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My idea for COVID-modified lap dancing.

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goldmongerATLThe Square Above Charlie Weaver

The virus can live on soft surfaces like clothing, so it is safer if the girls are totally naked. The club needs to have huge sanitizer dispensers wherever the the lap dances are performed. The modified lap dance is the PL rubbing sanitizer all over his dancer. For added safety the couple should go to VIP where the gentleman's dangerous clothing can also be removed. Safety first.

Does K-Y make hand sanitizer?

Masks are not needed because the viral load would still be transmitted through masks if two people were in close proximity for many minutes. Especially if the breathing got heavy.

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nj_pete

Maybe the hand sanitizer can be flavored and or scented? 😃

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Eve

So... sterile Nuru massages instead of lap dances?

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Bavarian

That’s an idea, Eve

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booji boy

You're overthinking this IMO -- soap is more effective than alcohol-based sanitizer, and it smells better. Turn the VIP booths into two-person shower stalls...

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ATACdawg

I like the masking idea!! It will keep both the dancer and the PL from being recognized on camera, particularly if they both remove their clothes first! Should probably add wigs as well....🤯

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