How Many Dances Would It Take?

Hair up top or south of the border?

The hair up top you faggot

Ouch on the faggot. Well for a first post I should have expected that. Well, I guess my answer is there are few dancers I'd allow to hold anything sharp near my Johnson

Ok seriously. I would never allow it

I need mid six figures for you to put me on a stage in a strip club. I don't have any hair to cut, so if you want me to grow it out first so you can live out your little fantasy I want another 25k or so. Let me know when you're ready, I'll take a cashiers check.

I would never allow it

About $100. My hair is a mess. If you cut it on stage - it could be an improvement!

Can I take my pants off for the trim? If I’m hard - would you have an issue with that?

This sounds like the poor bachelor that gets put on stage for his bachelor party. No thanks. Don't want to be the amusement of others.

Why must desertscrub post such arousing comments! Now I’ve got a chubbie thinking about him bending over as he and cowboy go all Brokeback Mountain!

You know the gif with Grandpa Simpson walking in, putting his hat down, turning around, grabbing his hat, and walking out?

That would go well here

Only a true homo would have created this thread.

A homo? A pretend cowboy, who wears chaps with an open ass?

"Only a true homo would have created this thread."

^ Then stop messaging me and asking me to shave your balls

Scrub may help you out on that one bum

Every guy wants to be a cowboy. Apparently all but one stopped wanting to be one when they were 9.

Cowboy, WTF?

SJG

this girl's voice is amazing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?…

And the truth comes out! Skibum is jealous that he is not cool enough to be a cowboy 🤠. Not every man can hack it I guess. Skibum is a total wuss

I ain't a lazy fuck smoking weed all the time... Here is me...

https://youtu.be/VcXg8RrylII

I'm a hard working man. I can do things with my hands that most men can't. I can ride, rope, hammer and paint!

^ lmafaorofl this coming from the biggest faggot on here that wants to stick things up dudes asses and is infatuated with anal seepage 😂😂😂

Keep dreaming and drooling over thoughts of me wearing assless chaps. It ain't gonna happen. You boomers are too easy to figure out. You always mention your fantasies like all the times skibum said I wear assless chaps. Keep dreaming fuckers

When you think it’s more insulting to call us boomers - but you joke about pedophilia (read cowboy’s profile) - it’s obvious you are a real creep!