A stripper shows up at your front door univited. Her man and baby in the car.

Offer either a vape hit or a piece of candy of marijuana to whoever is not the baby and not the driver.

Actually, I think I have a sensory toy lying around somewhere. The baby can play with that.

She gettin some dick

depending on the girl and our reactions to each other... might be a fun time!

Why are her man and baby in the car? Its going to be a quick session if theyre waiting out there. Or maybe she wont do anything just take the money and run

Its her loser babydaddy.

Invite them all in, gank the stripper and her man, bury the bodies in the lime pit in the woods back of the house, and adopt the baby and raise it as my own.

Dude. You have weird fantasies.

Fantasies. Absolutely. Nothing but fantasies.

Seems like the only plausible back story here is that they're homeless and dead broke. If she knows where I live, I must have fairly good history with her. So I'd front her the money for a hotel room, where the fam would go wait, and come back for her later. We'd have to limit the adult breast feeding to leave enough for the kid.

Call the police.

GMD that fantasy is because of your snipping.

To many simps.