Signs your not as young as you think

I'm just thankful 5k is only 2 buy inns for me

Did it in an on-line tournament: all in with nut flush, well except for the fact I had 4 clubs and 1 spade. Folded all around to me, but I pay more attention now.

No problem here. My monthly Social Security check is a constant reminder.😒

You start to get AARP mail.

You go the the club and there’s no longer strippers the same age as you.

When stripper's parents are younger than you are. Hearing stuff like that more often now.

Every time you go to a local college book store everyone calls you sir, even security.

They ask you for ID when you go clubbing.

Not because they think you are underage.

Because they are checking to see if you qualify for the senior dance discount…

It’s like a 2 for 1 price - allowing at least one dance to get the blood flowing!

Juicy?!? 5K!?!? Is that a new sign for $5 that I don’t know about????

Was this another big night out at the Wawa?

Juice splurged and got a $5 Tex-ass hold-em scratch off that could pay out $5,000. He spilled his grape soda on it and his hand busted! Then he went back in and busted up the toilet after eating a bag of Funyons!

Well, I’m not as good as I once was, but I’m good once as I ever was.

I don’t need to be as good as I was I got a few tricks now, remember old age and treachery will beat youth and inexperience every time

Brilliance Gentlemen