DesertScab

Thank God Cher hasn't turned bad! I disagree with Cashman1234 about Elton John. He is getting better as his ass gets looser! I love that young filly Taylor Swift! She's embracing my trans queen brothers and letting her freak flag fly!

Sorry Scrubbie - the real guys are talking about an Italian restaurant called the Olive Garden. I take Scrubbie out monthly to Olive’s Garage and he wears his black leather vest and biker hat. He gets ridden like a pony at a carnival -

A few months back we had a guys night out. Juice, BBBC, Scrubbie, san_jose_gay and MackTruck - we decided to drive the shit truck to the local glory hole. It was a hoot! Juice met a sweet tranny and they walked across the street for some all you can eat Chinese buffet food. Juice loves those soft warm dumplings on his nut sack! BBBC pulled out his trouser snake and two fairies fainted after they creamed in their man thongs! san_jose_gay found his true love! A swarthy spanish guy named Zorro. He rode san_jose_gay’s ass like Liberace tickled his ivories. MackTruck kept the counter boy entertained with stories of him dropping huge loads in big empty holes! If the counter boy knew he was talking about feces - he’s more of a freak than I thought! Sadly Scrubbie couldn’t get any! I picked up a few tokens from the floor and told him to jerk his junk in the corner stall. There’s usually a tranny who looks like Grizzly Adams in a skirt down there. I’ve never seen a 400 pound 6 footer run so fast in heels to get away! Sorry. What is this discussion about? Glory holes? Ass pirates? Loose sphincters? I lost my shit!

My favorite was Long Duck Dong. Other memorables are John D. Holmes Hugh Erection Lloyd Loads Johnny 69 Non-friction Tee Bagger (he was a Tiger Woods fan) Chad Dingle