Commandments of the TUSCL Discussion Board

36 comments

• KhiryAddicus

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  3 years ago

  4. Honour thy Founder.
  5. Thou shall not shill.
• Tetradon

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  3 years ago

  ^ Thou hast done well to phrase thy commandments in God's language, the English of the King James Bible.
• drewcareypnw

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  3 years ago

  6. Thou shalt not get sjg started on frmos, thy misery and thy thread shall be eternal
• Icee Loco (asshole)

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  3 years ago

  Frmos encouraged in the front room and leave with the member you want.
  
  
• nicespice

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  3 years ago

  Icey wants to do FRMO and leave with the member he wants (which would be Tetradon)
• Tetradon

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  3 years ago

  ^ Icey can FRMO and leave with SJG, I'll FRMO and leave with BHarlem.
• Electronman

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  3 years ago

  Thou shalt negotiate details with the big head before servicing the little head.
  
  
• skibum609

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  3 years ago

  FROMO; The Easter Bunny; Santa Claus; an honest politician ......
• Icee Loco (asshole)

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  3 years ago

  The frmos could be a real thing if the site goes into the metaverse lulz
  
  Even front room full service toda la noche
• rickdugan

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  3 years ago

  How about this?
  
  Thou shalt not start threads listing "thou shalt not" rules because nobody wants to hear a sermon.
• Tetradon

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  3 years ago

  2/10 troll attempt, Rickiboi. You're violating commandment #2 on another thread. Repent, sinner!
• TheeOSU

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  3 years ago

  Dougster shall not post as a whiney bitch boi punk wannabe.
• TheeOSU

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  3 years ago

  *** SLAM DUNKED THAT FAGGOT ICEYBOI ***
  
  
  lulz
• Cashman1234

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  3 years ago

  7. Thou shall not mention TUSCL to those outside of TUSCL.
• Tetradon

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  3 years ago

  @Cashman, you're inspiring another thread.
• ilbbaicnl

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  3 years ago

  If thine eye offend thee, neither pluck it out, nor dwell eternally in the land of the whiny bitch, just use the fucking ignore button.
• docsavage

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  3 years ago

  Thou shalt not say things here to another that thou wouldn't say in person.
• ilbbaicnl

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  3 years ago

  Better 7. The first rule of TUSCL is there is no TUSCL. Or, as founder puts, everything on here is a work of fiction.
• whodey

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  3 years ago

  Thou shall ask new dancers to show us thine tits when they ask advice.
• ilbbaicnl

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  3 years ago

  Here you go whodey, has some questions about nuclear war strategy: https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz…
• twentyfive

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  3 years ago

  Then founder came down the mountain saw the air dancing called it idol worship and threw the tablets to the ground shattering them to bits
• gammanu95

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  3 years ago

  The personal attacks started quickly enough, despite the poster asking to keep it free from such. it is not good citizenship, but a one of the commandments of TUSCL disussions seems to have become
  
  Thou shalt begin personal attacks and flame wars without cause or delay
  
  Thou shalt not ignore trolls, even for the benefit of thine brethren
• gammanu95

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  3 years ago

  Thou shalt not covet thine neighbor's lapdance, thou shalt purchase thine own.
• Tetradon

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  3 years ago

  @gamma, kind of gross but I loled.
• gobstopper007

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  3 years ago

  Thou shalt read and understand the review guidelines before submitting a review.
• gammanu95

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  3 years ago

  TUSCL is thy board and forum, thou shalt no have no other strip clubs boards before thee.
• gammanu95

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  3 years ago

  It's a thin line between bullshitting and blaspheming.
• shadowcat

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  3 years ago

  It doesn't appear to be a commandant but it should be.
  
  Don't feed the trolls!
• san_jose_guy

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  3 years ago

  I don't talk about "fun", and I have as such never said anyone is having "fun" the wrong way.
  
  I do laugh at people who buy dances and generally use strip clubs to play the chump.
  
  SJG
• datinman

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  3 years ago

  "I don't talk about "fun", and I have as such never said anyone is having "fun" the wrong way."
  
  You call people chumps for spending their money the way they see fit. If they feel they got their moneys worth, who are you to besmirch them? That is exactly telling them the are having fun wrong, but your condition prevents you from realizing that.
• Cashman1234

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  3 years ago

  Thou shall not post dick pics in the photo section.
  
  Thou shall not post gay ass pics in the photo section!
• Subraman

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  3 years ago

  Cast ye no judgement on the fun of thy neighbor, lest judgement be cast unto thy fun in turn. Yea, whether thy neighbor maketh splooge in his pantaloons, or giveth his stripper ye olde in n out, stayeth thou thine tongue
  
  
• san_jose_guy

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  3 years ago

  "Thou shall treat every clubbing trip as a Sabbath day"
  
  I go along with this.
  
  I have never said any word about "fun" except that I don't go along with the concept.
  
  SJG
• wallanon

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  3 years ago

  No offense to Tetradon, but I don't know if I'd be calling out Bharlem. The the girl in those photos looks like she'd wear out half the guys on this board. Better start your workouts early and make sure your insurance is good to go.
• Tetradon

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  3 years ago

  ^ I'd go with the world's biggest smile on my face.
• docsavage

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  3 years ago

  In addition to not telling others how to have fun, thou shalt not pay any attention to others who tell you how to have fun.
  
  One thing I've learned over 65 years is not to spend all your time seeking the approval of others and doing what they think you should do. You should do what you want to do and what will make you happy. The only exceptions are engaging in force against others such as murdering, robbing, raping etc. The renunciation of the use of force by everyone is required for everyone to be able to live in a civilized society.