Losing Virginity In A Strip Club?

Not a strip club but. From my articles...

Back in the early 70's I worked with one. Nice guy, decent looking but not the sharpest tool in the box. Another coworker and myself decided it was time to get him laid. We all worked for the same airline at LAX. So one Saturday morning the 3 of us flew up to Reno. I was single but the other planner was notorious for cheating on his wife.

We rented a car in Reno and drove down to Lake Tahoe for an afternoon of sightseeing and gambling. We drove back to Reno and had a nice steak dinner.

Then it was time to do the deed. We had already decided that we were going to take him to the Mustang Ranch. We asked a casino worker for directions and it was easy to find. The whole route was marked with red arrows. We pulled into the parking lot around 9PM. It was a bunch of mobile homes hooked together and was surrounded by a chain link fence. We pushed the buzzer at the gate and were let in.

Once inside the madam immediately called for a line up and about 20 girls lined up for our inspection. I'd rate them 7's to 8's. We let the virgin take first pick. Then we both made our picks and went off to the rooms.

Once inside the room, the first order of business was the payment up front. It was $50. Next was the wash and dick inspection for VD. This of course was done by the girl. Condoms were not even mentioned.

It was not a GFE experience. It was fuck and roll over. I went back out front and found the "EX' virgin sitting there drinking a scotch on the rocks and smoking a cigarette. He wasn't even a smoker. :) He was grinning from ear to ear. He said "I came so fast that she made me do it a second time".

My cohort came out and we drove back to Reno where the ex virgin immediately went to bed.

No. It happened in a mobile home with a girl that had 10 cats. They were climbing on the bed when we were doing it. One even tried to climb on my back. It was odd.

No. For a lot of people, losing their virginity turns out to be neither a big deal nor a special event. So, I suppose that there are both better and worse ways to lose your virginity.

If I was in a strip club with a buddy who didn't like it there, I'd take him someplace else.

I'd think a strip club is not the best place to lose one's virginity given how hustly it can be but then again it may be better than being/staying hard-up - IDK if I'd have the guts to go thru it on my first visit(s) but maybe if I got comfortable-enough with SCs I might pull-the-trigger - having said this if I was a virgin even if I was scared to do FS I'd still enjoy being there looking-at and groping the girls.

SCs are not everyone's cup-of-tea, or perhaps your friend got a little intimidated and a place like Follies maybe was too-much for him as a first-timer.

Whether virgin or not; knowing what I know now, if I took a newbie to a club I'd def give him a good heads-up/breakdown of what to expect and how to act.

I once took Saudis to a strip club. One was a real nutcase. He accused me of corrupting him and blamed me for him drinking and fuckijg a hooker. He also blamed me for confusing him. He wasn't sure if strippers were girls or gay men who turned their ducks inside out to lure him from God. I supposedly inspired him to go on a pilgrimage to mecca though lulz.

In the early 2000s I worked at a big company, and me and a bunch of buddies thought it was baller to head out to dinner, drinks, and strip clubs on a Friday after work. One time we took an Indian contractor with us, this guy was fresh off the boat, pretty traditional, really a great guy but naive as fuck. We got to Rick’s (the old version that was basically a brothel) and once settled, I bought him some dances from the first girl he liked. He was all smiles, she was all smiles, we were all smiles, as they went off to the LDA. A minute later he is back and freaked out. The dancer is right behind him and is pissed. She comes to me and says that they started the dance fine, she whipped it out, and he came all over her shirt in 1 second. She wanted money for her shirt. I didn’t give her any, but we all had a good laugh! I figured dodging cumshots is her professional responsibility, not mine. The Indian calmed down, but when we tried to get him another dance later, he was adamant about not doing it. Like a hard fucking NO. Later a buddy told me that the Indian was pretty conservative and had probably not ever even seen another naked woman besides his wife. So I guess his reaction was understandable.

Raise your paws if you’re surprised that Anderson Ape lost his virginity to a female ape living with 10 cats.

I thought so…. You’re all saying “yep, that makes sense”

Here’s the thing: I like house cats because they’re funny as shit. Most of them are stoned or high on catnip. I bet the cat that climbed onto Anderson Ape’s back took a shit. That’s a common house cat joke: the ol’ take a shit where the hairless ape least expects to find it.

It’s funny because most apes get all bent out shape when they get shit on them. ROAR!!!

If you're old enough to get into a strip club and you're still a virgin, damn man, take whatever you can get.

Negroe, please! What a stupid premise concocted by the OP. He’s such a wannabe playa it’s radicchio!

I lost my virginity outside a strip club but got my first ever blowjob inside one. I didn't have to do anything. Just pulled out my dick, she got me hard, applied the condom with her mouth and went to work. I didn't finish especially fast.

It blew my mind that it was actually happening, both the blowjob part and the paying part. It also spoiled me for so many civvie women sucking (pun very much intended) at sucking dick.

Losing that kind of virginity was in an AMP. A young Vietnamese Fashion Plate saw that I was such a Bambi that she administered my HJ, without discussing it or asking for any extra money.

SJG

^^ this post actually explains a lot, thank you.

Bacon!!

^ You have a good point mamisan, but the stuff about San Jose Ape’s brother touching his yang yang is kind of disturbing. Perhaps you should have one of your girls offer pro bono services to San Jose Ape. It would help him recover from the brother yankin’ and you would be giving back to the community. Charity is good for the soul and all that shit. ROAR!!!

Lol some funny replies. I mean I didn’t force him to go, he wanted to go, he just couldn’t handle how amazing follies was. Same as another poster above, Indian guy off the boat pretty much.

No, a different Indian.