Also, I have to say that I kinda like the OP. Surprisingly, skifredo has hit the nail on the head. I think the OP really is a sturgeon. I mean really, skifredo was just misspelling surgeon because he doesn’t actually know what a sturgeon is. But he still hit the nail on the head. I guess a broken clock is right twice a day.
Think about it folks. It is hard for aquatic life to communicate on a frickin’ iPad or laptop. Has the barnacle ever posted on TUSCL? I don’t think so! You know why? Because he lives in the frickin’ ocean! Really…the barnacle is a frickin’ rick and he still can’t manage. Think about it…if any sea creatures could communicate on the net it would be the ricks of the sea and it is still hard for them.
Anyhoo, I’m bettin’ that the OP is a sturgeon and that is pretty cool because, having partied with sturgeon, I can testify that they can party down. They get a little bent outta shape if you serve caviar though. Can’t fathom why that is. ROAR!!!
The internet proves that most damn dirty apes have a stick up their ass. rickthelion doesn't have a stick up his ass, which is strong evidence he's really a lion. Also demonstrates there's nothing getting in the way of the whiskey soaked tampons.
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last commentI am a Billy Joel performance evaluator!!!!
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My name is Frank Sinatra, and I'm a strip club addict.
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Are you Dr. Shaun Murphy or our new troll with its first post since joining nearly year and a half ago?
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I am a doctor.
A doctor of love.
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I am…I said
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I’m a massage therapist!
Or do I just tell the ladies that so that they become putty in my hands and I get to liberally feel them up with no complaints?
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I think you’re really a savant.
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I'm not a gynecologist but I'll take a look.
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I’m a frickin’ lion and you’ll need a surgeon after I go all wildebeest on your ass. ROAR!!!
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The OP has a Jack The Ripper vibe. Hopefully that's only a joke.
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Who really cares if the OP is a sturgeon.
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I am, therefore I think.
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Whoo are you?
Who who
Who who
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Conversely, taken at face value"
Mazeltov! General or specialty surgery?
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@ Rick, the more one claims to be a "Lion'" the more likely they are really a "Sheep."
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If I was a frickin’ sheep would I be able to ROAR!!! like I do? I don’t think so!
Hell, Imma just try to imitate a frickin’ sheep now. Baa.. baa… ROAR!!!
See, I’m a frickin’ rick and despite my rickness the one thing I can’t manage is bein’ a frickin’ sheep. ROAR!!!
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Also, I have to say that I kinda like the OP. Surprisingly, skifredo has hit the nail on the head. I think the OP really is a sturgeon. I mean really, skifredo was just misspelling surgeon because he doesn’t actually know what a sturgeon is. But he still hit the nail on the head. I guess a broken clock is right twice a day.
Think about it folks. It is hard for aquatic life to communicate on a frickin’ iPad or laptop. Has the barnacle ever posted on TUSCL? I don’t think so! You know why? Because he lives in the frickin’ ocean! Really…the barnacle is a frickin’ rick and he still can’t manage. Think about it…if any sea creatures could communicate on the net it would be the ricks of the sea and it is still hard for them.
Anyhoo, I’m bettin’ that the OP is a sturgeon and that is pretty cool because, having partied with sturgeon, I can testify that they can party down. They get a little bent outta shape if you serve caviar though. Can’t fathom why that is. ROAR!!!
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I yam what I yam and that's all that I yam. Toot toot.
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The internet proves that most damn dirty apes have a stick up their ass. rickthelion doesn't have a stick up his ass, which is strong evidence he's really a lion. Also demonstrates there's nothing getting in the way of the whiskey soaked tampons.
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Libby ape or whatever the fuck his name is understands. Give that ape a Jack-soaked tampon for his ass. ROAR!!!
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@ Gammanu
“Tell me who the fuck are you!?”
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