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Uprightcitizen•5 yrs ago

....or just drink water

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PaulDrake•5 yrs ago

Let's help them with their obvious search engine optimizations...

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Nidan111•5 yrs ago

Wow! What a fucked up piece of shit. Physicians using a marketing bullshit scheme to make shit ton of $$$$ off of a fucking $0.50 bag of normal saline or lactated ringers. Yes, one just needs a little “rehydration” to make you feel better so just drive on in and the “experts” will puncture your blood vessel with a needle, placing a catheter within so that they can give you a potential infection, destroy veinous integrity so that in the event that you REALLY need help, that vein will be shit with less ability to access it all because some piece of shit clinic can’t handle enough real patients to support their $$$$ needs. Aww, WTF. If someone is dumb enough to fall for it, why not?

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founder•5 yrs ago

I was going to delete this thread, but I guess we'll let Google add it to citydocs search results.

Pro Tip citydoc: Don't pay for SEO

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Nidan111•5 yrs ago

citydoc.net HYDRATION THERAPY. Our method follows the new green deal. We recycle you own personal bodily fluids. Just collect your own piss by not flushing. Flushing wastes way to much valuable water. We will take your own personal piss water that has all your own wasted nutrients and recycle them into your venous system, thus replacing all the water, vitamins and electrolytes that you wasted by drinking that 2 carbon beverage that suppressed your natural ADH (antidiuretic hormone; aka arginine vasopressin; aka argipressin) the night before. Why let your wine just allow all those nutrients to be pissed away when you can recycle them? With our technology, you can even drink VODKA INFUSED WINE for 7 consecutive nights without worry!

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Electronman•5 yrs ago

Perhaps Founder might want to add this to an "advertising gone bad" section that also features our Indian packing and moving friends??

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Muddy•5 yrs ago

Oh my god let me run out a use this therapy NOW. Thank you city doc for changing my life!

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MackTruck•5 yrs ago

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Papi_Chulo•5 yrs ago

Maybe Citydoc figures us hardcore SCers can use extra-hydration to keep our PL-game in peak-performance

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Subraman•5 yrs ago

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twentyfive•5 yrs ago

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Subraman•5 yrs ago

citydoc.net just offered me bunga-bunga, or death

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SirLapdanceanot•5 yrs ago

How does shameless shilling on TUSCL work out for dumbass Citydoc?

@Citydoc you are on the wrong website, dumbass.

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MackTruck•5 yrs ago

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RandomMember•5 yrs ago

Just general comment about nearly all urgent-care clinics in strip malls or inside places like Walmart:

If you go to one of these places you're far more likely to see a nurse practitioner or a PA or a DO instead of an actual MD. These places care about MONEY and they place downward pressure on GPs that go school for 12 years.

So doesn't surprise me that a quack establishment like CItydoc advertises here.

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SirLapdanceanot•5 yrs ago

OP's first post translation:

if you're a dumbass that doesn't have the common sense to drink enough water, then we can help you stay hydrated by paying us like a dumbass.

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Subraman•5 yrs ago

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PaulDrake•5 yrs ago

So the other day I was at citydoc.net but realized citydoc had all white doctors, but then I saw they have all black doctors, which is interesting given they have all indian doctors, and they actually have all asian doctors.

So the other day I was at citydoc.net but realized citydoc had racist white doctors, but then I saw they have racist black doctors, which is interesting given they have racist indian doctors, and they actually have racist asian doctors.

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PaulDrake•5 yrs ago

Isn't citydoc (citydoc.net) well known for discriminating again white patients.
Isn't citydoc (citydoc.net) well known for discriminating again black patients.
Isn't citydoc (citydoc.net) well known for discriminating again indian patients.
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PaulDrake•5 yrs ago

Isn't citydoc citydoc.net well known for discriminating again white patients.
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SirLapdanceanot•5 yrs ago

Citydoc is a shill using a strip club website to sell the expensive equivalent of Gatorade to dumbasses that don't drink enough water.

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grand1511•5 yrs ago

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nicespice•5 yrs ago

RandomMember said—>”Just general comment about nearly all urgent-care clinics in strip malls or inside places like Walmart:

If you go to one of these places you're far more likely to see a nurse practitioner or a PA or a DO instead of an actual MD. These places care about MONEY and they place downward pressure on GPs that go school for 12 years. “

Yeah, I can imagine that it sucks when hardworking Indians like you come study in America to become legit MDs but then get undercut like that 😢

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MackTruck•5 yrs ago

Isn't citydoc (citydoc.net well known for discriminating again white patients.
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MackTruck•5 yrs ago

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Nidan111•5 yrs ago

citydoc.net says that their Hydration Methods will markedly improve the wet spot that the average PL can experience upon a hot stripper induced LDK!

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MackTruck•5 yrs ago

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MackTruck•5 yrs ago

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MackTruck•5 yrs ago

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MackTruck•5 yrs ago

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WinningdaChumpsGame•5 yrs ago

Citydoc price list:

citydoc.net Private Room $150 for 30 minutes (basic exam included)
citydoc.net UHM exam $30 extra
citydoc.net Hydration therapy (organ tissue moistening) $50 extra
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twentyfive•5 yrs ago

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Nidan111•5 yrs ago

Citydoc.net will throw in an extra prostate massage for that EXTRA SPECIAL LDK we PLs thrive to achieve!

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MackTruck•4 yrs ago

^^^ to dr. Shitheads office

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whodey•4 yrs ago

I'm sure desertscrub can use his magic wand 3050 to provide you with some effective hydration therapy.

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Uprightcitizen•4 yrs ago

Does it have electrolytes? It's what plants crave!

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How does hydration therapy work for the patients in Fort Worth?

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