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OT: Hanging out on South Beach (had nothing to do)

Papi_Chulo
Miami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
It's start of spring break - it is jumping - babes waking the street in bikini on Ocean Dr (next to the beach) - and the ebonies wearing g-strings showing-off what sets them apart (da booty).

Got on the normally less-congested of the two causeways connection city of Miami to Miami Beach which is a couple of miles long and it was at a standstill right at the entrance of the couple of miles lomg causeway with all the people trying to get into SoBe - there's no way to get off once you're on - from experience I knew it was gonna be a crawl to get into the beach - had to make an executive decision and put the Papi-mobile into reverse Miami-style back-down the 1/2-mile causeway-entrance against oncoming traffic (there was a little space b/w the lane and the grass-median) - backed all the way up and had to go north several miles to the northern end of Miami Beach then come back down to South Beach using the Waze App to cut thru neighborhoods/streets unknown to me to be able to make it down avoiding most of the traffic - was worth it - T&A on display all over the place with temps im the 70s.

31 comments

  • Papi_Chulo
    6 years ago
    Standing in front of the Clevelander eye-fucking the scantily-clad bitches - there's a sign that says "ESPN Studios" which I think is where Dan Lebatard does his sports show.
  • OldGringo
    6 years ago
    Nice work. Like the aggressive move.
  • OldGringo
    6 years ago
    Enjoy the eye candy.
  • flagooner
    6 years ago
    Yeah, Dan LeBatard does his show there. Great show.
  • Papi_Chulo
    6 years ago
    Lucky LeBatard - gets to work in the middle of South Beach yards from the water and half-naked bitches - and he has the popular outdoor Clevelander bar next to the studio
  • san_jose_guy
    6 years ago
    Too bad you don't have Viet Coffee out there. Low cost, compared to strip clubs.

    :) :) :)

    Beach actually is much more healthy.

    SJG
  • Warrior15
    6 years ago
    Love the street cafes along Ocean. Great place to have lunch.
  • Papi_Chulo
    6 years ago
    ^ lunch with a "view'
  • Nidan111
    6 years ago
    Damn you! I have always wanted to go to South Beach ever since Brooke Burke did her “E!” Show there.
  • twentyfive
    6 years ago
    It was a pretty good day on the Hollywood Beach boardwalk too, I was hanging by the Margaritaville Resort late this afternoon.
  • GoVikings
    6 years ago
    Man, I remember when I went to south beach last summer

    I saw these 3 girls together and all of them were gorgeous

    OMG
  • Countryman5434
    6 years ago
    @sjg how in the hell would you know anything about a beach? There are no beaches in your mothers basement.
  • Evasparkling
    6 years ago
    @Papichulo

    I was at South Beach today as well.

    There was no shortage of Scantily Dressed Ladies walking around.

    Have you ever been to the Pool Party at Hyde Beach between 17th Street & Collins?

    It was memorable. Can’t remember the last time I was in the middle of too many College hotties all at once.

    Planning to visit G5ive tonight with some friends if everything goes as planned.

    If not I will be partying it out at Club LIV...
  • Evasparkling
    6 years ago
    @Papichulo

    If NightClubs are your thing

    then Club Cameo at 14th Street & Washington Avenue usually have your type of women { Big Booty Black Women}
  • Evasparkling
    6 years ago
    You can’t go wrong with Studio 23 located around 23rd Street.

    I will definitely be Club Hopping Tonight...
  • Cristobal
    6 years ago
    Nice report.
  • Stop referring to females as bitches.
  • @chulo. Cant call you papi bc that makes me cringe.
  • OldGringo
    6 years ago
    Relax Nicole. He meant to say beaches. It's his damn autocorrect. There were hot beaches everywhere yesterday.
  • shadowcat
    6 years ago
    I couldn't make it to South Beach but I did watch "The Bird Cage".

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5ah9Aix…
  • JamesSD
    6 years ago
    This is the time of year SoCal is jealous of Florida.

    We're getting weather in the 60s at the beach. Great for walking around not bad for tourists, but not a lot of eye candy yet.

    My FWB and I plan to hit the nude beach as soon as we have nice weather. Counting the days
  • Mate27
    6 years ago
    Did you offer Dan Lebatard a Cleveland Steamer while you were there?
  • OldGringo
    6 years ago
    James, check out the 10 day forecast. We've got a string of days in the high 70's coming next week. Can't wait.
  • JamesSD
    6 years ago
    I don't trust the 10 day forecast but yes, usually late March is when things start to get good.

    SDSU Spring break is week of April 1. Definitely gonna try to take a beach day that week
  • Cristobal
    6 years ago
    @jamessd

    While I've been to Florida during Spring Break and it was an awesome time, I enjoy the SoCal scene.

    With all the rain, there is plenty of snow at all the local resorts, the beaches are comfortable, plenty of nightlife throughout, and for mongering you have COI and TJ.
  • flagooner
    6 years ago
    Jock straps aren't expensive, and they're quite effective at keeping you from hanging out.
  • Papi_Chulo
    6 years ago
    South Beach is for young-people, if you are over-40 you are mostly out of place.

    There are a lot of nightclubs and there are guys that stand in the corners of SoBe passing out flyers for the club they work for to try to get people to go to their club - they usually hand them out to the young people and particularly the hot-chicks which makes sense - me being 49 I hardly if ever have someone hand me a club flyer which again makes sense - but as I was hanging-out in front of the Clevelander a mid-20s Latina (didn't look Cuban) curvy spinner (very slim with a curvy waist - kinda a ballerina's body but with a booty, hips, and firm Bs that looked like 2 tennis-balls - not into spinners but liked her naturally curvy-body and she was wearing a short tight powder-blue minidress showing cleavage and lots of leg) - anyway spinner comes up to me and stands close to me and looks me in the eye and tries to hand me a card - I just shook my hand no since I usually don't accept any of the advertisements they hand out since I don't hit clubs or parties in SoBe - so as I was shaking my hand no she still stands there wanting me to take the card which I thought was odd since I don't look like one that will hit a SoBe event which is usually for young people but it looks as if she had singled me out - I don't take the card and she finally kinda shakes her head and walks away - it then dawned on me that it could have been some kinda P4P thing on the card she was trying to give me (perhaps not necessarily an escort but perhaps some bodyroub thing, IDK?)- I'm not much of a P4P guy especially outside the club but in hindsight should've taken the card at least for recon purposes.
  • Cristobal
    6 years ago
    Recon missions are important, sometimes you have to take one for the team.
  • TJ Lee
    6 years ago
    Screw beaches, TJ is the real paradise, year round.
  • Jascoi
    6 years ago
    A bit over five years ago I had the pleasure of staying in one of the art deco hotels In South Beach across from the park north of the Clevelander. The weather was nice and I had brought along my bicycle and really enjoyed my week there (but I also got ripped off royally by some street walker.)
  • Jascoi
    6 years ago
    and also I really enjoyed mangos club and tootsies and Haulover beach!
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