Most Memorable Sayings
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This thread is for the most memorable things dancers have said to you...
Funny, sexy, odd, or in any other way memorable and worth sharing for entertainment value here...
Funny, sexy, odd, or in any other way memorable and worth sharing for entertainment value here...
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Context: Dancer I'd never met walked up to me. Didn't say "Hello" or anything else before saying this...
She asked: "Wanna fuck?"
Context: Dancer was on stage. Stage was elevated so that her legs topped out at about 6 feet above ground level. She pulled her panties to one side, grabbed the back of my head, and pulled my mouth onto her vagina. I ate her for awhile, but when the next song started, I backed up.
She said: "I didn't say you could stop!" And she again grabbed the back of my head...
Context: Dancer did a no-limits lapdance. She invited me to finish, after which...
She said: "I'm full of your cum! Mmmmm..."
Context: Dancer approached me at a table where I was sitting...
She said: "Let's do a lapdance. I wanna toss your salad."
Context: Dancer and I were sitting together. She asked me if I wanted a dance, and I asked her if she had anything special in mind...
She said: "I already know I want you inside me."
Context: I was at a club and eventually needed to relieve my bladder, so I went to the Men's Room. While I was urinating, TWO dancers walked right in and started staring at me...
They said, simply: "We just want to see you."
"I won't be around much longer. I'm moving on. I'm better than these whores."
She still took the twenty bucks, though.
My mama told me, you better shop around (shop, shop)
Oh yeah, you better shop around (shop, shop around
"You want to come to the back room tho I can do thingth with your penith?"
Some dancer gave herself a pep talk in the dressing room saying “I WILL make at least a thousand dollars tonight even if I have to SUCK DICK”…and soon after said that she was just joking when we stared at her in shock lol
Girl is doing her thing on my lap in the VIP room and suddenly stops and asks, "do you have any coke?"
"Ummm, no. Why?"
"I really wanna do a line off your dick."
I've never wanted to possess drugs so badly in my life. But that would have been illegal. Tsk, tsk.
"I'm working here to save up for college"
Her: "Well, I'm hoping to suck some dick today."
A dancer I had fucked in the private-dance-booth a couple of times b/f - this time we go to the dance-booth and she's on me FCG and she asks me "where are you from again?" - me "Cuba" - her "I'm in the mood to suck some Cuban dick" - and so she did.
In the past we had just fucked - this time she gave me a great BBBJ which she had never volunteered to do b/f and I hadn't specifically asked for in the past either - she subsequently told me she was on her period and why we couldn't play hide-the-salami as we had done in previous visits, so she switched to plan-B.
Dancer: “I don’t do that, but I can find you a dance that will.”
And she did.
Occupational hazard, I guess. Here's to you Mr NachoMan, for lowering the bar
Context: Crowded VIP room. Dancer in RCG pulls her thong aside offering BBFS.
Dancer looking over her shoulder: "I'm clean, aren't you?"
Hmmmmm. I was certain about me but, despite serious temptation, figured her part was pure SS.
Several weeks later learned this dancer had been fired for bringing meth to club
and using during her shift.
Dodged a STI bullet, I guess 🥶
"You can't even SAY that to me for less than a quarter!"
…not those weirdos out there, I mean. I mean people I know”
Not even 3 minutes into the dance, she dropped her panties, pointed her ass at me and said: "You want to slip it in?" Of course I obliged (because I am a man-whore) and rewarded her with a cream pie about 15 minutes later. As we were walking out of the booth she told me she meant I should slip my finger in... But since I had tipped her an extra $50 she was happy. We started a SD/SB thing that day which lasted 1 year until she moved south. I spent a lot of money on her, but none of it was for condoms.