tuscl

A stripper shows up at your front door univited. Her man and baby in the car.

What fo you do? Fuck her for cheap? Invite her in?

I tell her to get lost and lose my number.

Tell her baby daddy to get a job.

Fuck that shit.

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nicespice

Offer either a vape hit or a piece of candy of marijuana to whoever is not the baby and not the driver.

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nicespice

Actually, I think I have a sensory toy lying around somewhere. The baby can play with that.

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unclewillSea

She gettin some dick

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Jascoi

depending on the girl and our reactions to each other... might be a fun time!

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chunkychicano

Why are her man and baby in the car? Its going to be a quick session if theyre waiting out there. Or maybe she wont do anything just take the money and run

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Baristafan

Its her loser babydaddy.

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georgmicrodong

Invite them all in, gank the stripper and her man, bury the bodies in the lime pit in the woods back of the house, and adopt the baby and raise it as my own.

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Baristafan

Dude. You have weird fantasies.

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georgmicrodong

Fantasies. Absolutely. Nothing but fantasies.

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Icey

Give her a 20 and shut the door

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ilbbaicnl

Seems like the only plausible back story here is that they're homeless and dead broke. If she knows where I live, I must have fairly good history with her. So I'd front her the money for a hotel room, where the fam would go wait, and come back for her later. We'd have to limit the adult breast feeding to leave enough for the kid.

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skibum609

Call the police.

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chunkychicano

GMD that fantasy is because of your snipping.

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Baristafan

To many simps.

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