European Brothels and other high end clubs
Nixur68
Texas
Hey all,
During one of my late night internet adventures I stumbled upon the advent of actual Brothels. Has anyone been to such a place? I know there are some reviews but not too many. Anyhow, these places nearly look like they're straight out of a goddamn movie. I'm thinking of backpacking through Europe and hopefully stopping at least one or two. Here's the ones that stood out to me and I hope that if I missed anything else of interest or have tips please share!
https://wellcum.at/en/ - Villach, Austria
https://www.fkk-sharks.de/ - Darmstadt, Germany
https://www.fkk-artemis.de/en/environmen… - Berlin, Germany
http://club-globe.ch/en/index.php - Schwerzenbach, Switzerland
During one of my late night internet adventures I stumbled upon the advent of actual Brothels. Has anyone been to such a place? I know there are some reviews but not too many. Anyhow, these places nearly look like they're straight out of a goddamn movie. I'm thinking of backpacking through Europe and hopefully stopping at least one or two. Here's the ones that stood out to me and I hope that if I missed anything else of interest or have tips please share!
https://wellcum.at/en/ - Villach, Austria
https://www.fkk-sharks.de/ - Darmstadt, Germany
https://www.fkk-artemis.de/en/environmen… - Berlin, Germany
http://club-globe.ch/en/index.php - Schwerzenbach, Switzerland
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Goldentime--Vienna, Austria
Sharks--Frankfurt (Darmstadt is the suburb), Germany
Artemis--Berlin, Germany
The FKK clubs all work the same way. They are brothels rather than strip clubs, but you can find reviews of them in TUSCL. I have reviewed Goldentime and Sharks. My review of Artemis will be finished in a day or two.
The FKK clubs feature mostly caucasian dancers, and most of them are eastern European. They all speak very good English.
Many of waiters speak very good English and are eager to help you for a tip, they will not only seat you, bring drinks and food but will help you find a companion (even try to find a decent English speaker).
As for the bargirls, my experience has been most know basic phrases in English, some speak decent English, and a handful speak conversational English, but translator apps can bridge that gap.
I do not know about Hote Cascadas' Wi-Fi as I have international service, though one bargirl told me her room there did not get Wi-Fi.
1. “Download” google translate before you go.
2. Talk to cell carrier before you go, Version charges $5 per day then no issues.
I don’t speak any Spanish, solo trip very doable without Spanish. Lots of info on this site.
There are also casas in Madrid. I found one that was just fantastic when I was looking to collude with a Russian. Met a Russian/Ukrainian lady who could be a model. Super smart, spoke perfect English, was struggling with Spanish so, she was relieved that I spoke Engilish. It is just up the street from the big bull ring in Madrid. Sorry, I used to visit their sites all the time but, am having a senior moment now. Try InternationalSexGuide.com or, search for puticlubs
In Amsterdam there are, of course, the girls in the windows. I just couldn't bring myself to partake but, I researched and found a nice massage place away from the craziness. Same pricing structure as the clubs in Oviedo and Madrid.
I was walking down a street in Madrid, was hot and thirsty and saw a little bar with the word Copa on the sign. Not the name. Just Copa. I went in and it was dark but, there were a number of very attractive Paraguayas. I had a nice afternoon...
http://fkktour.com/
http://fkktour.com/
But fuck me, why is it that practically everyone in the world has access to legal pussy except for us Americanos?
Shit, all I ever read here is about people getting legally and easily laid for money just about everywhere in Europe, South America, Mexico and Central America, East Asia, Southeast Asia and who knows where the fuck else.
And yet here, everyone's asshole puckers up at the thought of legalizing prostitution.
Pisses me off to no end.
I'm going to masturbate to some porn now to cool off.