The stripper hoe whisperer: official thread

Do you also answer to 2SLURPEE?

Post some screen captures of the texting. You can blur names, that would be fine.

No that's betraying stripper hoes trust

Are you an advisor to any stripper with under 10 cellulite dimples in her butt?

They all have nice butts.

Hence the blurred names.

Do you fill in the cellulite dimples for them with bondo?

They don't have cellulite

So of course we can believe all strippers think you're the bomb, cause it's not like people ever lie on the internet. But, so what? I am fine with it if a dancer just sees me as a nice, no trouble customer, and never thinks of me when she's not dancing on me. What is that you think we want from them? I suppose it would be nice if they wanted to dance on me, or more, for free. In that situation, I would probably help them with their wants and needs anyway, cause that's how I've been taught to think, and I don't see anything bad about it. But if I have to be a guy like you for them to want to do me for free, pass. That's a higher price than what I'm paying now, and much more than it's worth.

I never said they all like many. Many don't and talk a lot of shit about me. Lie...

They like me coz I'm genuine and consistent. We understand each other.

And remember there's a huge difference between spending money on a girl and for a girl.

I made this thread coz most guys on here view them as outsiders and don't understand their mindset and world. Judge them coz they don't understand them.

If you know how to get nicespice to do zebra cosplay with me, by all means lay it on me bro. I'll be down with cashapping you, but only after the fact.

I don't judge anybody, I simply don't feel bad about it when people seem to reap what they sow.

I listen to dancers when they need an ear to bend. I think adults are the best ones to decide what's right for them, and good advice is only helping someone to consider all the angles. I compliment dancers as much as I can without it seeming patronizing or like a suck up. It's not easy to tolerate being touched in a sexual way by someone you're not attracted to, signs of appreciation help make it a little easier.

Having had my ear bent a time or two, I can tell you dancers have all the different mindsets that people in general do. I'm pretty sure that most dancers would not pick "stripper hoes" as their first choice for what to be called.

Of course not every single girl is the same....but most of us grow out of concrete thinking in early childhood.

Do you know how young girls talk? Stripper hoe isn't offensive and it's not pejorative.

Appearing vulnerable with a customer is a way to get them to lower their guard and spend more. It's a gateway to taking advantage of white knighting efforts.

And yeah it's a really hard job and takes a huge emotional toll sooner or later. For most girls I know taking a shower after work is their favorite part of work. Many need time to decompress and hate being touched after work. Then there are those who can't do it sober

And be honest with yourself. If you cared so much about their well being you wouldn't be there in the first place.

If I decide for somebody they should not do a hard job to make more money, I'm just being arrogant. Trying to be a friendly, no trouble customer is not white knighting. I'm aware women call each ho sometimes, and black people call each other nigga sometimes, but it's not OK for me to do it.

Yes, strippers bullshit me a lot. To say they are always bullshiting customers is you "not outgrowing your concrete thinking". Which actually does not mean over-generalization, it means lack of abstraction.

The OP doesn't whisper, always shouts in ghetto dialect, I shudder to think what kind of women take advice from such a low class clown.

After coming to this site for almost 20 years mostly for pure entertainment there has never been a shortage of misfits that come and go, and some that have stayed. That being said it’s hard to find someone that embellishes more than 2Icee. Every time he’s put on the spot to provide proof he immediately rebuffs the accuser/inquirer.

I can’t disagree with some of the things he says but let’s face it, the entire staff of the hustler club in Vegas is not txting 2Icee for “advice.” Get a grip kid, quit being a pussy and go meet Founder for a drink. He’s always around your stomping grounds.

LMAO the self-proclaimed and self-aggrandizing "stripper whisperer" couldn't even keep a coke junkie stripper whore, by her own words...that's the "bottom tier of the stripper hoe world".

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^^^ icee got dumped by this bottom tier coke junkie stripper whore for a broke ass two-bit weed dealer. Icee even offered her $5K just to talk and she wouldn't even take it coz icee is so controlling and creepy. Then icee staged a faux suicide attempt over same said coke junkie stripper whore. 🤦

That's not a "stripper whisperer" based on her own posts. More like a PL trick bitch in denial. 🤭😂🤣

Passive aggressive much?

Sailing. You're a fucking idiot. I'm supposed to post screen shots of texts to prove I talk to dancers? Post my job everything? Why don't you do it.

Llbbaicnl. Your argument is ridiculous. I never every single stripper hoe does such and such every single time. Only a retard would interpret anything that way. Not partaking in strip clubs would be the ethical thing for yiu though.

25. Were not all debonair millionaires locking down 10s for the night like you.

Some of you need to stick to the threads about haggling with hookers and Cumming in your pants. Mentioning how stripper hoes don't really like tricks is always a trigger on here 😭😭🤡

I don’t have to defend anything, your own posts and comments constantly torpedo your own self-professed swagger.

Also, I didn’t ask you to post screen shots or your job, I said why don’t you take up Founder on his offer.

^ " 25.Were not all debonair millionaires locking down 10s for the night like you"

I still shudder, at the thought of any woman taking advice from a broke clown that can't even speak properly, I doubt that you are capable of holding a job and with your trash mouth, I can't imagine any adult subjecting themselves to any substantial conversations with you.

Shailynn how you interpret things is you problem. Obviously a nerve was hit. Telling me I should post private info to.prove myself to you is moronic.

25 of course. I can only dream of being the man you are. 🤡

Now go troll elsewhere

LMFAO icee gets triggered in all of her threads whenever her own shenanigans are called out. 🤭😂🤣

@2ICEE Sorry I didn't mean to be unsupportive. Do you have a gofundme to buy more bondo for the stripper cellulite dimples?

Why don't you give us a list of the stage name, club, and shifts of your stripper fans? The Vegas guys can then go and hear them sing your praises.

'Now go troll elsewhere'

where else is better to troll than a thread created by a troll for trolling

20fag gp troll elsewhere.

Ilbbaicnl you sound like Ralph from the simpsons.

^ Bigot learn how to address people stop with your pejorative bashing homosexuals, your use of idioms and slurs just puts your own bigotry on display, for all to see, and acknowledge.

20fag stop feigning offense.

Stripper hoes don't find men old enough to be their grandpas fun.

^ I don't know any stripper hoes, sorry bigot, but, I do have quite a few lady friends that seem to find me quite debonair LOL

^^^ Clearly your coke junkie stripper whore didn't find you fun since she dumped you for a broke ass two-bit weed dealer. 🤣🤣🤣🤡🤡🤡

^ meant for icee

LMAO icee you're young and supposedly have money, so why don't bottom tier stripper whores wanna stay with you? 🤭🤭🤭

It says a lot when you offer $5k just to talk to a coke junkie stripper whore and she won't do it. Ain't that right, icee? 🤣🤣🤣

"I offered her 5k to just meet up look me in the eyes and tell me she doesn't love me anymore.She wont take my offer ."

^^^ icee you posted this in your faux suicide thread.

It doesn't sound like you're much of a "whisperer" here.

Jes sayin'. 🤭🤡

This thread is going exactly the same as all of the similar threads posted by Icee.

Which is to say, it's going exactly how he wanted it to go. Because, really, it's all about the attention whoring.

Hey 2Icee, ilbbaicnl was the one that asked for screen shots so get your accusations right before you throw them.

BTW - if you’re the stripper whisperer how come you can’t coral the Coke head one you whined about before?

Why would anyone want advice from a stupid little kid?

CIM yeah it got trolled by the same trolls as my other threads. But they got triggered real fast by the truth.

^ you do realize that cim as you call him is referring to yourself and as usual you’re displaying the combination of ignorance and bigotry that made you the single lest liked person of TUSCL and the most ignored

Honestly, I think the "CIM" thing is funny when people do it by accident, but it's hilarious when Icee does it on purpose.

Because nothing screams 'urban tough guy' louder than schoolyard name calling.

The only person who ever has praised Icee is our resident goat loving schizophrenic who also is likely homeless. Great endorsement there.

Empty attacks and assumptions by the geriatric trick clique. Troll elsewhere

Is somebody's handle subconsciously hinting they suffer from permanent double brain freeze?

2icee is 2butthurt

Just for this thread alone, one day I’ll go thru Illinois wearing zebra print 😂

I'll be in Vegas in Oct for the WSOP. What about a meet up with 2ICEE and the rest of you locals. I'll even buy you reprobates dinner as I anticipate placing in the top 3 of the WSOP.

ICEE, why do you come here looking from approval you hold in contempt? You think you're wise and witty, when all these "ask ICEE anything" threads are just used to make fun of you.

^ Approval from people you hold in contempt

^^^ it's because icee is a passive aggressive self-aggrandizing attention whore (with low self esteem).

My threads are a combination of humor and real talk you won't find much of on here. But reality triggers some of you.

I'm pretty sure that the sort of "humor" you're aiming for is the humor you're actually generating.

But, hey, keep at it if this blows your skirt up.

^^^ "...is not humor you're actually generating."

^^^ Wouldn't quit your day job on the humor. At best it's the "look at this guy act like an ass" type.

In fact, you seem to take yourself more seriously than most people here.

Frankly, I find your "real talk" to be trite and pompous. As a comedian, when you get persistently heckled, you have to consider you're maybe not a funny to your audience as you think. Since most strippers find you wise and funny, have you considered just saving it for them?

BTW 2ICEE what's your handle on stripperweb?

So stop trolling my threads and leave them for people who want to participate its really easy. Dont be so butthurt by reality

Icee spends more time playing the butthurt card than someone butthurt. 🤭🤯

^^ Lol who's the butthurt one who plays the victim everywhere?

You act like an asshat on a thread, I treat you like one. You act normal on a thread, I won't.

Icee you’ve officially jumped the shark

Guys looking for extras girls at clubs get the worst reputations among dancers

^^^ LMAO icee cares about a PL's reputation.

Just like a high school gossip queen. 👸🤭

Who are some "people who want to participate"?

Once you break the language barrier Cubans are very sweet and have a fun way of flirting.

ibbaicnl said "Who are some 'people who want to participate'?"

Counting down to the late 1990s "The lurkers support me offline" argument...

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Have you ever seen the Dog Whisperer - Cesar Milan - in a strip club? I think he’s in So Cal.

Im wondering if he has great psychological abilities to get dancers out of their thongs and into a more doggy style position…

Annoyances to dancers, from most to least:

1. Painful/uncomfortable stuff, like biting or anything more than a light spank without permission to do it harder.

2. Going home with shit money.

3. Giving the impression you might go postal.

4. Body fluid soak through.

5. Ambush tongue.

6. Smelling bad, dirt rubbing off on them.

7. (tie) ambush touching/kissing.

8. Acting like they owe you things they never indicated they would provide.

9. Offering them shit money for extras.

10. Otherwise acting like an ass, since that indicates a higher risk you might go postal.

Unless she's very new, a stripper who gets torqued about being politely offered a serious tip for extras is a Karen. Or a pre-Karen if there's a minimum age. There's already a thread for them. If a dancer can't sell more than a single dance in a club without doing extras, it's the shit money that's annoying, and she just knows she's working at at the wrong club.

I've had a surprising number of dancers tell me that "ambush FIV" is not incredibly common, but it's also not as rare as most would think (or hope...). Honestly, if you've ever done that, you can eat shit and die.

If you're a dancer, and the requests for extras start dropping off, that's a big hint you're overdue for enrolling in community college.

Ilbbaicnl.....

Basically you troll strip clubs looking for hookers working there...thats makes you the creepy low tier customer category.

1. Painful/uncomfortable stuff, like biting or anything more than a light spank without permission to do it harder.

2. Body fluid soak through.

3. Ambush tongue.

4. (tie) ambush touching/kissing.

Yeah.... sexual assault is wrong.

@2ICEE you said people who ask for extras get the worst reputations. Implying they're worse than customers who commit sexual assault in various ways and/or have seriously bad hygiene. I was disagreeing with you. It is very plausible to me you're the man to Karen strippers, sorry I ever doubted you.

Icee trolls strip clubs for stripper whores that want drugs...then proceeds to judge a PL looking for extras.

🤦🤦🤦

@2ICEE I have to admit your bullshit is unique in mildly entertaining ways. And it's impressive how you can be equally ridiculous to SJG, yet so much more succinct.

@icee if a stripper whore that fucks for pay is bottom tier, why would anyone (like you) wanna "date" one? 🤔🤯

Ilbbaicnl....youre a fucking idiot. Saying that I insinuate tricks are worse than rapists coz I didn't say rapists are worse 🤣🤣😭🤡

And yeah guys looking for hookers actually are seen as worse than the smelly guys.

I'm ridiculous for saying tricks aren't respected by strippers and not even by the hoes they lay. Okay

And a stripper who won't fuck you for money is Karen. See now I know where you're coming from.

Icee when you "date" your bottom bitch I didn't realize that you meant bottom tier bitch. My bad.

Hey icee when you used to kiss your "soulmate" coke junkie stripper whore before she dumped you for an even bigger loser, did it ever taste like wang? Like geriatric dick wang, to be more specific? Is that why you're so butthurt on here all the time? Are you just sick and tired of your "girlfriends" smelling like they fucked a seniors home?

I’m going to give cred to icee on some of this stuff. She actually knows what stripper ho’s are thinking. What she doesn’t want to admit is stuff like:

Stripper hos are all narcissistic but deep down super insecure. No matter how many drunk dudes telling them how hot they are they still feel like ugly little ducklings.

Strippers tend to find self worth jn validation and getting money for that validation. It's why they blow money too. To show other strippers they have it. Meaning their looks are validated to the point that they afford that.

There's a lot of insecurity especially when it's a slow night or they compare themselves to other girls. See girls who have more. It takes a huge toll on them.

@2ICEE since you seem to use the word "worst" without understanding what it means, it's not surprising your reading comprehension is non-existent. I said strippers who get torqued about being politely asked for extras in the club are Karens, not all dancers who won't do them. I've only been the regular of one dancer who did extras (not counting escorts who formerly were dancers). We tamed down the extras when she told me she'd be more comfortable if we did. A dancer in a nude club told me she felt more comfortable with just topless, so we agreed she should put her g-string back on.

If you ask a maid if she does windows, and she doesn't, she just says no. She doesn't hate you forever, and go whine about you to slurpee addicts. Unless she's Maid Karen.

As I said, they are people with general people tendencies: en.wikipedia.org

Taking words out of context and arguing definitions makes you look socially retarded not smart.

My experiences with dancers are different and probably better than most lulz

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