Lines for when age-appropriate women try to pick you up
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Keep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
My honest one would be "sorry, I'd rather pay someone else for whatever you'd do for free". What are some more diplomatic alternatives?
So far, I've only had this problem when I've been out walking. A couple pulled over and asked if I needed a ride, so I just said thanks, no. Another pulled over and told me she needed a walking partner. I told her I didn't do it on a regular schedule. All the other times, it was just flirting, I played dumb.
So far, I've only had this problem when I've been out walking. A couple pulled over and asked if I needed a ride, so I just said thanks, no. Another pulled over and told me she needed a walking partner. I told her I didn't do it on a regular schedule. All the other times, it was just flirting, I played dumb.
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You just say the following: my buddy is a frickin’ lion and he sent me down to the liquor store to buy like a case of Jack. He hosting something that he calls a “rickbang” that involves a sexy female hairless ape and his friends a shark and a dugan. He says I can watch. Wanna join us?
If that shit scares ‘em off you’re rid of some real sticks in the mud. If they dig the idea of watching a rickbang you’ll probably have fun with them.
Problem solved. ROAR!!
I dont mind old women. They can be really freaky. Ive had a few good experiences.
But i prefer younger women .
It's not just about them being my own age. I'm in my early 50s, so there are some age appropriate women who still look pretty decent. But after 2 divorces, I'm beyond done. I am not the solution to anyone's problems - I've got plenty of my own, lol.
I've also run into a couple of uncomfortable situations since I started sugar dating. I ranged up into the late 30s a few times and it was a mistake. It's amazing how, when you treat a woman right and make her nut a few times, her thinking starts to shift. I had 2 of them tell me that they wanted more, which is precisely what I'm trying to avoid. I thought that 14-15 years was enough of an age gap to avoid this, but apparently not. Now I don't date older than early 30s.
"When I was 19, I liked 19 year old women. Why shouldn't I like them now?"
Right now I'm doing the single Dad thing, with primary custody of my kids (long story). Since I started late and many of these girls started early, we often have kids in similar age ranges. When I talk about my kids' accomplishments and the things I do to help them, it's like catnip to some of these girls.
FUCK to the NO. Like I said, I am not the solution to anyone's problems. By the time I get my youngest kid through college, I'll be old enough that this will no longer be an issue. But until then, I'll just keep the age profile young enough to avoid this problem.
I'm a little younger than Rick, and I have similar experiences with girls in a slightly lower age bracket, in their late 20's to mid thirties. For the Cuban girls, it seems age has no bearing whatsoever. I can't simply undercut the age bracket to avoid the problem, so I just deal with it.
They want me to tell them what to do, make decisions for them, even simple ones. They move too fast. Ones with kids act too desperate. Some look great but these girls were so slutted out in their early 20s tgey become desperate and have no self esteem.
The biggest positive is theyll do anything sexually. But think itll keep you around.
Me..."Sorry....I only date women 50 years younger than me"
Here’s one method
PL age Her age
Under 30 90% of PL age
30-35 80%
35-45 70%
45-50 60%
> 50. 50%
Do the math
37 still too old!
I see plenty of slamming milf bodies at the beach and pool.
RockAllNight's age appropriateness scale is interesting. I'm assuming it is intended to apply to civvie women. There really shouldn't be any age standards in the SC, other than our personal standards. I personally steer clear of under-21 dancers in clubs where they are allowed, and there are no doubt young dancers who (foolishly from an economic standpoint) steer clear of my old ass.
Anyway, I doubt most civvie women in their thirties think they are fair game for men in their 60s. And, if I was 49, and relegated to women over 29, I would be looking forward to my 50th birthday when I could go back to hitting on 25 year olds. The sliding scale is valid in concept, though. I had a probably ill-advised conversation with one of my daughter's college classmates about the topic and she had a formula like half the man's age plus seven. It put Jennifer Lawrence just out of reach for me at the time.