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steeldog65
I swear, it's just shrinkage due the cold
You have a huge cock-- real meaning it's not nearly as small as I thought it would be.
You smell good--real meaning you don't smells much like ass as the last guy.
Do you workout-- Real meaning at least you're not completely round
You're funny - - real meaning, at least you can use words and don't rape me with your eyes on top of being unable to talk to me
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You smell good- real meaning, I can smell those bills you just got from the ATM
Do you work out- real meaning go take a shower
Your funny (looking)- real meaning I wouldn't be seen anyplace besides a strip club with you
"I love your silver hair." - real meaning: you remind me of my grandpa.
I actually had a dancer hop into my lap once and lead with "You remind me of my dad." I don't know where she thought it could go from there.
It happened a few other times. One girl told me some guys love hearing that. He may have incest fantasies or think he can be daddy save a ho and fix the daddy issues that made her a stripper.
BINGO ! We have a winner !
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“Oooh...you seem ready to have fun. Let’s go play!”
Translation: Since you wanted to grope me at the table, I’m done talking. If you do buy a dance, then I will be especially looking out for where your hands are.
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In response to ‘why don’t you have a boyfriend:’
“I don’t know. I just haven’t had a boyfriend in two years. I was dating this girl back in (insert city here) but it had soo much drama that maaaybe I should switch back...”
Translation: Ask me silly questions and I’ll give you a bullshit soap opera story.
"What are you drinking?" Real meaning - Are you drunk enough to get some good money from?
"What kind of girls do you like?" Real meaning - Should I waste time talking to you?
"Do you like this outfit?" Real meaning - Come on look at me I am hot, lets get a dance.
"I normally don't do this, but.." Real meaning - I always do, but maybe if you think I don't you'll give me a bigger tip.
"That other guy is kind of creepy." I'll tell the next table how creepy you are unless you buy some dances.
"Dont get any dances from her, she's a whore". I don't know what dancer is trying to sayhere, but it makes me wonder why I'm wasting time talking to the not-whore.
"Dont get any dances from her, she's a whore". I don't know what dancer is trying to sayhere, but it makes me wonder why I'm wasting time talking to the not-whore. "
This is the best advertising the other girl can get.
Haha. That actually happened with me last night. Lol. As soon as the gal who said that to me got up on stage, I went right over to the dancer whore ...... and .... the dancer who told me such was CORRECT! $100 semi private lap dance singing covered Frank Sinatra !
... got me a sugar daddy SUCKER!
Real meaning: I hope your a white knight that will give me plenty o money.
Means : you are the 3rd guy today
Actually met two of my past favorites when another dancer said that about them.