Old ATF's...
shadowcat
Atlanta suburb
Thursday, August 2, 2007 1:11 PM
This morning I received a phone call from a gorgeous
ex-ATF who called 'out-of-the-blue' to see if
I was still around.
We lost track of time, chatting about the wild,
romantic times we used to enjoy together.
I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be
interested in meeting up and rekindling a little of
that "old magic".
"Wow!" I was flabbergasted.
"I don't know if I could keep pace with you now", I
said, "I'm a bit older and a bit grayer and balder
than when you last saw me. Plus I don't really have
the energy I used to have."
She just giggled and said she was sure I would "rise
to the challenge".
"Yeah." I said. "Just so long as you don't mind a
man with a waistline that's a few inches wider these
days! Not to mention my total lack of muscle
tone...everything is sagging, my teeth are a bit
yellowed and I am developing jowls like a Great
Dane!"
She laughed and told me to stop being so silly.
She teased me saying that tubby gray haired older
men were cute, and she was sure I would still be a
great lover.
Anyway, she giggled, "I've put on a few pounds
myself!"
So I told her to fuck off.
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