Ranking Crystals by their Popularity as a Stripper Name

Just stay away from Crystal Meth and you should be fine. I heard she's a wild seductress, but will lead you down a very dark and dangerous path.

I'm looking for a Lighter!

I’m looking for chandelier I’ll make her Chrystal shine

Careful getting dances from those flints. Yes there may be Sparks, but they also might be burning. I don’t want a dance from someone who is burning. At least give her time to get that shit under control.

Not too many dancers with the name of Muscovite .

They're missing a bunch that would work well for stripper names: Amethyst, Beryl, Citrine, Garnet, Onyx, Opal, and Ruby.

They freakin' missed Ruby.

Pebbles was a really hot naturally large-breasted Irish red-head at the Pink Pony in Memphis in the early 2000s, before the raids and closures

I regret getting a dance from a GPS-afflicted dancer named Pyrite...

Liwet. I had a lot of good dances from dancers name Onyx, Amethyst and Ruby.

Never once met a dancer name Opal, probably because that's an old fashioned name, and by Old Fashioned I mean popular in the late 1800's.

there's a beautiful Latina dancer at one of my local clubs who works the day shift named Saphire

My favorite at the late, lamented 1320 Club II was named Jasper.