It's start of spring break - it is jumping - babes waking the street in bikini on Ocean Dr (next to the beach) - and the ebonies wearing g-strings showing-off what sets them apart (da booty).
Got on the normally less-congested of the two causeways connection city of Miami to Miami Beach which is a couple of miles long and it was at a standstill right at the entrance of the couple of miles lomg causeway with all the people trying to get into SoBe - there's no way to get off once you're on - from experience I knew it was gonna be a crawl to get into the beach - had to make an executive decision and put the Papi-mobile into reverse Miami-style back-down the 1/2-mile causeway-entrance against oncoming traffic (there was a little space b/w the lane and the grass-median) - backed all the way up and had to go north several miles to the northern end of Miami Beach then come back down to South Beach using the Waze App to cut thru neighborhoods/streets unknown to me to be able to make it down avoiding most of the traffic - was worth it - T&A on display all over the place with temps im the 70s.
Standing in front of the Clevelander eye-fucking the scantily-clad bitches - there's a sign that says "ESPN Studios" which I think is where Dan Lebatard does his sports show.