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4 years ago

Gossip I heard about Odessa

So I was chatting with somebody who had a job within the local municipality over there. For reference, Odessa is an oil town out in west Texas. They require licenses for entertainers over there, and the police department has a pole in the building. Applicants have to climb it as part of the process to get their licenses. I don’t know whether to find that amusing or horrible. Seems like a set up to a bad porno 😅

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wallanon

I had to read this a few times, because I was thinking why would anybody want to see some police recruits climb a pole? Then it clicked that it's for the dancer license applicants. Odessa, huh?

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DesertScab

Come back to bed scrubbie! I’ve got more meat to stuff in your loose asshole! Xoxoxoxo....

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DesertScab

Who doesn’t? Remember our jerk parties watching Reno 911!

Those tight spandex trunks on those sexy bears!

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jackslash

I used to live in Texas; however, I lived in San Antonio, which is semi-civilized. Odessa would be a horrible place to work and live. The stripper pole in the police station sounds like the best thing about the city.

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Sgtsnowman

It's probably just an excuse to make the licensing process seem legitimate in case of lawsuits.

"Why your honor, there's even a skill test!"

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Electronman

Why stop at a pole? Why not require a lap dance and a BJ for a license?

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twentyfive

I thought there was a stripper pole in the fire station I didn’t know that the police had one too, must be pole envy.

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wallanon

"Why stop at a pole? Why not require a lap dance and a BJ for a license?"

News at 11...

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BBBC

Hell yeah! me and and all the scrubbys and all of the Ricks get off on poles all of the time! Watching cops shower is sucha turn on!

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Dolfan

Is the office that does stripper licenses next to the one that does bartending licenses & down the hall from maybe fishing or hunting licenses? I could see a lot of guys "accidentally waiting in the wrong line for a hunting license" several days a week.

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