja California, Mexico 🇲🇽 Tijuana City

Hong Kong Gentlemen Club
Address:
Calle Coahuila 2009
Zona Nte., Tijuana, B.C.
Mexico

Fly to San Diego and then take the Free Airport Shuttle to Old Town and then take the Blue Line Trolley to the border.
Then walk across the border, don’t forget to get the Mexican “visa”, you can get it in the Internet in advance, is free if you are visiting for a few days only.

Remember to behave like a gentleman and you will be treated like a gentleman. Dress clean and in normal causal comfortable clothes.

Once in Mexico just walk to the area where there is a FREE Limo service to takes you to Hong Kong, check in the Hotel Cascadas, for which you had made reservations in the Internet with your VIP Card holder status you will receive discounts on room rates 7 days a week

After “unpacking” in your room, if you are hungry go eat something light at the hotel restaurant Azul, discounted with your VIP card/membership, then go back to your room to rest, sleep well and when you get up around 8:00pm , shower and shave, and get read to walk into the Happiest Place on Earth.

Walk inside the club and look around until you see a girl you like and walk to the girl you like/want and ask her in English, “Hi beautiful; do you speak English?” If she says yes, a little, or not, is up to you to start making it an interesting game to “communicate” that you like her and want to have sex/make love to her.

The only two words you really need to learn is “arriba?” (to the room upstairs) and cuanto? (How much is the cost?)

At the Happiest Place on Earth “Hong Kong”; Technically you are paying for her time; half an hour $140 to 200, for basic Full Service;
anything more; anal for example is negotiable and cost more.

Since you will have your own room you don’t have to pay for the 30 minutes rooms, another $30-40

There are other options like fichas to get a semi private dance and buying the girls drinks so they sit with you, however your goal is to see how things work out for full service so you can get that out of the way and relax for a second nd third visit “arriba” to your room.

If you don’t speak Spanish fluently be prepared for misunderstandings and somethings lost in translation, if you want you can ask one of the waiters (meseros) that speak English to get you a girl that speaks English and is your “type” just make sure that you wont accept the girl if she is not to your liking. Remember the customer is always right.

Don’t overthink things, nothing is going to be exactly like you imagined or were told, just be prepared for the worst and hope for the best that way you won’t be surprised

Just relax stay open to the positive experiences so you can have a good enjoyable time at The Happiest Place on Earth (according to Krusty)

When you are ready to leave,just coordinate with the front desk the time to take the limo back to the border.

At the border they might ask for the paperwork (visa) you are required for o provide when you exit the country.

Take the trolley to the Old Town Station and then the Free Airport Shuttle to the San Diego Airport and go back home.

This first trip should be a recon mission to get you used to doing this trip as you probably will like to enjoy the Hobby.

Just relax stay open to the positive experiences so you can have a good enjoyable time at The Happiest Place on Earth (according to Krusty)

Remember to be careful out there, and don’t forget Pics and Vids or it didn’t happen.

:D

Why would you want to do any state with Sundowner in Niagara Falls? You wouldn't even need a passport!

Totally stay home unless your local clubs really, really suck. Even on a one day trip, flight and hotel gonna leave you with what 200-300 left? By the time you get a car or uber, pay for cover and a few drinks, you're talking a few dances tops.

Maybe stay in Canada and hit Toronto, or more specifically Mississauga or the area around Pearson. But even then I'd probably hold off longer and put together a larger fund for a better trip. The ratio of travel expense to stripper expense is way off when the total budget is 1000.

For me, next time I'm near Detroit that would be my choice. Hotel, Uber (or) valet, good night at the Flight Club (or other nearby options) should be under 1K.

Like Dolfan, my top choice would be Mississauga (aka) YYZ area but is that breaking the rules? Canada? I'm guessing I could have fun for 2 nights there for around 1K (maybe a little over depending on the hotel I would choose).

If you dont need extras or lapdances then just sit back and watch the stage. Go to as many clubs as you can.

I think OP is saying $1000 spending money after flight hotel car etc. if $1000 is all you have including flight and hotel expenses, it may not be worth it. Unless you plan months in advance and get a $150+ round trip ticket

By the way dont listen to anything Icey says in all likelihood he will encourage you to go to a club where you will get robbed scammed etc

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Fake rick has analyzed this situation correctly. The only way this question makes sense is if the $1K is spending money, not the total trip costs.
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Now, if the OP might pull off some real fun with $1K if he was a lion, like yours truly, or some other kind of badass creature. But pullin’ off some real fun for $1K as a damn dirty ape? Not gonna happen!
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Think about it…what are you gonna do for lodging? Sleep in your frickin’ car? I can pull that off because my Tesla is badass and (more importantly) I’m often so drunk on all the Jack that I think my car is a suite at a five-star hotel. Kind of disillusioning when you sober up and realize, but I’ve got a solution for that problem and the name of that solution is Jack. And if Jack can’t help you out you ask for some more help from his buds Johnnie, Jose, and Jim.
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I wonder if folks with J names are just plain helpful…maybe I’ll go ask Jack. He’s pretty frickin’ wise. ROAR!!!

^do you also have Jack cheese, day to day when you cant find good meat? You can even get it in cheese sticks form so its easy to carry around and the sticks are available even at 7-11. Keep in mind that the Dugan wasnt always referring to the drink, many of his posts regarding Jack were actually in reference to high quality, Jack cheese

Due to the inconsistency of most strip clubs, I’d hate to think about traveling somewhere to specifically go to strip club(s). What if the club(s) happens to be shitty the night you’re there? This happens to me all the time in Florida, but I know I can just go home and try again some other time. I’ve never been to TJ, but that sounds like a sure thing. So probably the best place for destination strip clubbing.

As an American, I'd rather fly to Toronto for strip clubs. I should do that sometime soon.

If I wanted to visit to the US for a trip, I'd pick NYC, LA, San Francisco...nothing is cheap there, but everything is expensive for a reason

If you want a second tier destination with reasonable strip clubs, there's Atlanta, Chicago, the Texas Triangle (Austin/Dallas/Houston). Las Vegas is kind of a shithole these days unless you're spending Dubai tier money.

@shadocat: "I'd just stay home. $1,000 is chump change and I can make the most of it at my local clubs."

What shadowcat said.

Is this $1000 just to club? If you want hot English speaking girls, go to Texas (Dallas, Houston, and then Austin), Phoenix, and Detroit (in that order), reverse the Order if you want more value. I haven't been to Seattle, so I'm not rating them.

In Los Angeles, if extras were available, they were out of my price range (but should be within the 1k budget). Girls weren't that hot on my last trip. Hotter girls were in Orange County (barely hotter) and City of Industry. COI was all mechanics though. That's also my problem with Toronto (all mechanics). I'm going back to Toronto later this year, hopefully things have changed.

I have had tons of fun in the Carolinas. Greenville SC and then Treasure Club Greensboro NC and a limo ride!