Back on the horse?

georgmicrodong
Just a fat, creepy old pervert.
For the first time in a while, I spent the night with a stripper.

Family was out of town, and I didn't feel like staying home alone. Went out with a couple of other clubbers I've gotten know over the last couple of years. It was around shift change, and one of the dancers at the club was around even before I met my ATF. We'd connected a few times, but she'd quit not long after the last time. Seems like she hadn't been able to find a job after being let go from her last one, and decided to return to the pole. She's a little older, and not as fit and trim as she used to be, but 30 isn't that old, and well, I'm not exactly as fit and trim as I used to be either.

One thing led to another, and she agreed to meet me at a hotel for an hour or two after she'd arranged for her baby daddy to take the kids. I wasn't really expecting her to follow through, but it wasn't more than about two hours later that she said she was on her way. Priceline to the rescue, since the local no-tell was not an option this time around.

Kind of to my surprise, she showed. We had our fun, then fell asleep. Around midnight, I woke up and seeing the time, woke her up to go home. She said, "fuck it, he's always bitching I don't let him keep them overnight anyway," so she called him and told him he could. We had some more fun, then fell asleep again. When I woke up in the morning, it was to the shower going, so I joined her. Shower sex is really overrated, but washing and drying each other was fun, and the bed was still there, so we had some more fun, though it took way longer in my case.

It wasn't the same, but it was good enough.

19 comments

  • PutaTester
    4 years ago
    Fun to read. Especially since the lock down had prevented my having many new experiences.
  • TFP
    4 years ago
    Same boat as Tahoe. CA life right now means living vicariously through other state citizens. Thanks for sharing.

    I hope this time next year I'll be sharing my own similar type of experiences.
  • gSteph
    4 years ago
    That's a lot of 'funs' for one evening/morning. 👍👍

    (the horse isn't the nicest description of a stripper, though 😉)
  • joker44
    4 years ago
    @gmd - 🏁 Thanks for sharing your successful adventure.

    great to read something so consistently satisfying; no 'gotchas' or complaints.
  • wallanon
    4 years ago
    Good for you. Could have made this an article.
  • whodey
    4 years ago
    Glad to hear you are getting back in the saddle again after your difficult time gmd.

    @gSteph - somebody from Kentucky referring to a girl as a horse isn't a bad thing and some love their horses more than their wives. I have spent time with several fine fillies that I met at the Thorobred Lounge around there.
  • Sgrayeff
    4 years ago
    The most surprising part of this story is Priceline.
  • georgmicrodong
    4 years ago
    @Sgrayeff: "The most surprising part of this story is Priceline."

    I've used it fairly often, especially whilst traveling. It makes searching hotels and booking one from the club simplicity itself. :)

    @whodey: True, but I'm not actually *from* Kentucky. But I was raised around horses, so...

    @gsteph: It's um, been a couple of weeks...😜

    @joker44: I freely admit, I lucked into it. Didn't expect more than a couple of hours.

  • gammanu95
    4 years ago
    Can't describe a girl like a horse?

    When I first saw my ATF stretching as she left the stage, the first thought in my head was "body like a stallion." 5'9", porn star body, I would guess late 20s MILF, blinde hair blue eyes, and the sweetest personality.
  • georgmicrodong
    4 years ago
    This woman would be more like a cat. Sleek, sensuous, and a flowing movement when she walks.
  • rickdugan
    4 years ago
    Very nice gmd. It is always fun to read a successful stripper romance stories. It may not have been the same as your overnights with your ATF, but by almost any tuscl measuring stick that was quite a night. Thanks for sharing.

    We need more posts like this and less from scared grown ass men who keep squealing things like "OMG WE'RE ALL GONNA' DIE IF THEY DON'T SHUT THE CLUBS DOWN RIGHT NOW!!!" Nice way to set the example and get back on that horse.
  • shadowcat
    4 years ago
    Is that what they mean by Hobby Horse?
  • skibum609
    4 years ago
    Great read. Sounds like fun was had by all; even baby Daddy.
  • Cashman1234
    4 years ago
    GMD I’m glad you enjoyed a good otc experience with a willing stripper.

    It’s good to hear someone is enjoying otc pussy.
  • ATACdawg
    4 years ago
    Uhhh, a stallion is a MALE horse. Now, "built like a mare" could work. Just sayin'......😜
  • Cashman1234
    4 years ago
    Let’s try to show a little less hate for our equine friends.

    HLM - horse lives matter!
  • georgmicrodong
    4 years ago
    @rick: Not sure "romance" is the right word here. In that respect, it was *nothing* like the nights with my ATF. I mean, I like her (or I wouldn't have even agreed to meet at all), but there's little danger of things ending up like that here (for various reasons having to do with her life situation), and I'll be doing my damnedest to reduce even that. :/

  • prevert
    4 years ago
    Dude she is hot as hell for thirty five and three kids. What was she like when she was younger?
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