Holiday travel and weather being what it is across the country; in what CITY (cannot be your Hometown or your regular club that you drive to for the weekend)would you like to be stranded for a few days and what clubs do you imagine there to be the most fun?
This would eliminate "the Boys" going from the ATL to Columbia, SC and ChiTownLawyer traveling to Indy.
I used to think that the clubs in Houston or Tampa would be my choice. You?

Easy one - Tampa
Lots of clubs, pretty easy to get around in the city, stunning ladies, high contact...what more do you want?