If you want to cry about something babyRicky cry for founder to give us our feakin ratings influence back so we Ricks can get motivated to post more reviews! That's a cause worth fussing about! It's been 9 fudging (have to control the language in front of the little ones) months now...WHAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Shut it surly SirLap. The ricks deserve nothing but respect. If GrampaRichard told you something it would be valuable. The equality of the sets “things ricks say” and “valuable things to know” is the fundamental theorem of rickness.
However, I think I know where Baby Ricky is coming from. The shark told me that he, dugan, and ricktheoctopus were partying. Of course, the shark and octopus were in a kiddy pool swimming in the best gimlet ever. Well, dugan drank about five gallons of gimlet flavored with eau de sharktopus and went for a drive. When they tracked him down he was posting to TUSCL. Perhaps he had reverted to the happy days of his youth, sucking his mom’s boobs.
Happens to the best of us. I’ve often fantasized about dugan’s mom’s boobs. I bet they were damn milky!
But don’t tell dugan...I’ve had a few gimlets and I’ve now broken the rick rule against wanting to suck the tits of another rick’s mom. Oh well...time to go for a drive!
Watch it Sir Laps. If you don’t mind your place my lion bud will go all wildebeest on your ass. Then it’s three days in the sun and you’ll be yummy yummy yummy in my tummy tummy tummy!
@rickthevulture in your tummy I'll be swimming in all of rickthelion's cum 'cause you be sucking his dick so hard. You're not even a predator so how can you be a rick anyway?
Sir Laps, you clearly don’t know.what you’re talking about. Black vultures are the most badass of vultures and rick is the most badass of the black vultures. Many black vultures take prey. They just like the taste of carrion better.
I have to admit that carrion can be a damn good meal. As a coconut crab I’m usually a badass predator. When prey see a coconut crab that wears a suit and tells the hairless ape bikini babes that he’s a chemical engineer comin’ at them they try to run. But I also enjoy the detritus.
The lion makes badass gimlets so I’ll sometimes sit back when he bartends and enjoy a plate of crud from the lagoon bottom with a nice gimlet. Or maybe a refreshing Kentucky mule. Then it’s off to drive home.
So watch yourself lest you take a crab claw to the nuts! Scuttle! Scuttle! Scuttle!
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However, I think I know where Baby Ricky is coming from. The shark told me that he, dugan, and ricktheoctopus were partying. Of course, the shark and octopus were in a kiddy pool swimming in the best gimlet ever. Well, dugan drank about five gallons of gimlet flavored with eau de sharktopus and went for a drive. When they tracked him down he was posting to TUSCL. Perhaps he had reverted to the happy days of his youth, sucking his mom’s boobs.
Happens to the best of us. I’ve often fantasized about dugan’s mom’s boobs. I bet they were damn milky!
ROAR!!!
ROAR!!!
Squawk!
I have to admit that carrion can be a damn good meal. As a coconut crab I’m usually a badass predator. When prey see a coconut crab that wears a suit and tells the hairless ape bikini babes that he’s a chemical engineer comin’ at them they try to run. But I also enjoy the detritus.
The lion makes badass gimlets so I’ll sometimes sit back when he bartends and enjoy a plate of crud from the lagoon bottom with a nice gimlet. Or maybe a refreshing Kentucky mule. Then it’s off to drive home.
So watch yourself lest you take a crab claw to the nuts! Scuttle! Scuttle! Scuttle!
babydowls is bad and everyone shouwd wnow it is bad becaushe that is what i try tho thewl them
othher people shouwd not be awwowed to say
OWNLY ME
ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME
everyone shouwd now what i shay
everyone needs to listen to me
https://www.wickedtemptations.com/black-…
But WHAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH pretty much pegs the attitudes of the White Male Republican/Libertarians on this board.
And yes, Rick Dugan is one of them.
SJG