Worst experience
Thursday, April 23, 2020 10:09 AM
So we talk a lot about good experiences. I've had some terrible ones. I'm curious if my terrible ones are comparable to others. So I'll just go with two.....
1) SA girl, also a stripper in Las Vegas. Had met her online, and we had facetimed a little bit and actually were getting along quite nicely. Exchanged the occasional sexy pic, and then finally my Vegas trip happened. She insisted on meeting in the club (RED FLAG). I met her there and immediately she's all over me, kissing, grabbing, etc. Off to VIP. They take my credit card (I AM AN IDIOT) and we had some fun for a few hours, but not too much fun. She was going to meet me at the hotel later. On her way to the hotel, she calls me ... "I need another $1000 dollars" (I CANNOT BELIEVE I AM EVEN WRITING THIS), and of course, I wanted to get laid (she was smoking hot), so off to the hotel ATM. Finally had her over. Sex was pretty good, not the best ever, but up there. She stayed longer than expected. Checked my credit card charges online the next day and the whole evening cost me nearly 5 grand. Lesson learned: don't be an idiot like me.
2) SA girl in Columbus Ohio. Went over to her place. Pics are an 8, in reality she's a 5. Growling Pitbull in the f'd up and messy living room (HUGE RED FLAG). We go upstairs. Have decent sex, and off I go. Get back to my car, and open up my wallet to put my ring back on my finger (YEAH I SUCK, BUT WIFE KNOWS I PLAY SO ALL GOOD). Guess what? The ring is gone. Get a text from her "Hey, did you forget something" ... So she says she'll come to my car. Wait for 30 minutes, worried as shit, already assuming the ring is gone forever. She says let's go for a drive. Drives me over to some alleyway and stop at a house. "Wait here" she says ... OK. Another 30 minutes. Shady figures walk by car in the meantime, I pretend I don't notice them. I am totally ready to get outta there asap. She finally gets back inside the car and tells me "this ring is quite valuable, I'm going to need to see some compensation". Reality check, the ring is not that valuable, just emotional value. She wants $500 bucks. I talk her down to $300 bucks. Off to the ATM, I get my ring back, I drop her off at her place, and drive home. Decided to stop seeing SA girls right there on the spot. That promise to myself lasted a few weeks lol.
So there you go. Who knows, I may be lucky to be alive. Would love to hear some other horror stories.
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