Sydney Sweeney's Jean Commercial

Even this "Body Wash Genie for men" Sydney ad does the "I Dream Of Jeannie" gag even covering her belly button, and a snappy comment about Coconuts. ispot.tv

And more focus on "Coconuts" ispot.tv

Her ads will become way more mainstream after American Eagle. BTW, I've never heard of "Dr Squatch Body Soap" however I BET sales will start to climb. The ripple affect of American Eagle will loud.

I don't give a shit that Sydney's family is MAGA. I don't care if she's a registered republican. Those tits are MESMERIZING.

However, I do think the people heavily politicizing it on both sides are equally cringe. Everybody loves good tits.

And to quote the ATL rapper Father "u knew them supple white titties ain’t come from no liberal gene pool" 🤣

I love her spectacular natural tits.

She's always been kind of a butter face. I respect the fact she hasn't butchered it chasing Influencer face.

There's a reason she's chasing the bag so hard right now. Women like her have a much shorter shelf life in Hollywood than stunning faces like Natalie Portman.

American Capitalism is a great thing! MSM needs to face reality, sex, nice bodies and tits sells products to men and WOMEN!

It really should be no great surprise the woke progressives are calling the ad “Nazism” considering their DEI Supreme Court justice can’t define “what is a woman”

How does the ad affect American Air Lines?

American Eagle is an American Airlines brand, encompassing regional carriers including wholly-owned affiliates Envoy Air, PSA Airlines, and Piedmont Airlines.

She has a more classic look such as you found in the 1950s. Maybe that’s part of the appeal.

This American Eagle makes clothing: ae.com

Kudos to Mike Rowe and his jeans - we are going to see a lot more like this thanks to American Eagle and Sydney Sweeney. youtube.com

@Mark94 three words: "Eyes up here" speaks volumes for the success.

@Puddy Tat - just for you to salivate over: youtube.com

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For some reason, this "Real Men of Genius" commercial from the past popped into my mind...

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😂

She’s so hot!

I think Sweeney parallels Marilyn Monroe in many ways. You know that if Playboy centerfolds were still a thing we would have had full frontal Sydney a couple of times by now.

I don't think she is more than a 6.5/7.0 attractive

Damn. I'm even inclined towards spinners, but I'd give her a solid 9, maybe like 750 millihelens of hotness.

I'm curious who you and others here would rank as more attractive. And who would be a 10 in Sydney is a 6.5?

She’s stupid but all of you guys saying she has a butterface are gay

Okay, this lion usually doesn’t comment on threads in the political room, but this thread is frickin’ stupid on so many levels I’ve just gotta say something. . Putting aside some of the demented comments about the delightful Ms. Sweeney, I’ll just say that this thread is an example of what’s wrong with the America right now: the politicization of frickin’ everything! . I mean really, why on God's green earth would you post some shit about being outraged because some weirdo complained about the jeans/genes put instead of focusing on her delightful cans? Can’t males just dig tits without having to write about them in the context of political shit? . That said, I have a serious problem with the jean’s ad. Ms. Sweeney seriously needs to be in a bikini top. Or topless. C’est la vie. I’m just holding out for the new Barbarella film. That shit is going to get a frickin’ Oscar for sure. ROAR!!!

Also, this lion has to follow up on RonJaxApe’s comment about Ms. Sweeney’s face clocking in at 750 millihelens. . Given that modern navies have fewer than a 1000 ship but individual ships are more capable, how many ships are launched per millihelen? . Follow this scenario: some horny Arab Prince decides to go full Paris and spirits Sweeney away. Pop quiz: how does America respond? . This lion would advocate two carrier groups and 3 Ohio class submarines. Let’s not go crazy about the subs; I’m talkin’ ‘bout the cruise missile subs, not the ballistic missile ones. Then we say “you let Seal Team 6 come in and rescue Ms. Sweeney or you’re getting like 450 or so cruise missiles followed by some frickin’ F18s with as many bombs as they can carry. Unless the Prince is in some kind of underground bunker, in which case it is B2s with those bunker busters. . Anyhoo, that’s my suggestion for a modern conversion of the Helen unit. ROAR!!!

that’s my suggestion for a modern conversion of the Helen unit. ROAR!!

Lol, I love it. The inventor of the millihelen, @reverendHorniBastard would be proud

What clubs is OP frequenting such that Sydney Sweeney is a 6.5/7.0?

^ Basically my question too. Let me know which club has more attractive women than Sydney, please.

If this is a 6.5, then what's a 10 look like? 🤣

@Iknowbetter @RonJax2

===> "However, I do think the people heavily politicizing it on both sides are equally cringe." . Who the fuck on the right is trying to politicize this? All this ridiculous whining and angst over "I have good jeans" as some code for Eugenics came from the Cupcake Cadres on the political left. And it is left-leaning mainstream media which keeps flogging this as a serious story. . Man they must really be getting really desperate to find something to complain about.

She looks very pretty for me at least it would come down to her personality she cute in that ad for American Eagle Outfitters, if she’s flirty anfun as she looks she’s gonna get an 8+ might even be a 9.

I'd fuck her.

@rickthelion you have me fixed on the idea of upgrading @reverendhornibastard's millihelen scale to a metric involving modern naval warfare.

I think I shall dub this the Nimitz response system. Stay tuned... post to follow.

Oh... and I just want to see if tables are working:

"Issues" like this remind me that while I will never support MAGA, I'm not at home on the left either. AE inked a hot noteworthy Hollywood starlet to hawk jeans. It isn't any more complicated than that. The eugenics argument is manufactured pearl-clutchy bullshit.

Liberals: you're not going to win over moderate Republicans like me if you keep amplifying this crap.

===> "Liberals: you're not going to win over moderate Republicans like me if you keep amplifying this crap." . Or Independents. Or even moderate Democrats. People are tired of this nonsense.

I stand-by my "Aside from her body being magnificent, I don't think she is more than a 6.5/7.0 attractive. I'd certainly get a LD and VIP from her at the drop of a hat. "

I'd bump this to a 7.0/7.5 if she has a great smart flirty personality. Saw a video of her shooting quite well at a range, things are just getting better.

AE is driving sales like crazy, which is the point of great ads, like Budweiser/Bud Light use to have.

Strip club hosing a Sidney Sweeney contest.

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^^ That Jeans contest is going to have an huge draw. Wish I could be there. We need to see a LOT more of these across the country. Bet we do if this is successful. SCs need a new way to market, and this could be gold.

^^Such a pathetic loser. fat, broke and ugly, Icey has it cornered. He is the perfect example of every male democrat.

it wasn't even that long ago that the words jeans, tits and politics would never appear in a same paragraph. now it's a fucking reality.

It seems to be along the same lines of liberal illogic where only a transphobic would refuse to date a trannie. Sweenie is the embodiment of naturally unobtainable beauty and desirability (Alexandra Daddario is another). However, to point to her having won the genetic lottery is not mutually exclusive of other women who have done the same from other races - Halle Berry, Salma Hayak, Padma Lakshmi. This is simple reverse racism and liberal intolerance of any appreciation of White achievement - Trump's peace agreements, Elon's wealth, Sidney's beauty, the importance of the nuclear family, etc.

Ask yourself: in the midst of all the real things that do or could affect my life this week, is this really newsworthy? No, of course not. The liberal media just needed to generate traffic, further polarize Americans, and stoke some racial tensions along the way. That is who the liberal media is.

If you want THE BEST full- frontal nudity from Sydney Sweeney, look for a movie called The Voyeurs.

I know Sweeney is out of my league so I am hoping some young stud hooks up with her and knocks her up and they end up having several more kids after. I really want her genes to carry forward for future generations like my children to enjoy!