That time of year

gawker
Older than dirt
We’re approaching the holidays when we older folk need to come to grips with the four stages of life:
1. You believe in Santa Claus
2. You don’t believe in Santa Claus
3. You are Santa Claus
4. You look like Santa Claus

12 comments

  • Uprightcitizen
    6 years ago
    Now that is some funny stuff! lol
  • nicespice
    6 years ago
    Smashing that like button!

    #1 I suppose :p
  • jackslash
    6 years ago
    I'm looking like Santa Claus. My beard is getting whiter every year.
  • JuiceBox69
    6 years ago
    Lmfao
  • Cashman1234
    6 years ago
    Lol! Very funny!
  • orionsmith
    6 years ago
    Ho, ho, ho, Santa found some hoes, Lol.
  • shadowcat
    6 years ago
    Santa is always jolly because he knows where the naughty girls live.
  • grand1511
    6 years ago
    Last night in a club the little Latina on my lap said I looked like Santa and was quite excited about it!
  • flagooner
    6 years ago
    Better to write about That Time of Year than That Time of Month
  • flagooner
    6 years ago
    But seriously, I did put myself in some fucked up situations in my youth.

    Even more seriously, @4got2wipe is a fucking weirdo.
  • flagooner
    6 years ago
    ^ Oops, posted that to the wrong thread.
  • rickdugan
    6 years ago
    Funny.

    But hey, look at the bright side. Tusclers get to look like Santa Claus, yet still be Santa too for some deserving young strippers.
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