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The Best Part of the Day On TUSCL

Nov 17, 2021, 2:22 AM
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shailynn
They never tell you what you need to know.

When the San Jose Public Library closes for the day and SJG can’t throw up on the board anymore until tomorrow.

You know there’s some major fights in there. Some other homeless guy is like “hey San Jose, when are you going to be finished? I have to look up how many ounces of promethazine I have to mix in my Meth recipe,” and SJG says “wait I have to post for the 453rd time on my Chrysler cars thread on a strip club website.”

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Mate27

Lol! So true

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mike710

It really does keep me from looking in commenting on threads that he comments on. I can login and literally see 10 consecutive threads with him as the last comment. I just come back later.

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shailynn

^^^^^I can relate, it's like when you go into a public restroom and have to take a shit, and there is only 2 stalls, and there is a guy taking a shit in the one of them. If I can, I come back later. Let a man shit in peace. SJG does not understand that scenario because he shits on a sidewalk.

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Muddy

SJG is one of those guys that the poor librarian has to tell a 9 times that sir we're closed now you have to leave.

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datinman

Best to exercise caution here. Last time membership collectively complained about his deviant behavior, he was rewarded with free VIP. I'm afraid if we keep after him, what's next? Board moderator?

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twentyfive

I nominate SJG for moderator any seconds ?

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Tetradon

Note how he brownnoses Founder whenever there's any talk of his bad behavior.

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The best part for you is coming on here for the sole purpose of harassing and cyberbullying

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misterorange

Sadly, what we're all doing right now is exactly what motivates him. Commenting about him being a pain-in-the-ass is like giving more dope to a junkie. He thrives on it.

The only people I ever put on "ignore" are the total morons like those trying to sell term papers or racist fucks just stirring up shit, but I finally had to ignore SJG. Couldn't stand it anymore, and I know that makes him happy.

His antics remind me of this scene from The Dark Knight: youtube.com

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shailynn

You can’t take anything Icee says seriously. He fabricates the vast majority of his experiences on here and constantly starts fights with other members here. He is just an attention whore coming here for drama because he gets ignored everywhere else in real life. Even SJG has commented what a tool he is.

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Cashman1234

SJG is the reason why the San Jose public library IT guy had to customize the list of blocked sites to include anything with a goat.com, goat.org, goat.tv, goat.gov, etc.

Even goatse searches have been blocked!

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Without anyone to harass none of you would be posting regularly

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san_jose_guy

Still 60 miles outside of Sanderson, cruising along in the new Pacifica with its airfoil shaped roof and its rear spoiler to trip the air flow.

"Mommy, why do we need to go to Sanderson, it has a population of 837, it's just a place they added water to steam locomotives. They only reason it is on the map is that there is nothing else around there to put on the map."

"Oh, but the community chipped in and they have a beautiful new church. That is where Pastor was able to raise the money to buy this new Pacifica. And it is so much nicer than the old Town and Country. And besides, they always love your singing there."

At their home church she had a group build up a whole pile of theatrical flats, and then to paint a manger scene on it. They measured the Pacifica to make sure it will fit. Then she had Shailynn put down a heavy cargo net, and then pull it back over the top, and then tie it good to that rear hatch. All good, but she can't see out the back window at all.

They come upon a guy in a 124 Fiat sedan, taking his time and going only 45mph. The FIAT has California license plates.

caranddriver.com

The Pacifica has unlocked its torque converter and it has dropped one gear, but it is still only turning 1100rpm.

Shailynn's mom doesn't use the 10-2 hand position on the steering wheel. She already graduated from the Bob Bondurant School of High Performance Driving. She knows that an air bag deployment can send a hand into your face hard enough to take out teeth. So she keeps her hands low.

Bob Bondurant, Champion Driver and Even Better Driving Instructor, Has Died autoweek.com

And she is a master with counting cars and recognizing cars and using the side mirrors.

So she waits until they are over a knoll and then makes sure no one else is trying to pass at the same time, then she moves quickly into the left lane and snaps the accelerator pedal to the floor. The Pacifica drops another 3 gears as it winds up to 5500rpm and independently adjusts the intake and exhaust valve timing so that it roars like a Nascar, and it locks the torque converter.

Shailynn feels his spine pulled back in the chair.

The Pacifica, with close communications between the transmission computer and the engine computer, controlling ignition, fuel injection, valve timing, and its fly by wire throttle valve, makes full power upshifts with the greatest of ease.

Seeing the FIAT in the right side mirror, she pulls back into the right lane and backs off of the accelerator. As soon as she sees 65mph on the digital read out for the speedometer, she presses the button on the steering wheel spoke to engage the cruise control, as the FIAT goes back into top gear, 8th.

"They love your singing Shailynn, and they are very generous. So we are going to use these manger scene flats and make a Christmas promotional video."

SJG

understands cat eyes tuscl.net

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san_jose_guy

"Mommy, we should be staying at home so I can go to school."

"Shailynn, I've been meaning to talk to you about this. I have seen the girls at your school. They are immodest. Sure, in this weather they wear high neck sweaters. But they still parade around pushing their breasts out! Son, I know they must be a distraction to you. In another 18 months you will be attending Bob Jones University in South Carolina. You need to be well prepared. So I have already filed papers with the school district. From now on you'll be home schooling."

Shailynn looks just like his head is going to grow into a point.

SJG

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shailynn

^^ Jesus you’re a retard.

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Shailynn and believe it or not but people read some of the posts by you and your friends and think they can't be real. Coz it's so hard to imagine someone that pathetic

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Mate27

Hey SJGoatfucker, don’t use Bob Bondirants name because he just died you faggit!

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shailynn

Icee NOBODY gives you an ounce of respect here, go away. Go over to stripperweb and recruit some “hoes” as you like to refer to women but at the same time bitching about political correctness.

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nicespice

The time Icey was trying to recruit hoes on stripperweb 😁

stripperweb.com

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blahblahblah23

I imagine goat.tv could be entertaining if stoned enough.

i.insider.com

Observe, an exotic goat tree.

Goat.gov seems like it would be a more competent form of governance than the current fuckery

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Cashman1234

^ True. Several goat related sites would provide decent visuals for those who are stoned - and looking for viewing material.

Sadly, SJG keeps getting frustrated because of his searches for hot goats keep turning up hot goat yoga class times!

I know the San Jose librarian has needed to replace several broken keyboards after SJG has tossed them in frustration. It took a process of trial and error before he understood - Crunch fitness offers goat yoga sessions - but they don’t allow members to watch with their gym shorts around their ankles…

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What do you get out of harassing him?

You still try for what he taught you

Frmos Dances are for chumps See want get Toda la niche

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san_jose_guy

Still on the approach to Sanderson.

"Mommy but I like going to high school, I think it is good."

"But those immodest girls pushing their breasts out in order to get attention, they must be a distraction. You should not have to be exposed to that. You will soon be attending Bob Jones University, and so you need to be well prepared. Changing to home schooling will make it easier to get to the Christian Glee Club events, spread all across West Texas."

"But I don't really like the West Texas Christian Glee Club."

"Don't say that, they got us the money for this new Pacifica, and they are getting you the scholarship to Bob Jones University. Then they will help you to restart the Dallas ministry of Robert Tilton. Everyone is commenting on how you already talk so much like Tilton"

"We've Seen Midgets Grow!!" youtube.com

SJG

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Call.Me.Ishmael

^^^ You are at peak Asperger's when you try to troll other users here.

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san_jose_guy

If anyone is being made a target for the Autism/Aspergers/Neurodivergence Hoax, my recommendation is Martial Arts Training and Military Commando Training. Sometimes you have to stuff bullies head first into steel garbage cans.

SJG

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Call.Me.Ishmael

^^^ Yeah, that's exactly what I mean.

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san_jose_guy

CMI, you disrespect this forum by engaging in belligerence that you never could get away with F2F.

SJG

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san_jose_guy

Well none of you guys could ever get away with this kind of belligerence and bullying f2f, not with me, not with most people. If you tired it you would be forced to either back down or to suffer severed physical harm.

And then with SLD, not even being alive anymore, he could still be dealt with.

SJG

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Call.Me.Ishmael

SJG said "... that you never could get away with F2F."

Yeah, I'm pretty sure I could. But these violent fantasies you have about guys who directly address how you're broken, creepy, mentally unstable, and only have internet when the library is open says a lot more about you than you realize.

As I've said before, I suspect that you're legitimately dangerous, but not the sort of dangerous that you imagine yourself to be. More like the sort of dangerous that concerns parents and women who live alone.

Also, your privacy wall sucks.

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san_jose_guy

No one bothers me f2f. There is no reason why they would, they have their own life.

It is only online which draws Trolls and Zombies like CMI and SLD.

And if you guys tried anything like this on anybody f2f, the consequences for you would be severe.

SJG

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san_jose_guy

SLD, you've already lost your life, so what more could you loose? Your animated corpse.

Go ahead, try this kind of belligerence with people f2f, and see what happens. See what happens when you deny someone the privacy of their affairs.

That way, TUSCL won't have to suffer your presence any longer.

SJG

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san_jose_guy

SLD, my f2f life is private and extremely well protected.

If what you are seeking is suicide by SJG, well that could be possible, except for the fact that you are already dead.

SJG

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san_jose_guy

SLD, My personal life is protected. This is not as you say, triggering, it is fact.

SJG

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Mate27

Your personal life SJG is known As LLoyd Schoene! We all know it so that firewall of yours is a piece of shit!!

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san_jose_guy

No, my f2f life has far more protection in play than that. As I have told you, I have sensitive responsibilities, and so I am obliged to maintain a very high and well defended privacy wall. If you were not such an imbecile, a dead imbecile, you would cease challenging and disrespecting my privacy.

SJG

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san_jose_guy

And SLD loosing his security job in nuclear power plant because he was caught masturbating in the control room.

tuscl.net

They fired him and documented the incident. At least they didn't make a criminal case out of if.

So now he has to go everyday to the unemployment office, and as always his wife ties his shoes for him.

If he gets caught masturbating at the unemployment office they are not likely to be as lenient.

SJG

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Mate27

LloydSchoene is SJG!!

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Cashman1234

He seems to fantasize about those things that are out of reach.

He may have worn out his welcome in a few nearby strip clubs, at the underground dance clubs, and with bikini coffee girls.

He now fantasizes about the past, and creates bizarre scenarios of being with strippers and whores. His fantasies move from average sexual interactions - to disturbing scenarios.

He doesn’t have the social understanding to tone down his sharing of very uncomfortable fantasies.

He has no car, and appears to be a bicycle rider. He fantasizes about Oldsmobile vehicles. This might be one of his most bizarre fantasies - thinking about an old vehicle line, and sharing his almost climaxing love for a car manufacturer.

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shailynn

This post is pure gold. SJG blew a homeless claiming to be ex-military in tent city behind the San Jose Public Library last week so now he thinks he’s military trained!!!

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Cashman1234

SirLDAlot - I appreciate your insight and analysis of SJG. It must aggravate him to know someone sees through his facade and knows the sad truth.

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Cashman1234

Shailynn - I thank our military folks for their service to our great country.

It appears SJG services our military folks as a form of thanks.

A scene from Falling Down. SJG could be the homeless guy. m.youtube.com

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san_jose_guy

SirLapdance, there is something you need to learn,

"SJG does not have to prove anything to me and his f2f life is private."

Even though you are a zombie, you are animated so with your breath and mouth you can still say that. Say it now and keep repeating it so that you and who ever is animating you will not forget it.

SJG

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san_jose_guy

SLD, what you are trying to do is to erect scaffolding to lay siege to my privacy wall. You throw out whatever you want, thinking that some will believe it, and that you can break down my privacy.

Believe me, f2f, even though you are a zombie, you would be saying,

"SJG does not have to prove anything to me and his f2f life is private."

SJG

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Mate27

^^^ f2f yiu would not get by without admitting f you are LLoyd Schoene of Beaumont Canyon Drive, SJGoatfucker!

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