I also wouldn't kick her out of bed.

There are people that wouldn't kick anything out of bed.

I’ve seen this profile before - not into the tattoos and piercings at all but remove those (IMO) and you have a near flawless woman. Those eyes elevate her to another level.

No elbow jokes this time. Very hot.

^ how could you even see the elbows through all of the ink?

I'd not only not kick her out of bed for eating crackers I'd bring her some crackers to eat in there if she wanted.

She's not what I'd point out as my ideal type, but damn hot. I could nitpick about fake tits, tattoos, piercings or other stuff but that's all bullshit. If I had the chance to get a dance or more, I'd jump on it. If I had a chance to get an actual date, I'd jump on that too.

^ She’s pretty enough, but like a Lamborghini or a Bentley even a Ferrari, I’d question the judgment of anyone who plastered bumper stickers all over such a gorgeous vehicle.

100% agree with 25’s comment above. Her eyes are amazing, but the ink/metal is a big distraction for me.

mas tattoos!!!
she needs more on her other leg and ass!!! and she needs to stop exercising so much especially her shoulders!!! but she does look pretty good in a dress, especially the white long one.
no..., she's attractive and I wouldn't kick her out of bed... she might be fun!!!

Like any of us would ever have a shot…

^ maybe if you’re part of the TUSCL 350k club. Eh even if you are you’re probably right.

I wouldn't kick her out of bed, but neither would I pay to get her there. She's pretty, but the ink is distracting and I really can't stand the saline tits. Why otherwise attractive girls do this shit to themselves I will never know.

Who we kidding a true TUSCL PL would do a snake if the price was right

Enough of the "instagram models I fap to posts." There are plenty of sexy women to see on social media. At least try to share dancers' or clubs' public accounts.

^ No.

“ Why otherwise attractive girls do this shit to themselves I will never know.”

Totally agree.

I’ll buy you all the paint brushes and canvases you want, no need to put the art on your body.

I think her tattoos are great.

Great example of plastic surgery done right.

I don't love the huge fake tits but she's very pretty. Fit but feminine. Smash hard.

I wouldn't kick her out of bed. I would tie her to the bed and fuck the shit out of her.

For those of us who wouldn't join instagram if it offered a sign-up bonus:

https://instafitbio.com/elisa-snippop/

I feel like she would be a decoy girl for me. I understand she’s pretty in the objective sense but I’d be chasing other girls. While guys with actual money will be tied down with her in a strip club.

That’s so interesting, if you click on Muddys link she’s clothed in every photo compared to her being nearly naked in most of her Instagram posts.

Not nearly as attractive to me when she has her clothes on. Either I’m that shallow or I’m just too busy staring at her near perfect ass in the other photos I’m not paying attention to what her face looks like.

I'm a suckered for tattoos. But we'd have to go out on a date before she can get in my bed.