Dressed like a strip club manager

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docsavage
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Tucker Carlson said on his show that Zelensky just appeared before Congress dressed like a strip club manager.

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world…

I've never really thought of Tucker as someone who would hang out in strip clubs enough to know what a strip club manager would dress like. From what you've seen of strip club managers, is this accurate? Does Zelensky dress like a strip club manager?

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Icee Loco (asshole)
2 years ago
I think he looked like a third world American puppet.

Although I'm not sure if he's bidens pimp of biden is his sugar daddy
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Call.Me.Ishmael
2 years ago
No. Not accurate. But that tracks for Tucker Carlson.
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jackslash
2 years ago
Tucker looks like Howdy Doody in the last stage of syphilis. Tucker is trying to make fun of Zelensky because he supports Putin and other dictators.
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nicespice
2 years ago
I’ve seen strip club managers wearing a suit, and I’ve seen them dress casually. I’ve never seen any wear a long sleeved green shirt, cargo pants, and boots before.
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48-Cowboy
2 years ago
Zelensky is my dad. He is a badass. Skibum609 is going to shit his pants when he realizes who I am after all the shit he talked to me... 🤣🤣🤣
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wallanon
2 years ago
Maybe that's how they dress in the clubs back home for Tucker. Could be the strippers wear combat boots, too.
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docsavage
2 years ago
I think Putin looks more like a strip club manager. Zelensky looks more like the guy who asks for my identification, takes my money and pats me down for weapons. Biden looks like the old guy who comes in on dayshift and buys lap dances from strippers so he can smell their hair. Trump looks like the guy who isn't at the strip club because he invited a porn star to his penthouse apartment. Lindsey Graham looks like the guy who doesn't go to strip clubs because he is secretly gay. Not that there is anything wrong with that. Nancy Pelosi looks like the strip club house mom. AOC looks like the stripper who tells people her Republican strip club customers are angry at her because she won't date them.
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nicespice
2 years ago
^ahahahahahahahahaha
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48-Cowboy
2 years ago
AOC is my little whore. She secretly loves young republican guys. She is nasty behind closed doors. She can't wait to ride in my new car too
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Uprightcitizen
2 years ago
He just got excited and confused. Tucker likes getting railed by male strippers in combat boots.
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Icee Loco (asshole)
2 years ago
Zelensky is like the stripper hoe sending sob story texts needing money for constant emergencie. Biden is the pl cashapping her every time
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twentyfive
2 years ago
Tucker Carlson the poster boy for how stupid can you be and keep your audiences entertained.
I can’t believe anyone would take this clown seriously.
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datinman
2 years ago
Carlson, Cooper, Hannity, Maddow, et al.

It never ceases to amaze me that so many people's lives are so pathetic that they waste substantial time listening to all these blowhards tell them what to think.
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ilbbaicnl
2 years ago
Putin seems better at running his country with the effectiveness of a strip club manager.

If Melania had not married The Donald, seems like there's a good chance she would have ended up stripping in Miami or South Florida. Nothing wrong with that to me, but something for Tuckums to consider if he considers strip clubs objectionable.
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skibum609
2 years ago
Is there such a thing as a hot democrat party female?
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datinman
2 years ago
^They tend more toward the hot flashes crowd.
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