On a recent night at a club, I met one of the hottest dancers in there. She was easily an 8 or maybe an 8.5. I probably would have gotten dances from her but did not because her breath smelled literally like poop! When she was talking to me it smelled like she was farting in my face! Where was her mouth before that?Why is it usually a really hot dancer that has shit breath?
I've run across a few dancers with bad breath but the one that stands out was probably 8 years back at a Cleveland dive. There wasn't anything hot about her, she rated out at about a 3 and her breath was so nasty she could probably melt and peel paint off the walls with it.
Could've been weed. Sometimes that happens. Or she could've been licking a dude's ass. Or another dancer's ass. Buy her a strong shot, maybe do something "cute" like challenge her to a gargling contest, and see if that helps. Breath is easier to fix than other body parts that smell a little off.
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Huge no go for me. You will always see me in the club chewing gum.
Forgetting to wipe before a rim job is perfect setup for poop breath!
I say 'almost' because bourbon...