Old ATF's...
This morning I received a phone call from a gorgeous
ex-ATF who called 'out-of-the-blue' to see if
I was still around.
We lost track of time, chatting about the wild,
romantic times we used to enjoy together.
I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be
interested in meeting up and rekindling a little of
that "old magic".
"Wow!" I was flabbergasted.
"I don't know if I could keep pace with you now", I
said, "I'm a bit older and a bit grayer and balder
than when you last saw me. Plus I don't really have
the energy I used to have."
She just giggled and said she was sure I would "rise
to the challenge".
"Yeah." I said. "Just so long as you don't mind a
man with a waistline that's a few inches wider these
days! Not to mention my total lack of muscle
tone...everything is sagging, my teeth are a bit
yellowed and I am developing jowls like a Great
Dane!"
She laughed and told me to stop being so silly.
She teased me saying that tubby gray haired older
men were cute, and she was sure I would still be a
great lover.
Anyway, she giggled, "I've put on a few pounds
myself!"
So I told her to fuck off.
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last commentlmfao....that was damn funny
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Thumbs up! :)
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WayToGo CAT! That fucking bitch just needed somemore dope money probably! If it's who I think it was that called 'Sh___n, she was OK but nothing spectacular. And if it was her, tell her you'll meet her for $1000! LOL Get the jist?
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Maybe those few pounds were breast implants.
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Cat-That's funny no matter who you are.
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Bones: with all due respect my brother I have to ask if you were drinking when you read my topic and posted? This was fiction. A parody. Strictly comedy.
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Hi shadowcat,
I didn't even think it was your creation. If it was, then damn you're a hell of a writer! ENCORE!!!!!!!! :)
It was amusing and true to life, imo.
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ENCORE indeed! Knowing shadowcat and his former ATF, I took everything he wrote literally! WTG CAT! Very amusing and funny. How long did it take you to compose this "bit of fiction'?
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Actually shekitout fwd'd it to me. I just cut and pasted it and changed one word from ex-girlfriend to ex-ATF. I have a hard time just composing a check at the grocery store.
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Shadowcat: Today was my first day back to work after vacationing last week, and definitely needed a laugh. While reading it, I thought you were being quite harsh on yourself with your description of how you'd aged poorly. Kept thinking to myself, "damn, even if it were true, I'd never be telling that to a potential playmate". Then when I read that last line, I actually laughed out loud. Good one! Thanks for the laugh.
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I must admit, I believed it too, because Shadowcat's always talking about one fucked up ex-ATF or another. Good story. So your waistline hasn't grown and you haven't gotten balder? My guess is that would put you in the minority here.
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