Dulce & Gabanna vs Tropical Bar: My personal take

I understand readers are looking to get as much insight as possible for a club and tonight, I wanted to review two venues. I really didn’t add the prices of beer or hotel or club vibe but wanted to share my experience tonight.

I made my way to TJ on a Thursday night. Perfect to watch some football, drinks and some female companionship that has no idea what I’m saying or watching. Literally, perfect! But tonight, I thought I compare two venues.

I rolled into D&G at 7:30pm way too early. They’re still setting up, no woman. Completely empty, which is confusing because it’s literally open. I rate it…Good. They were cleaning, gave me a free drink. I was like, where is everyone? Come back at 9. Cool. In the voice of Arnold Schwartznager, “I’sle B Bauch”. Not even sure if I spelled his name correctly. Moving on.

I walked over to Tropical Bar expecting the same thing. Slow, too early and nobody there. Wrong. TB was full of woman. From one end to the other, just girls. Packed! I think I was like the first customer, LMAO! All the woman turned around and the club went dead quiet. Masero greeted me and everything went back to normal. Just kidding, but seriously, I was the only guy there. So I’m not sure when things kick off but apparently 7:30 pm is early. The Masero seats me in the back right booth adjacent to the dance floor. I was able to watch football, got myself a beer and then kicked it. SF vs LAR. 2nd qtr. 49’rs 24, the LA Lambs 7. Then came a young woman. 20 years old, I’m telling you. She was a Unicorn. What kind of qualities should a woman have to be considered Unicorn status? Well, she has to be a knock out 10. Curvy like the Mexican Coke bottle. Speaks English. Holds a conversation and can make you forget your dumb problems at work. What? Her name is Sol-Anna. Of course not real but that’s what she goes by when Masero gives her a ticket whenever I buy her a beer. This girl, here for the next few days. If you got the time, I urge you to go to TB and meet her. She is Chef’s Kiss, Top Shelf, What the hell are you doing in TB when you should be at Hong Kong. She gave me a lap dance, asked if I wanted to be in a more private setting, “Of course!” Letzzzzgo! Room $40 Sol-Anna $200 She is well worth $350 easy. Pull out your 401K, she’s worth it! TB, was pop’n. Lot of girls, me and a handful of other guys. Sol-Anna was sensual, romantic, fell asleep in my arms…It was like we took a journey together.

Then went back to D&G. It was about 10:30? I don’t even remember watching the rest of the football game. Sol-Anna had me mesmerized. Back to D&G. Masero there remembered me. Good times! D&G is small, very intimate in a sense that everything is close together. There was roughly about 13 girls? Most are milfs, which wasn’t bad. Had a few customers. But it wasn’t packed. The Masero, wanted to know where I wanted to sit. Told him where the cool people sit, where else? Of course, to the back we go. This time I ordered JD on the rocks. I was tired and wanted to kick it. The Masero literally turned into my handler. Got me set up with a young girl. She had to be 20, maybe 19. Thin, long hair that touched her ankles with cute little braces on her teeth. Don’t now why but girls with braces, dammit they turn me on. She didn’t speak English but we hit it off with the help of Google Translate. Gotta love the googaling-machine. I can’t remember her name, Sol-Anna was stuck in my brain. But D&G girl was from Monterey. Tattoos everywhere and she was curved like Sol-Anna. Monterrey was a 8. Still hot! Trust me, she is killer with a smile. Her rate was $120. Very reasonable.

My review for both clubs: TB Score 8 Sol-Anna 10+ Final score 20. Well worth it!

D&G Score 6. It’s not all bad, good handlers there, made sure you feel welcomed there. I will go back. Who wants to roll out? The beers was free but the VIP room was $85 for 40 min. HELLS YES! You know what, I’m bumping up D&G to a 8. The VIP room is big, no privacy but Monterrey and I were the only one there. Like I said, it was intimate. Monterrey: 8 Final score: 16 Not bad for Thursday night. Next time I will show up around 11pm.

I truly appreciate everyone taking the time to reading the battle of the clubs but TB wins tonight against Dolce & Gabanna.