Names - Cool or Not

Karissa's are cool.

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Everyone I’ve ever met named Harvey was a big guy and mean and a bully. 🤐

Every Marc or Mark I've known has been cool whether through school, music (concerts where I didn't know them before), sports or even a boss of mine for many years before he unfortunately moved.

Adams I've known have been nerdy.

Michael(s) I've run into have always been cool, but of course such a common name. Thankfully I never did meet Michael Myers. I heard that guy isn't exactly the friendliest person.

Jennifer, Jen, Jenny most common female name. My work had 5 of them between three teams (maybe 100 people total maybe even less) at one point.

Julie seems to be bitchy or drama queens (luckily this is from friends and relatives only, I've never met a Julie besides my friends or relatives knowing them)

Oh and looking above at the names.... when I was young I knew (a little bit) a lady named Dale. It was through my parents, but have never met a female named Dale ever again. Heck only know one guy named Dale of all the people I've run into.
Anyway, that lady was cool from what I remember but this was around 30 or so years ago! She was a friend of my parents and probably the only one I remember from way back then because the name was/is so rare-for a female.

Val/Valerie - Seems cool when you meet her but turns out to be a freak or a bitch. Do not believe her lies.

Linda - Old, fat, miserable spinster that has given up on life, probably a cashier at Wal-Mart who reads romance novels on her lunch break. Hasn't had D in 20 years.

Tom - Dirt poor with a messed up life, will do embarrassing things for money, think Kenny McCormick in South Park.

Patricia - If white, another Linda; if Latin/Brazilian, super hot and crazy.

Holly/Molly - Blonde, friendly, conservative, likely religious and family-oriented.

Brian - Whip smart and cool. A couple of my best friends are Brian's.

Anyone who insists on their full name (James not Jim, Christopher not Chris, David not Dave, that type) - Uptight and unpleasant. Probably an overworked accountant, doctor, or lawyer who hates his life.

Patrick - A charismatic con artist. A few Patrick's have tried to enroll me in get-rich-quick schemes. I did not bite, and they all crashed and burned.

Any "creative" spelling of a common name - Has poor and stupid parents who don't realize they've consigned their children to a lifetime of confusion. The apple might not have fallen far from the tree.

Emily - Generic and forgettable as they come. I've known a million, two stand out to me for anything.

I never met him, but I bet Dale Earnhardt was cool. I agree about Kyle, known two and both douches. The Bruces I have known were former military and functional alcoholics. No way I could keep up when they started to party. In general, IME nick-name people (Bill, Bob, Jon) are more fun to be around than formal name people (William, Robert, Jonathan) and two name people are deviants (William Robert, Robert Jon, Billy Bob).

Ricks = biggest badasses on the frickin’ planet. The most badass of ricks refuse to capitalize the R. Less badass ricks use Ric or (ugh) Ricky

Maurice = gay dude. My bud mauricethelion is a nice guy. I love to drink a beer with the guy and tell war stories.

But that dude like takin’ up the ol’ Hershey highway. One time we were hanging out and he excused himself to use the can. Went by a the ‘fridge on the way to the can. A few minutes later I heard ABBA playing really loud and a squeal of pleasure. Crazy sumbitch shoved a frickin’ pineapple up his anus.

Fellas, if I can give you one piece of rickvice that you’ll take it is this: no 🍍 in the 🍑 ROAR!!!

Doug = asshole. Case in point = the gone and little missed Dougster. Indeed, the council of Doug’s the the sworn enemy of the council of ricks. Fortunately, the Dougs are a bunch of frickin’ cowardly wimps. ROAR!!!

@rickthelion What about those that use the moniker RickiBoi ? askin for a friend

I’ve known a lot of good looking Heathers

Are those named Earnest earnest? Is it important to be earnest?

I've known 3 guys named Skip. all 3 were irresponsible self serving douchebags that could never be trusted.

How about Johnathon? Who would pick an online name, Johnathon? Oh maybe an illegal immigrant former Calcutta back alley whore who snuck into Amderica and plies her trade from behind the 7/11 counter and the back alleys of Denver.

America that is

Guys who go by junior are little bitches

Guys named Jackie tend to live in vans near rivers - and frequent waffle houses.

Guys named Apoopdeep tend to be hard workers - who don’t easily part with their money. They usually look for ultra low cost gang bangs.

I wish to have no issue with the council of ricks. But I find it odd when a guy named Richard asks to be called Dick.

The Mellissas I’ve known have been hot but the Melodys had to get by on personality.

And I generally agree that full names often go along with a bit of a prissy attitude.

Anyone that goes by "Stephen A", the A stands for asshole.

I like girls with common names who are complete whores.

Girl with names like Kathy or Ann - who will tell you they just took a big shit so it’s a good time to fuck her ass since it’s empty back there...

My brother is named Jonathan. Its biblical. Never met a Julie who wasn't smoking hot, but the 3 prettiest girls I have ever meet in real life were all named Angela. Never met a Patricia whop was hot. I have a cousin who spells her name in a way I have never even seen anywhere else: Caryl and not Carole or Carole. Weird spellings abound nowadays and yet she's 62 and its the only caryl I have ever seen.

The first girl I had sex with was named Lauren. The only virgin I ever had sex with was also named Lauren. But I have never gotten intimate with any Laurens since.

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Matt – A total bro, does keg stands post-college and asks you how much you bench press. But might still be a cool guy.

Kevin – Like a preppy version of Matt, but more of a douche. Kind of guy who thinks he’s cooler than he actually is. May wear Vineyard Vines.

Eric/Erik – Complete malicious assface fuckstick who lacks redeeming qualities. Often a bully, until he gets smacked in the mouth.

Ryan – Half Matt, half Eric. You never know which side you’re going to get, especially drunk.

Roger – Mousy-looking nerd who walks around looking homeless.

Alan/Allen/Allan – Cooler nerdy guy, might be mousy but has his own sort of charisma.

Raj/Rajiv – Cool Indian guy, chill, laid back, and charismatic. Gets a ton of pussy.

Andrew – Socially awkward dork who looks at your feet when he is talking to you. Obsessive about his Dungeons and Dragons campaign, get him talking about it and he’ll ramble on for hours.

Ricky (not Rick or rick) – Flaming homosexual. Keep him away from aerosol cans and gas fumes.

Christina – Nice girl, may be hot and doesn’t realize it. Solid woman. Chrissy – Like a Christina who might be a raging slut.

Amanda – Poor, but hot and knows it. Might be a sister to Tom, above. Party girl, might be a raging slut.

stripper or real name - kayla, angela, pamela, rose - all more than willin g to try and get me off

donna - all are hard to get cock teasers

kim - puts out to the hottest guy in the area

frankie - a dude who just says or does something that makes you uncontrollably laugh for 5 minutes

joe - most of these guys are a bunch of crazy motherfuckers

tony - volatile. can peak to violence. might have mafioso tendencies, even though not made guys

anthony - a way more subdued version of tony

john - a friend who you can always shoot the shit with

I know of only one Summer's that wasn't a dancer. She was an engineering student two years behind me, named Summer Day, her parents where hippies and liked the name, but she hated the name.

I agree with you on Frankie, every single one I knew of was a cutup. Franks on the other hand you got to watch out for.

Also completely agree with Raj, every single one I have met so far has ladies swooning after them, and on Monday looks like he has gone on a three day bender. His polar opposite is Pradeep.

Now here are a few of mine.

Richard - Often the designated driver in a group. Rich - Often the one who needs the designated driver. Dick - Never needs a designated driver, because he can drink everyone else under the table. Brooke - Complete and utter air head. Samantha - In strip clubs usually a good time. Any other place, boring. Sam (female) Cool, usually a female version of Dick. Sam (male) Not cool, but usually a stand up dude.

"Linda - Old, fat, miserable spinster that has given up on life, probably a cashier at Wal-Mart who reads romance novels on her lunch break. Hasn't had D in 20 years." Unless she's Asian, then she's the exact opposite.

Karen - Every one I know is incredibly sweet

BBBC is a cool black dude with a huge cock that ducks Dugans and minnow fishes

Summer Day sounds like a porn star name.

I agree Heellover. At the time I knew her porn star names weren't the thing they became later, so it never occurred to me at the time. At the time anyone who heard that name, would know her parents where hippies. Same as these names Misty Meadows, Misty Fields, and April Flowers, went to school with all three names, and now that I think of it all three would make good porn star names also. In fact now that I think of it other common names I heard from hippy parents make good stripper names, Starla, Luna, Faith, Hope, Crystal and Charity.

Parents can get a bit silly with names. Knew a guy who's initials were EDE, names Eddie. Another guy named Tom whose initials were TOM. Which made me remember another name non-cool name Orville. Only knew one guy named Orville, so can't really make any generalizations.

^ But I heard about a girl lanes Ora Lee who had an oral fixation

Strange you mention Ora Lee. Met a dancer a few years ago named Aura Lee. Unfortunately the club was purely non-extras, so never found out if she met up to her name.