This (below) Would Be My Ultimate Sexual Experience. What's Yours??

Anything involving that girl in the video.

EXACTLY! @longball

Well, I do like a good massage, but the stand up work looks like work. Pretty lass.

Not my ultimate, but definitely in the top 10.

I'd like one of those!

I'd like a dozen of those @loper

Do you think this is an option at Massage Envy ? My wife just gave me a gift card.

Very sexist if you ask me.

Notice how the girl Emma got a credit - but the guy didn’t get any mention!

This double standard must stop! MPPMM (Male Porn Performers Mentions Matter)!

I got a deep tissue massage (read: torture session) at Massage Envy. It'll feel incredible tomorrow.

ME is extremely corporate. No happy endings there, and not many massage therapists there I'd let get me off. Elements, I hear some therapists make a handsome living off extras there.

@logan, this is normal in TJ clubs & massage parlors.

Warrior, in my experience Massage Envy is a place to get a decent massage but no extras. Usually you can't get a decent massage and extras at the same place. Both types of massage parlors serve their purpose depending on what you are in the mood for.

"Usually you can't get a decent massage and extras at the same place."

Yeah, but that's why you play the games. Massage parlors aren't really my thing, but if it's good enough for billionaire NFL owners there's probably something to it.