The Best Part of the Day On TUSCL
shailynn
They never tell you what you need to know.
When the San Jose Public Library closes for the day and SJG can’t throw up on the board anymore until tomorrow.
You know there’s some major fights in there. Some other homeless guy is like “hey San Jose, when are you going to be finished? I have to look up how many ounces of promethazine I have to mix in my Meth recipe,” and SJG says “wait I have to post for the 453rd time on my Chrysler cars thread on a strip club website.”
You know there’s some major fights in there. Some other homeless guy is like “hey San Jose, when are you going to be finished? I have to look up how many ounces of promethazine I have to mix in my Meth recipe,” and SJG says “wait I have to post for the 453rd time on my Chrysler cars thread on a strip club website.”
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The only people I ever put on "ignore" are the total morons like those trying to sell term papers or racist fucks just stirring up shit, but I finally had to ignore SJG. Couldn't stand it anymore, and I know that makes him happy.
His antics remind me of this scene from The Dark Knight: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mGhJ5Fux…
^^^ @icee that's a bit rich coming from you, given that you created this troll and harassment thread about me:
https://tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=7113…
...and guess who gave you the most input and posts in it? Answer: san_jose_creep!
So get off your high horse about cyberbullying and harassment. You're just as guilty, if not more, as anyone else on these boards. 🤭🤡
Even goatse searches have been blocked!
"Mommy, why do we need to go to Sanderson, it has a population of 837, it's just a place they added water to steam locomotives. They only reason it is on the map is that there is nothing else around there to put on the map."
"Oh, but the community chipped in and they have a beautiful new church. That is where Pastor was able to raise the money to buy this new Pacifica. And it is so much nicer than the old Town and Country. And besides, they always love your singing there."
At their home church she had a group build up a whole pile of theatrical flats, and then to paint a manger scene on it. They measured the Pacifica to make sure it will fit. Then she had Shailynn put down a heavy cargo net, and then pull it back over the top, and then tie it good to that rear hatch. All good, but she can't see out the back window at all.
They come upon a guy in a 124 Fiat sedan, taking his time and going only 45mph. The FIAT has California license plates.
https://www.caranddriver.com/reviews/a15…
The Pacifica has unlocked its torque converter and it has dropped one gear, but it is still only turning 1100rpm.
Shailynn's mom doesn't use the 10-2 hand position on the steering wheel. She already graduated from the Bob Bondurant School of High Performance Driving. She knows that an air bag deployment can send a hand into your face hard enough to take out teeth. So she keeps her hands low.
Bob Bondurant, Champion Driver and Even Better Driving Instructor, Has Died
https://www.autoweek.com/news/people/a38…
And she is a master with counting cars and recognizing cars and using the side mirrors.
So she waits until they are over a knoll and then makes sure no one else is trying to pass at the same time, then she moves quickly into the left lane and snaps the accelerator pedal to the floor. The Pacifica drops another 3 gears as it winds up to 5500rpm and independently adjusts the intake and exhaust valve timing so that it roars like a Nascar, and it locks the torque converter.
Shailynn feels his spine pulled back in the chair.
The Pacifica, with close communications between the transmission computer and the engine computer, controlling ignition, fuel injection, valve timing, and its fly by wire throttle valve, makes full power upshifts with the greatest of ease.
Seeing the FIAT in the right side mirror, she pulls back into the right lane and backs off of the accelerator. As soon as she sees 65mph on the digital read out for the speedometer, she presses the button on the steering wheel spoke to engage the cruise control, as the FIAT goes back into top gear, 8th.
"They love your singing Shailynn, and they are very generous. So we are going to use these manger scene flats and make a Christmas promotional video."
SJG
understands cat eyes
https://tuscl.net/photo.php?id=9098
"Shailynn, I've been meaning to talk to you about this. I have seen the girls at your school. They are immodest. Sure, in this weather they wear high neck sweaters. But they still parade around pushing their breasts out! Son, I know they must be a distraction to you. In another 18 months you will be attending Bob Jones University in South Carolina. You need to be well prepared. So I have already filed papers with the school district. From now on you'll be home schooling."
Shailynn looks just like his head is going to grow into a point.
SJG
more Amber
https://tuscl.net/photo.php?id=9108
https://tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=7636…
^^^ in it, the OP staged a faux suicide over a stripper whore that was using him for money and coke and then dumped him for being too controlling. What say you, @icee? Is this one hard to imagine too? Can you post one even more pathetic? 🤭🤣
https://www.stripperweb.com/forum/showth…
https://i.insider.com/5cc1bb5766ae8f377d…
Observe, an exotic goat tree.
Goat.gov seems like it would be a more competent form of governance than the current fuckery
Sadly, SJG keeps getting frustrated because of his searches for hot goats keep turning up hot goat yoga class times!
I know the San Jose librarian has needed to replace several broken keyboards after SJG has tossed them in frustration. It took a process of trial and error before he understood - Crunch fitness offers goat yoga sessions - but they don’t allow members to watch with their gym shorts around their ankles…
You still try for what he taught you
Frmos
Dances are for chumps
See want get
Toda la niche
"Mommy but I like going to high school, I think it is good."
"But those immodest girls pushing their breasts out in order to get attention, they must be a distraction. You should not have to be exposed to that. You will soon be attending Bob Jones University, and so you need to be well prepared. Changing to home schooling will make it easier to get to the Christian Glee Club events, spread all across West Texas."
"But I don't really like the West Texas Christian Glee Club."
"Don't say that, they got us the money for this new Pacifica, and they are getting you the scholarship to Bob Jones University. Then they will help you to restart the Dallas ministry of Robert Tilton. Everyone is commenting on how you already talk so much like Tilton"
"We've Seen Midgets Grow!!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rm-Rf-f5…
SJG
SJG
SJG
And then with SLD, not even being alive anymore, he could still be dealt with.
SJG
Yeah, I'm pretty sure I could. But these violent fantasies you have about guys who directly address how you're broken, creepy, mentally unstable, and only have internet when the library is open says a lot more about you than you realize.
As I've said before, I suspect that you're legitimately dangerous, but not the sort of dangerous that you imagine yourself to be. More like the sort of dangerous that concerns parents and women who live alone.
Also, your privacy wall sucks.
It is only online which draws Trolls and Zombies like CMI and SLD.
And if you guys tried anything like this on anybody f2f, the consequences for you would be severe.
SJG
Go ahead, try this kind of belligerence with people f2f, and see what happens. See what happens when you deny someone the privacy of their affairs.
That way, TUSCL won't have to suffer your presence any longer.
SJG
Wow you are so triggered. Chillax!
If what you are seeking is suicide by SJG, well that could be possible, except for the fact that you are already dead.
SJG
As stated, you are TOO EASILY TRIGGERED. Maybe you should take TUSCL a little less seriously. Take a break from it or something. Didn't you learn to live without it when the library closed for COVID? Is it that important to you when you don't even club anyway???
SJG
What's triggering is you getting so easily butthurt and we don't know each other anyway. We're both anonymous to each other, dumbass.
SJG
Also you and I don't know each other in real life, so it still doesn't matter whether or not we know whether or not we actually go to strip clubs.
Quit hiding from irrelevant facts. You're not that important, dumbass.
https://tuscl.net/photo.php?id=9313
They fired him and documented the incident. At least they didn't make a criminal case out of if.
So now he has to go everyday to the unemployment office, and as always his wife ties his shoes for him.
If he gets caught masturbating at the unemployment office they are not likely to be as lenient.
SJG
He may have worn out his welcome in a few nearby strip clubs, at the underground dance clubs, and with bikini coffee girls.
He now fantasizes about the past, and creates bizarre scenarios of being with strippers and whores. His fantasies move from average sexual interactions - to disturbing scenarios.
He doesn’t have the social understanding to tone down his sharing of very uncomfortable fantasies.
He has no car, and appears to be a bicycle rider. He fantasizes about Oldsmobile vehicles. This might be one of his most bizarre fantasies - thinking about an old vehicle line, and sharing his almost climaxing love for a car manufacturer.
Besides strippers and sex fantasies he also does this with cars.
Also since he has time to kill as he waits for his turn for a computer, he browses the library books which then feed his posts and threads in books.
And tied to this he absolutely goes back in time to relive the times when he actually did things in real life with strippers and cars. It's the ultimate in reminiscing about the good old days for him. Back to a time when he actually had money and a relationship. Ever notice his few real stripper interactions are the same story over and over again? They are throwback stories from over 10 years ago. I think recently he posted about going to The Brass Rail in San Jose and getting a dancer's number. That was many years ago. The Brass Rail has been closed for years.
It appears SJG services our military folks as a form of thanks.
A scene from Falling Down. SJG could be the homeless guy.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8gaJbR74Zv…
^^^ @Cashman it absolutely aggravates him as evidenced by his violent fantasies at those that point out that sad truth. Look at his recent violent replies to me for calling him out for being homeless and broke and posting from free internet at the library. He literally wants me dead for this. It's because I'm completely ruining his fantasy and making him face his real life.
He's TUSCL's poster child and cautionary tale for being an out of control PL with strip clubs and AMPs. He lost his money, his wife, and his worldly possessions for too much excessive mongering. It also gave him PTSD and made him batshit crazy. And now he can't change himself and recover from it. I actually hope that through reading my posts it helps him to snap out of his funk and start bettering himself in real life rather than relying on TUSCL as an escape from it. He's mentally suffering in a vicious cycle.
"SJG does not have to prove anything to me and his f2f life is private."
Even though you are a zombie, you are animated so with your breath and mouth you can still say that. Say it now and keep repeating it so that you and who ever is animating you will not forget it.
SJG
"Everyone on TUSCL already knows that I'm homeless and broke and I post from the free internet access computers in the library; therefore it is futile to try to hide this knowledge through a faux wall of privacy"
Even though you are autistic and mentally ill from PTSD, you know this deep down and you know that TUSCL knows it too. Say it now and keep repeating it so that you will not forget it.
Believe me, f2f, even though you are a zombie, you would be saying,
"SJG does not have to prove anything to me and his f2f life is private."
SJG
Believe me, f2f, even though you are autistic and mentally ill from self induced PTSD, you would be saying,
"Everyone on TUSCL already knows that I'm homeless and broke and I post from the free internet access computers in the library; therefore it is futile to try to hide this knowledge through a faux wall of privacy"