I hate New Year's resolutions, it's an arbitrary day and most break their resolutions by the 20th anyways.
Instead I set themes for the year, and this year's is taking action. That looks like finishing a book, losing the weight I put on after my back injury, and moving up at my company, among other things.
My resolution is to not murder anyone no matter how much it would feel great to do so. I think it would be therapeutic. Oh here we go I am fantasizing again.
When I set resolutions - I usually try to find ways to improve. I usually give up on my self improvement resolutions before January is over. So, I’m going to try and find new lows in filth. Stuff that is cringe-worthy for others is going to be the new norm for me.
I like Blah’s resolution to not murder anyone. Those mongers and dancers who suffer minor stab wounds (because they are idiots) don’t count! Lol!
I may need to look for a home in Detroit if Nina is going to be working out more and selling real estate. Although, I wouldn’t mind seeing her on Million Dollar Listing Detroit!
I wonder if any member of this site has run for - or held - public office? I know there have been many members here with varied backgrounds over the years.
We all know by now that weed users are slow, unmotivated, a little bit dulled by all that weed.
Science and common knowledge verify that marijuana does make people stupid.
“Cannabinoids naturally occur in the body.
The general effect of cannabinoids on cannabinoid receptor sites is to slow down communications between the cells in the body and the brain.”
The endocannabinoids are literally a bridge between body and mind.
Smoking weed makes people dumber, slower, clusters up reasoning and hurts his potential in every imaginable way, because it damages that bridge between body and mind.
My resolution: don't buy a cat. I had a cat and didn't get rid of it because I became attached to it but they are kind of a pain in the neck. One cat per life is enough.
I want to shake things up on a local level. I doubt I'll win but it's a platform to call out career politicians who have sold out to business interests and let the district deteriorate for their own profit.
Be more focused on my work, focus on learning more for my ventures (and blossom said ventures), invest more in stocks and cryptocurrency, make a better more consistent schedule, get 100K subs on my YT.
Pretty standard millennial shit.
Almost forgot get my 6-pack back by summer. I WILL go to spring break in Miami.
The last New Year's resolution I made was a couple of decades ago. It was to stop making New Year's resolutions. It's the only one I've ever kept for more than a couple months.
I hate going to the gym in January. It's full of "New Years resolutioners" . People that don't know how to use the equipment and down' know gym etiquette. They will be gone by February.
My gym seems to be full of high school athletes that dick off to impress their friends, leave gym bags in the aisles, and never put their weights back.
I like to lift in the middle of the day, it's mostly old people in masks.
I like outdoor gyms or mostly work out at homes. As soon as it's warmer I'm gonna use the gym at the park late at night. I hate working out with people at gyms.
But I commend anyone making any effort to better themselves.
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Instead I set themes for the year, and this year's is taking action. That looks like finishing a book, losing the weight I put on after my back injury, and moving up at my company, among other things.
2) Smile a little bigger
3) Love a little deeper
4) Walk through life a little slower
5) And do not worry, be happy
It's already bearing fruit.
Congratulations on giving up alcohol.
However you should not only give up alcohol, give up all drugs...
“y todo lo que te apendeje”
:D
SI SE PUEDE, TU PUEDES...
-be healthier in general (less drinking, eat healthier, work out more)
I like Blah’s resolution to not murder anyone. Those mongers and dancers who suffer minor stab wounds (because they are idiots) don’t count! Lol!
I may need to look for a home in Detroit if Nina is going to be working out more and selling real estate. Although, I wouldn’t mind seeing her on Million Dollar Listing Detroit!
I wonder if any member of this site has run for - or held - public office? I know there have been many members here with varied backgrounds over the years.
You wrote and I quote:
“I only use weed”
We all know by now that weed users are slow, unmotivated, a little bit dulled by all that weed.
Science and common knowledge verify that marijuana does make people stupid.
“Cannabinoids naturally occur in the body.
The general effect of cannabinoids on cannabinoid receptor sites is to slow down communications between the cells in the body and the brain.”
The endocannabinoids are literally a bridge between body and mind.
Smoking weed makes people dumber, slower, clusters up reasoning and hurts his potential in every imaginable way, because it damages that bridge between body and mind.
Stop using any drugs...
“Y TODO LO QUE TE APENDEJE...”
Pretty standard millennial shit.
Almost forgot get my 6-pack back by summer. I WILL go to spring break in Miami.
Have fun doing so.
I like to lift in the middle of the day, it's mostly old people in masks.
But I commend anyone making any effort to better themselves.
You should run for office using this as your slogan/platform:
“Hay gente que si les quitas lo pendejo
Se queda sin nada
...y pos esta cabron”
:D