Weird dates?

You know some high class chicks Iceefag
Your mom must be so proud!

WTF is this? Did I mistakenly log into MySpace.com? I didn’t know I create an account that discusses junior high school topics.

"and I was like, I can't" valley girl d-bag.

Ahh icee, back to regular shoplifting now that you can’t loot blm protests, must suck to lose the income

LoL

Spoiler Alert: This wasn't a date. LMFAO getting used to help shoplift is not a date. But keep pretending. 🤭🤡😂😂😂

This wasn't a date but one time a Mexican dancer got into a fight with border agents while she was trying to sneak relatives over the border and then asked me to go to the hospital emergency room with her so she would have someone to talk to while she waiting to see a doctor.

That's a good one. I once had a girlbwant to have sex and she told me to hurry up coz her nf got out of jail that day.

A dental hygienist closed up at the office and we ended up having sex in the dentists chair.

I once went to dinner with a paranoid girl who had me 6estbher food for poison and was afraid the waitress would break a plate and slit her throat with it