Dancer quotes you $60 per dance. Do you...

32 comments

• Call.Me.Ishmael

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  6 years ago

  A.
• Huntsman

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  6 years ago

  A.
• JohnSmith69

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  6 years ago

  The last time a stripper offered me a $60 lap dance, I politely declined. Then she offered me covered full service for $2K. I laughed in her face.
• Warrior15

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  6 years ago

  C. Ask if a BJ was included. I've never paid more than $35 per dance and felt ripped off at that price.
• flagooner

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  6 years ago

  I pause at $20 per
• K

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  6 years ago

  How long is the dance?
• Uprightcitizen

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  6 years ago

  I would first say "what did you say?" Then when she repeats it I would say that 2-3x the going rate. Why should I pay that?
• sinclair

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  6 years ago

  B. Laugh in her face.
  
  There are $60 private dances on The Block, but it is based on the length of time it takes a dancer to consume a drink rather than by the song.
• K

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  6 years ago

  I get a full 5 minutes for 20. The dance would have to be at least 15 minutes or some how better.
• georgmicrodong

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  6 years ago

  A.
• Icey

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  6 years ago

  Tell her every dance at the club costs the same but you appreciate her ambition.
• chessmaster

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  6 years ago

  B
• chessmaster

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  6 years ago

  Maybe A somewhere in nyc or socal or other high cost-of-living cities. But definitely laugh in her face in Atlanta.
• Cristobal

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  6 years ago

  I would politely say "no thanks" but I would be thinking how many guys would pay that amount for a dance with her.
  
  One time a dancer quoted me $$$$$ for FS and I wanted to laugh because I didn't think anyone would pay that much for her.
• pistola

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  6 years ago

  Ask if there is a discount if I dont LDK on one dance.
• SuperDude

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  6 years ago

  A.
• skibum609

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  6 years ago

  A. Then she is invisible.
• 501traveler

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  6 years ago

  A. Not paying that for one dance. Have overpaid at $30 per dance in the past.
• chessmaster

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  6 years ago

  "I would politely say "no thanks" but I would be thinking how many guys would pay that amount for a dance with her."
  
  Good point. They only get off asking for that much if enough guys are willing to pay it. Without taking into account any variables(i.e. how much the club takes) if you can get one chump to buy 1 $60 dance or two different chumps to buy 1 $30 dance, which would you choose? Obviously the difference isnt enough
• chessmaster

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  6 years ago

  Wasn't done. Anyway the difference that they lose isn't worth the extra effort.
• chessmaster

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  6 years ago

  Damn it founder. Where's the edit feature?
• Papi_Chulo

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  6 years ago

  I would do it if it was two-way contact and full-nude w/ both of us being full-nude
• bubba267

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  6 years ago

  Simple no thanks. If I felt like playing around I would joust a bit but not get butt hurt either way.
• nicespice

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  6 years ago

  A few customers have blatantly asked me to do a dance before for $60/song. But it was because of what they wanted for that $60...
• Skippy10

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  6 years ago

  No thank you
• rattdog

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  6 years ago

  if she's barely a 7 my response would be, "are you out of your fucking mind?"
  if an 8 or higher then i would either no thanks or just shake my head.
• san_jose_guy

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  6 years ago

  Front room makeout session!
  
  Buying dances without that is always a chump's game.
  
  After the front room makeout session is well underway, it might continue in the back room, or it might continue in your own bed.
  
  SJG
  
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  Issac Hayes - Walk On By (From Montreux 2005)
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  Dione Warwick and Burt Bacharach - Walk On By, I Say A Little Prayer, Do You Know The Way To San Jose
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  Bacharach now 90 years old.
  
  Isaac Hayes - Shaft - live 1973 - love this song!
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  This was 1973, and that's Jessie Jackson up there on stage with him.
  
  Jessie had a way of getting in front of cameras at the right time.
  
  This is a really gross subject. But in 1968 Jessie was not up on the balcony of the Lorraine Motel in Memphis with Dr. King and Ralph Abernathy at the critical moment. The photo which shows that he was there was a publicity photo taken the day before.
  
  But somehow, as the television crews were arriving, somehow Jessie must have gotten some blood, because it was smeared all over his shirt and he got in front of the cameras, and he was still wearing that same bloody shirt the next day on a television interview show. And his explanations for all of this have changed over the years.
  
  Dr. King had already politely told news reporters that he was cutting Jackson loose. And King talked about the "band leader instinct", seeming to refer to Jackson.
  
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• WILLYSGOTAWOMAN

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  6 years ago

  i would ask if she is sucking my dick during the dance
• WILLYSGOTAWOMAN

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  6 years ago

  @sjg how the fuck is your comment relevant to the discussion?
• TFP

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  6 years ago

  C. Realize I'm in San Francisco where $60/dance IS the going rate for a nude dance. Then tell her I'll hold off for the two for one special and topless only so I get two songs for $20 each.
• Nidan111

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  6 years ago

  Last time I was quoted $60 for a dance, I asked what $100 would get me. 30 min later, CFS accomplished.
• san_jose_guy

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  6 years ago

  Willy, how is my comment relevant?
  
  Buying dances is a chumps game, even without insane price quotes.
  
  SJG
  
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