European Brothels and other high end clubs

Try TJHK first, closer to home and just as good.

The Germany FKKs have a good amount of reviews here. Folks like Londonguy, Tahoecruz, and Jackslash have written some great reviews of them. From their accounts, it's a must visit for fans of eastern European chicks. For Latina lovers like myself and some others, Anislee has it right: Hong Kong TJ is closer and pretty damn good.

My only concern with TJ is my Spanish isn't that good and it seems like the club has huge up and down swings. Does the hotel have reliable wifi?

What a great idea: legalize prostitution so that you could offer services in a safe environment for both customers and providers and generate tax revenue at the same time.

I have been to 3 FKK clubs:

Goldentime--Vienna, Austria
Sharks--Frankfurt (Darmstadt is the suburb), Germany
Artemis--Berlin, Germany

The FKK clubs all work the same way. They are brothels rather than strip clubs, but you can find reviews of them in TUSCL. I have reviewed Goldentime and Sharks. My review of Artemis will be finished in a day or two.

The FKK clubs feature mostly caucasian dancers, and most of them are eastern European. They all speak very good English.

You should not be deterred from visiting HKTJ because you do not speak Spanish.

Many of waiters speak very good English and are eager to help you for a tip, they will not only seat you, bring drinks and food but will help you find a companion (even try to find a decent English speaker).

As for the bargirls, my experience has been most know basic phrases in English, some speak decent English, and a handful speak conversational English, but translator apps can bridge that gap.

I do not know about Hote Cascadas' Wi-Fi as I have international service, though one bargirl told me her room there did not get Wi-Fi.

WiFi is not good in club, better in hotel. (HK,TJ)
1. “Download” google translate before you go.
2. Talk to cell carrier before you go, Version charges $5 per day then no issues.
I don’t speak any Spanish, solo trip very doable without Spanish. Lots of info on this site.

I have been to clubs in Spain. Madrid and in Oviedo and other cities in Asturias. They are legal and safe. Cost (in 2014) is 65 Euro for half hour. Drinks for a lady in the bar is 25 Euro.

There are also casas in Madrid. I found one that was just fantastic when I was looking to collude with a Russian. Met a Russian/Ukrainian lady who could be a model. Super smart, spoke perfect English, was struggling with Spanish so, she was relieved that I spoke Engilish. It is just up the street from the big bull ring in Madrid. Sorry, I used to visit their sites all the time but, am having a senior moment now. Try InternationalSexGuide.com or, search for puticlubs

In Amsterdam there are, of course, the girls in the windows. I just couldn't bring myself to partake but, I researched and found a nice massage place away from the craziness. Same pricing structure as the clubs in Oviedo and Madrid.

I was walking down a street in Madrid, was hot and thirsty and saw a little bar with the word Copa on the sign. Not the name. Just Copa. I went in and it was dark but, there were a number of very attractive Paraguayas. I had a nice afternoon...

definitely on my to do list.

Has anyone been to Bangkok or South America or could point me to some decent blogs? It seems the only good place in SA in Brazil.

Argentina seems to have a decent scene - read TUSCLer Sinclair's reviews

Colombia seems to have a goid scene and seems pretty popular with gringos

Costa Rica also has a good scene (Central America)

InternationalSexGuide is your road map.

You've received some good advice. Now I would suggest doing your own research to see what would work best for you. Read the reviews here and the articles, they are chalk full of good information.

I found this, but I haven't used it--yet.
http://fkktour.com/

I found this, but I haven't used it--yet.
http://fkktour.com/

Thanks for all the replies guys. This helps!

I love the United States of America. No other place I'd rather be born in or grow up in or live in.
But fuck me, why is it that practically everyone in the world has access to legal pussy except for us Americanos?
Shit, all I ever read here is about people getting legally and easily laid for money just about everywhere in Europe, South America, Mexico and Central America, East Asia, Southeast Asia and who knows where the fuck else.
And yet here, everyone's asshole puckers up at the thought of legalizing prostitution.
Pisses me off to no end.
I'm going to masturbate to some porn now to cool off.

Zona norte is paradise especially hk. If you have the means to go go! I promise you wont be disappointed! The only way you would be disappointed is if you dont like pretty latinas and good food !

@japrufrock x1000000000000000

I agree with Countryman5434, TJ is paradise but I look forward to visiting Thailand in late March and possible Germany in November.