What is the wierdest TMI you've heard from a dancer?
goldmongerATL
The Square Above Charlie Weaver
I had one come by maybe a year ago and offer to dance the next song. This was a dancer I had had dances from before but she does not do VIP. I offered her a stool. She asked if she could just stand up against me instead. I said sure and the stick shifting began. But the TMI:
"My ass hurts too much for me to sit."
"oh"
" My boyfriend and his asshole friends got me totally wasted last night. I mean really fucked up."
My mental gears start turning, but she is not done.
"They must have fucked my ass. It hurt to shit this morning."
Okay, so the info you want me to file away is you have such a loser boyfriend that his idea of a good time is to drug you into unconsciousness and let his friends gang rape your asshole.
"My ass hurts too much for me to sit."
"oh"
" My boyfriend and his asshole friends got me totally wasted last night. I mean really fucked up."
My mental gears start turning, but she is not done.
"They must have fucked my ass. It hurt to shit this morning."
Okay, so the info you want me to file away is you have such a loser boyfriend that his idea of a good time is to drug you into unconsciousness and let his friends gang rape your asshole.
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“So we resolved our issues. I just told her okay let’s get in this restroom stall together and fuck and get this tension out of the way”
At another club, the dancer (who was sleeping with one of the DJs at the time) was describing her escapades with him graphically.
Another dancer who brought up her history of drinking blood in the dressing room...and then was upset when she was starting to get ignored.
TMI
Same dancer:
"I think it's such a turn on to fuck older guys, it's like fucking my dad's friends"
I'm glad she said that after we were done.
I was just chilling in the dressing room on my phone. Another dancer is nearby and she makes casual conversation. The club was closing in 20 minutes but I wasn’t in the mood to keep going.
We have like a minute worth of small talk, then she brought up that she was pregnant and had to get an abortion soon, because the father in question is a meth addict. She also used to use but hadn't in over a year but he was still going at it. I gave her emotional support. Then she gave me positive encouragement that I needed to go back out there and get more dances.
She seemed nice. I hope her life settles out and she keeps resisting the stuff.
Stabbed in the stomach while pregnant by her friend. Was able to get pregnant, but the wound would make it hard for her to concieve again
She was an illegal and couldnt go back to brazil to see her son.
She has irritable bowel syndrome and was dancing for money to get surgery for it.
Hormonal problems were the reason for her weight gain
She'd often start crying during dances saying I should marry her. Probably one of the hardest LDKs, but I always finished
LMAO
I passed on the BBFS VIP.