I have spent $2,828 in stripclubs so far this month

How the fuck do you even know that? You actually track it to the dollar? LOL.

Some of it is on credit cards so that's easy to track and whenever I go to the strip club I text myself what I walked in with so the next morning when I see what's left in my wallet (usually nothing LOL) I know what I spent on private rooms lol. Otherwise I have no clue. I drop $3-4K a month in strip joints, primarily doing private rooms. I don't drink that much so my tab is never more than $100-200 on any given night.

My record is $1,500 in a month, but in Bridgeport, CT where you can get 3 drinks and FS from a gorgeous Latina for under $100.

It was a good month.

So what kind of return on investment did you get for that $2,828?

What is wrong comes down to how you answer these three questions -

1. Can you afford what you are spending without it interfering with anything other than your discretionary spending budget?

2. Are you enjoying what you get out of your visits?

3. Do you feel like you can stop yourself from spending this much money?

If you answered "yes" to all three questions then the only thing wrong is that you need to relax and stop worrying about every dollar you spend.

If you answered "no" to any of the questions you have a problem and you need to stop or at least slow down.

I agree with whodey. You're spending at an average clip of $42k per year. If you can afford it and it's not eating into other life priorities then fine. After all, you can't take it with you when you're dead. But if you can't afford it or you start doing it more out of habit than enjoyment, then you might want to find other entertainment options and/or hobbies to distract you.

It's like a woman asking if she's a slut. If you're honestly asking that question, the answer is yes.

Never been to Playmates, but just read a couple of Reviews. Have been to Diamond Doll's. Yes, South Florida is a very dangerous place for your wallet.

Have fun and know your limits

NAAAASTY

Patrick Bateman would leave several missing strippers if he frequented a strip club. This seems to be an imposter. This isn’t the real man.

Cashman I think this is actually Marcus Haberstrom

Its easy to get confused with identities at Pierce & Pierce

We understand. We completely understand.

@electronman best return on investment you can get in the private room of course ;)

@whodey 1-yes, 2-fuck yes 3-yes I can if I want to but I'm a whoremonger lol

@warrior15 Playmates is basically Diamond Dolls south. Diamond Dolls is up in Pompano Beach and Playmates is down in Coral Gables/South Miami area. Diamond Dolls has more hot chicks and is half the price for taking the girl in the room so it's like 2 for 1 over there compared to Playmates. But it's a 40-45 min drive vs a 15 min drive from where I am in Miami. Diamond Dolls is what the legendary Warren Buffett would call a "value investment" lol