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Advice requested

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flagoonerEverything written by this member is a fact.

Does anyone have any suggestions for the best strip club attire if the goal is a quick LDK?

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twentyfive

^Fruitcup ;)

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crazyjoe

Go comando and wear a kilt

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ime

Go kilt and wear a comando

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londonguy

Are you serious with this question?

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twentyfive

^ I guess American humor is too dry for the Brits ;)

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Johny5

Lmao? You dont go for LDK at a SC. Better off just jerking off thats free

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Warrior15

Just go in naked .

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rickdugan

You mean besides a bag to cover your head over the shame of your premature ejaculation problem? Nope, can't think of anything else. ;)

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shadowcat

What is a LDK? I haven't found any stripper yet that offered it.

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flagooner

Well I can see I'm not going to get any serious responses. Thanks for nothing. Y'all are a buch of fucking retarded losers.

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Nidan111

Anywhere in Washington Park, Illinois.

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Papi_Chulo

Commando loose shorts with an easy-open fly/zipper so you can take out the happy-stick and have her massage it with her grind.

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Countryman5434

Flagooner asking what is the best attire for a ldk! Roflma!!! Flagooner cumming in hus pants i am shocked! Roflmao!! Better bring fruitcups for extra energy!

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pistola

Commando and tape a $100 to your dick and let her grind it off

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PhatBoyHell

^^^ that never works for you. The $100 bill os too big for you anyway

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pistola

^Dear unverified troll, try harder with your insults. At least make me chuckle. Cmon you can do it pea brain. Ok log into your next account and try again, k?

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PhatBoyHell

^^ you mad because you didn't get it

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PhatBoyHell

Pistola, If you are not laughing then the joke is on you

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pistola

Oh haha I get it now, it’s a dick joke right? Like, the $100 bill is too big to tape to my dick, so oooooh I get it now. Wow that was some Confucius George Carlin Sam Kinision Houdini level shit right there. I mean like god damn son you about to break the bank with that one, Jeff Foxworthy better quit his day job cause you gonna make all the monies in comedy. You got any reviews to share with that big mouth and many opinions? Course not, keep posting and looking like a moron.

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PhatBoyHell

Smarter than you look there. Aren't you special

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pistola

^More awesome dick jokes please. Sounds like you’re an expert on dicks. You should change your name to Dick Whisperer.

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pistola

Yep, you’re officially The Dick Whisperer.

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PhatBoyHell

^^what are you talking about? What word was that?

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PhatBoyHell

Commando and tape a $100 to your dick and let her grind it off

^^ proof

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pistola

Dick Whisperer, but you are the funny one with all the dick jokes all the time in every thread. Keep talking Dick Whisperer.

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PhatBoyHell

^just trying ti speak in your level. You said that word forst and you keep saying it in refrence to me. I think you have a man crush...

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PhatBoyHell

Hate to dash your dreams but you are not man enough for my tastes

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pistola

Of course I’m not man enough as thr $100 bill doesn’t fit per your opinion and the Dick Whisperer only would want the biggest and baddest dicks. I’m glad you are admitting you are into men, my suspicions have been confirmed as man enough would be for your tastes. All hail The Dick Whisperer!!

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PhatBoyHell

Pistola always has a dick coming out of his mouth.

You guys all got this right? So pistola, you never answered my question

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NJBalla

In the summer I go nude. I tie a condom wrapper to my penis with a string. Lets the girls I know I mean business.

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