Ranking Crystals by their Popularity as a Stripper Name

11 comments

• OldGringo

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  5 years ago

  Just stay away from Crystal Meth and you should be fine. I heard she's a wild seductress, but will lead you down a very dark and dangerous path.
• ATACdawg

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  5 years ago

  I'm looking for a Lighter!
• twentyfive

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  5 years ago

  I’m looking for chandelier I’ll make her Chrystal shine
• Nidan111

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  5 years ago

  Careful getting dances from those flints. Yes there may be Sparks, but they also might be burning. I don’t want a dance from someone who is burning. At least give her time to get that shit under control.
• Warrior15

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  5 years ago

  Not too many dancers with the name of Muscovite .
• Liwet

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  5 years ago

  They're missing a bunch that would work well for stripper names: Amethyst, Beryl, Citrine, Garnet, Onyx, Opal, and Ruby. They freakin' missed Ruby.
• Book Guy

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  5 years ago

  Pebbles was a really hot naturally large-breasted Irish red-head at the Pink Pony in Memphis in the early 2000s, before the raids and closures
• MountainTroll

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  5 years ago

  I regret getting a dance from a GPS-afflicted dancer named Pyrite...
• rl27

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  5 years ago

  Liwet. I had a lot of good dances from dancers name Onyx, Amethyst and Ruby. Never once met a dancer name Opal, probably because that's an old fashioned name, and by Old Fashioned I mean popular in the late 1800's.
• GoVikings

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  5 years ago

  there's a beautiful Latina dancer at one of my local clubs who works the day shift named Saphire
• ATACdawg

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  5 years ago

  My favorite at the late, lamented 1320 Club II was named Jasper.