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That time of year

gawker
gawker763220

Older than dirt

7 yrs ago · 1 min read

We’re approaching the holidays when we older folk need to come to grips with the four stages of life:

  1. You believe in Santa Claus
  2. You don’t believe in Santa Claus
  3. You are Santa Claus
  4. You look like Santa Claus

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Uprightcitizen

Now that is some funny stuff! lol

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nicespice

Smashing that like button!

#1 I suppose :p

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jackslash

I'm looking like Santa Claus. My beard is getting whiter every year.

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JuiceBox69

Lmfao

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Cashman1234

Lol! Very funny!

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orionsmith

Ho, ho, ho, Santa found some hoes, Lol.

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shadowcat

Santa is always jolly because he knows where the naughty girls live.

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grand1511

Last night in a club the little Latina on my lap said I looked like Santa and was quite excited about it!

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flagooner

Better to write about That Time of Year than That Time of Month

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flagooner

But seriously, I did put myself in some fucked up situations in my youth.

Even more seriously, @4got2wipe is a fucking weirdo.

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flagooner

^ Oops, posted that to the wrong thread.

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rickdugan

Funny.

But hey, look at the bright side. Tusclers get to look like Santa Claus, yet still be Santa too for some deserving young strippers.

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