That time of year

gawker
Older than dirt
We’re approaching the holidays when we older folk need to come to grips with the four stages of life:
1. You believe in Santa Claus
2. You don’t believe in Santa Claus
3. You are Santa Claus
4. You look like Santa Claus

12 comments

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Uprightcitizen
6 years ago
Now that is some funny stuff! lol
nicespice
6 years ago
Smashing that like button!

#1 I suppose :p
jackslash
6 years ago
I'm looking like Santa Claus. My beard is getting whiter every year.
JuiceBox69
6 years ago
Lmfao
Cashman1234
6 years ago
Lol! Very funny!
orionsmith
6 years ago
Ho, ho, ho, Santa found some hoes, Lol.
shadowcat
6 years ago
Santa is always jolly because he knows where the naughty girls live.
grand1511
6 years ago
Last night in a club the little Latina on my lap said I looked like Santa and was quite excited about it!
flagooner
6 years ago
Better to write about That Time of Year than That Time of Month
flagooner
6 years ago
But seriously, I did put myself in some fucked up situations in my youth.

Even more seriously, @4got2wipe is a fucking weirdo.
flagooner
6 years ago
^ Oops, posted that to the wrong thread.
rickdugan
6 years ago
Funny.

But hey, look at the bright side. Tusclers get to look like Santa Claus, yet still be Santa too for some deserving young strippers.
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