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Last night's fun is why I still do this

rickdugan

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Ok, this is a long and utterly shameless bragging and self congratulatory thread. You've been warned. If you read on, it's on you. Frankly I think we need more threads like this and a lot less political, bad troll humor and masturbatory "how many anonymous accounts are ignoring other anonymous accounts" threads, but opinions will differ I suppose.

This is an OTC development story. Let's call the two main characters "Girl #1" and "Girl #2." Not especially creative I know, but practical.

I started off the night drinking with Girl #1 at the bar. I've been working this girl for over a year, though not continuously as she gave birth some months back and was showing for a few months before - I am not a fan of pregnant girls dancing. The very first time I made my pitch to her over a year ago she said, with real conviction, "I'm not a hooker. Other girls may do that but I don't."

Girl #1 is one of my hot ass long plays, which I only bother to do in very special circumstances. She is hot, young and a lot of fun to drink with. I don't tip her a ton each time, but enough to motivate her to keep stopping by so that I can continue to build rapport and reassess her willingness to get horizontal.

Anyway, last night she finally says to me "Lately I've been thinking of hitting you up. I'm kinda' attracted to you(r wallet)." Obviously she can't be too attracted to a guy over twice her age, but I'm not ashamed to admit that it was nice to hear anyway. I've been hitting the gym a lot lately and it shows. Anyone who thinks that looks don't matter to a girl who is on the fence about OTC is kidding himself.

Already feeling good about the night but knowing that Girl #1 is not going OTC that evening, I received a text out of the blue from Girl #2 telling me that she wanted to talk to me when she got to the club. I had been working Girl #2 for a much shorter time, but she is a blast just to hang with ITC. I had already pitched her OTC a couple of times and she deferred, but the last time I could tell she was teetering. Intrigued by her text, I excused myself with Girl #1 by telling her that I had previously promised to talk with Girl #2 and that I'm a man of my word. +1 for the added bonus of Girl #1, as hot as she may be, learning that she has competition from another hot ass girl.

When Girl #2 settled in, she let me know that she was reconsidering my offer. After a few adult beverages to provide a little more lubrication, the deal was made. In fact, to my good fortune, the club had far fewer guys than girls as the night moved on, which seemed to accelerate matters. This is not a club where it is easy for a girl to leave mid-shift, but after working on her excuse together for a few minutes (I always recommend sick child with high fever), off we went.

The debauchery that ensued was epic, which was helped along by a fresh bottle of Jameson that we were both swigging from before, in between and after the extended main event. What a wonderful replacement for my most recent loss of a good OTC "friend" who was recently sent back to jail. I am going to have some fun with this one, though it may slightly complicate my development of Girl #1 as they work similar shifts. But I'm confident that Girl #1 will come around by the holidays.

As icing on the cake, I reached into my pocket this morning and found a lot more money in it than I expected. Thinking back, the combination of an initial drink surge during Happy Hour and a shared bottle of Jameson OTC really helped to keep the ancillary expenses down, even factoring in barside tipping and drinks for both Girl #1 and Girl #2.

Nights like this are why I still do this. When the day comes where a night like this is no longer possible, I'll probably club much less.