PROS of dating an erotic dancer (stripper)
Tiburon
Every woman's local ATM while in da club? How else they paying for their Boob jobs?
1) They know how to dance for a man:
Whether it's twerking or erotic pole dancing, they' practice their craft daily, and do it for a living. That means, they have much better skills than Becky works in accounting. It also means, when you and her are at home her "VIP dances" are going to be much more titilating than you trying to give her foreplay....probably.
2) she has all the outfits for an exciting night.
No need for you to go out your way to buy her some leather and sexy heels. She already knows which ones to wear when its time for hanky panky and probably has them in triplicate.
3)she stays in "relative" shape.
Assuming she's serious about her work, she knows what figure works best for charming the boys (and girls). Hell, on those rare days she actually has time to spend with you solely, some might think you're a sugar daddy because she's so hot
4)Her charm is better than yours.
Her job is literally to charm the wallet out of a person's pants. She more than likely as your girlfriend can get you titlated faster than any other non-entertainer.
Obviously, I'm sure there's a BUNCH of cons to dating a stripper, but I'm just focusing on the pros cause it's easier.
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(Several of) the clubs in Colorado are still open. Jes saying
Pros:
She can easily score you some drugs if you’re into that
She is more sexually adventurous and will probably be into butt stuff (again if you’re into that)
You would think that. The last stripper I dated was mostly lousy in bed. Every once in a while she'd be motivated, but not enough for me to keep riding that crazy train. It didn't help that her friend was insanely talented in the sack.
Anyways she invited me on a date to go for a run early the next morning. All went well until we were finished with the run she invited me home to shower. Well to shower and to meet her three year old. Well that and to meet her parents. Needless to say I didn’t go or ever see her again.
I may be a lot of things but I’m not a retirement plan.
If one has the personality for it, that might be considered a plus.
Actually it sounds like it did help that her friend was insanely talented in the sack...
Most don't take their work home with them. I think a lot of times its the opposite of the list. You get to see her without makeup. Not dressed up. Deal with every day stuff. You listen to her problems and see her when shes down depressed stressed out. You see her as a regular girl not a dancer
I've never dated a stripper, but one of my best friends did a business venture with an A-list porn star. She admitted to hating men, and neglecting her boyfriend between shoots. She just wanted to ice down her cooch and watch Game of Thrones. She hated escorting and her heart wasn't in it, and charged an ungodly amount.
They never talked about customers. If they did talk about work its bitching about management and gossip about the girls.
The best part of their day was coming home and showering. Many didn't want to be touched or anything after work. They just wanted to decompress.
The more they liked me the more shy they'd get. Like not wanting me to see them dance. Or theyd open up about body image problems. Some would work at all nude clubs but would have sex in the dark. Took a while for them to get comfortable being fully naked in bed.
None of them liked their jobs. It was pretty much the allure of fast money. Lack of decent paying jobs.
When ive gotten dances at home it was them stripping from their regular clothes which I kinda find more sexy
What happens inside a club is about fulfilling erotic fantasies.
What happens in a relationship with someone who happens to be a sex worker is about real life.
Free dances? What are you thinking? That’s what she does for work.
I work with computers/software. Though people in my personal life don’t approach me with the types of problems I solve for a living, and I do get approached to help solve the type of computer problems that are well below my pay grade at work outside of work, the last thing I want to do away from work is work on other people’s computers for free.
The dancers I have dated in the past have all enjoyed relaxing and getting massages by me far more than doing anything that resembles work.
The biggest pros in my opinion is that generally they have above average attractiveness and interesting personalities.
Beyond that, each woman is different.
Biggest cons? By the nature of their jobs, a lot of guys will be seeing them. If you are confident in yourself and/or don’t trust her, there will be work related problems.
Beyond that, things vary by the woman.
That’s like saying that you never have to buy your girlfriend who works as a florist flowers.
Life doesn’t worm that way.
A. A car battery has a positive side.
I just highlighted the few pros that can exist with these erotic entertainers from what I have experienced. If I listed the cons, then this would be a depressing, moot point and kick the PL right out of a person.
BUT I'm all about the HAPPY, not sad.
Summary of difference between civilian me and stripper me
I'm just mean and have a very bad attitude especially with the man species. But some think I have a great attitude so I am tricky!