Dancer quotes you $60 per dance. Do you...

A.

A.

The last time a stripper offered me a $60 lap dance, I politely declined. Then she offered me covered full service for $2K. I laughed in her face.

C. Ask if a BJ was included. I've never paid more than $35 per dance and felt ripped off at that price.

I pause at $20 per

How long is the dance?

I would first say "what did you say?" Then when she repeats it I would say that 2-3x the going rate. Why should I pay that?

B. Laugh in her face.

There are $60 private dances on The Block, but it is based on the length of time it takes a dancer to consume a drink rather than by the song.

I get a full 5 minutes for 20. The dance would have to be at least 15 minutes or some how better.

A.

B

Maybe A somewhere in nyc or socal or other high cost-of-living cities. But definitely laugh in her face in Atlanta.

I would politely say "no thanks" but I would be thinking how many guys would pay that amount for a dance with her.

One time a dancer quoted me $$$$$ for FS and I wanted to laugh because I didn't think anyone would pay that much for her.

Ask if there is a discount if I dont LDK on one dance.

A.

A. Then she is invisible.

A. Not paying that for one dance. Have overpaid at $30 per dance in the past.

"I would politely say "no thanks" but I would be thinking how many guys would pay that amount for a dance with her."

Good point. They only get off asking for that much if enough guys are willing to pay it. Without taking into account any variables(i.e. how much the club takes) if you can get one chump to buy 1 $60 dance or two different chumps to buy 1 $30 dance, which would you choose? Obviously the difference isnt enough

Wasn't done. Anyway the difference that they lose isn't worth the extra effort.

Damn it founder. Where's the edit feature?

I would do it if it was two-way contact and full-nude w/ both of us being full-nude

Simple no thanks. If I felt like playing around I would joust a bit but not get butt hurt either way.

A few customers have blatantly asked me to do a dance before for $60/song. But it was because of what they wanted for that $60...

No thank you

if she's barely a 7 my response would be, "are you out of your fucking mind?" if an 8 or higher then i would either no thanks or just shake my head.

Front room makeout session!

Buying dances without that is always a chump's game.

After the front room makeout session is well underway, it might continue in the back room, or it might continue in your own bed.

SJG

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This was 1973, and that's Jessie Jackson up there on stage with him.

Jessie had a way of getting in front of cameras at the right time.

This is a really gross subject. But in 1968 Jessie was not up on the balcony of the Lorraine Motel in Memphis with Dr. King and Ralph Abernathy at the critical moment. The photo which shows that he was there was a publicity photo taken the day before.

But somehow, as the television crews were arriving, somehow Jessie must have gotten some blood, because it was smeared all over his shirt and he got in front of the cameras, and he was still wearing that same bloody shirt the next day on a television interview show. And his explanations for all of this have changed over the years.

Dr. King had already politely told news reporters that he was cutting Jackson loose. And King talked about the "band leader instinct", seeming to refer to Jackson.

i would ask if she is sucking my dick during the dance

@sjg how the fuck is your comment relevant to the discussion?

C. Realize I'm in San Francisco where $60/dance IS the going rate for a nude dance. Then tell her I'll hold off for the two for one special and topless only so I get two songs for $20 each.

Last time I was quoted $60 for a dance, I asked what $100 would get me. 30 min later, CFS accomplished.

Willy, how is my comment relevant?

Buying dances is a chumps game, even without insane price quotes.

SJG

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