Commandments of the TUSCL Discussion Board

4. Honour thy Founder.
5. Thou shall not shill.

^ Thou hast done well to phrase thy commandments in God's language, the English of the King James Bible.

6. Thou shalt not get sjg started on frmos, thy misery and thy thread shall be eternal

Frmos encouraged in the front room and leave with the member you want.

Icey wants to do FRMO and leave with the member he wants (which would be Tetradon)

^ Icey can FRMO and leave with SJG, I'll FRMO and leave with BHarlem.

Thou shalt negotiate details with the big head before servicing the little head.

FROMO; The Easter Bunny; Santa Claus; an honest politician ......

The frmos could be a real thing if the site goes into the metaverse lulz

Even front room full service toda la noche

How about this?

Thou shalt not start threads listing "thou shalt not" rules because nobody wants to hear a sermon.

2/10 troll attempt, Rickiboi. You're violating commandment #2 on another thread. Repent, sinner!

Dougster shall not post as a whiney bitch boi punk wannabe.

*** SLAM DUNKED THAT FAGGOT ICEYBOI ***


lulz

7. Thou shall not mention TUSCL to those outside of TUSCL.

@Cashman, you're inspiring another thread.

If thine eye offend thee, neither pluck it out, nor dwell eternally in the land of the whiny bitch, just use the fucking ignore button.

Thou shalt not say things here to another that thou wouldn't say in person.

Better 7. The first rule of TUSCL is there is no TUSCL. Or, as founder puts, everything on here is a work of fiction.

Thou shall ask new dancers to show us thine tits when they ask advice.

Here you go whodey, has some questions about nuclear war strategy: https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz…

Then founder came down the mountain saw the air dancing called it idol worship and threw the tablets to the ground shattering them to bits

The personal attacks started quickly enough, despite the poster asking to keep it free from such. it is not good citizenship, but a one of the commandments of TUSCL disussions seems to have become

Thou shalt begin personal attacks and flame wars without cause or delay

Thou shalt not ignore trolls, even for the benefit of thine brethren

Thou shalt not covet thine neighbor's lapdance, thou shalt purchase thine own.

@gamma, kind of gross but I loled.

Thou shalt read and understand the review guidelines before submitting a review.

TUSCL is thy board and forum, thou shalt no have no other strip clubs boards before thee.

It's a thin line between bullshitting and blaspheming.

It doesn't appear to be a commandant but it should be.

Don't feed the trolls!

I don't talk about "fun", and I have as such never said anyone is having "fun" the wrong way.

I do laugh at people who buy dances and generally use strip clubs to play the chump.

SJG

"I don't talk about "fun", and I have as such never said anyone is having "fun" the wrong way."

You call people chumps for spending their money the way they see fit. If they feel they got their moneys worth, who are you to besmirch them? That is exactly telling them the are having fun wrong, but your condition prevents you from realizing that.

Thou shall not post dick pics in the photo section.

Thou shall not post gay ass pics in the photo section!

Cast ye no judgement on the fun of thy neighbor, lest judgement be cast unto thy fun in turn. Yea, whether thy neighbor maketh splooge in his pantaloons, or giveth his stripper ye olde in n out, stayeth thou thine tongue

"Thou shall treat every clubbing trip as a Sabbath day"

I go along with this.

I have never said any word about "fun" except that I don't go along with the concept.

SJG

No offense to Tetradon, but I don't know if I'd be calling out Bharlem. The the girl in those photos looks like she'd wear out half the guys on this board. Better start your workouts early and make sure your insurance is good to go.

^ I'd go with the world's biggest smile on my face.

In addition to not telling others how to have fun, thou shalt not pay any attention to others who tell you how to have fun.

One thing I've learned over 65 years is not to spend all your time seeking the approval of others and doing what they think you should do. You should do what you want to do and what will make you happy. The only exceptions are engaging in force against others such as murdering, robbing, raping etc. The renunciation of the use of force by everyone is required for everyone to be able to live in a civilized society.