After some time away I've noticed that i no longer miss the board. I'll be clubbing for the rest of my life but if I'm honest my desire has decreased making for fewer visit but fun one's.
I know I'll never truely quite the clubs... Being a bachelor or being a part of tuscl.
I'll always use tuscl for the reviews as this is the true value of this site
I've had fun over the years on the board... Farewell my friends I'll see you in the review's


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(sniff...) i miss you allready juice...
Take SJG with you.
Good luck, please take the misandrist as well.
Enjoy your chackin fingers wherever you now find them...see you in the reviews!
Be well Juice.
okay, by.....
Seriously, you will miss us and be back.... if not, Vaya Con Dios...
I've lost track of how many juice swan songs we've had around here over the years. ;)
But if this is truly the last, then go with God and have a blessed life.
Farewell, friend.
Welp there you have it, the trolls have gotten so bad, they've even gotten to one of the most happy-go-lucky contributors on the board.
If you're being held hostage with a crossbow and were forced to post this - give us a hint and we'll send GACA to come rescue you.
I don't think anyone is taking this seriously.
Crossbows... I won't look to good with an arrow in my chest.
Good luck out there.
he's....done this before? Kind of ant-climatic
Near as I can tell, the people who mean it just stop posting. Like motorhead and BJ99, amongst others.
So... meh.
Ish -Friday afternoon at Desires
Happy to play into it for good karma -- good travels man! 0% chance juice is leaving, not he's not leaving he just wants a little attention.
Be well Juice! I will miss your discussions.
Hopefully you will comment on some reviews. Your posts are some of the most entertaining on this board.
@skibum... Wish I could. The few weekday afternoons that I've been at Desires have been good. Rarely possible for me, though.
I doubt juice is serious but best wishes to you if you are.
I take it the Austin visit won’t be happening then.
^ he tried but the headwinds were too strong. ;)
^ wow you’re back so soon, thought you said, bye lol
NRN
Tuscl without Juice is like a stripper without tits. It just doesn’t work.
Noooooooooooo
Fuck you Jackie!
We'll see.
I'm going to miss you tuna can.... you were one of the few bright spots on the board. Take care and best of luck.
Juice, no one could every take your place. We need you.
SJG
^^Just like dougster never left.
Juice I’ll give you $20 to stay and SJG $2,000 to go away.
I'll up your ante. I will give juice $50 to stay and sjg $5000 to go away.
I’d give juice $100 to stay and I wouldn’t give SJG or Dougster shit I could care less whether they go or stay Txtty is Dougster, he first appeared after Dougster had a flame war with a poster named textittyfan, the twat is just an asshole who has all of 12 reviews 9 of them definitely plagiarized, the other 3 probably, additionally he’s not from Texas as he claims, and he’s never served in any armed forces, of this country as he also claims. He’s just Dougster doing what he’s always done. Everyone here more than a short while knows this. It’s all here on the website for anyone who takes the time to look for it. One last thing I don’t get how any of you here are cowed by this fat bully posting in poorly worded misspelled posts, right I said fat bully because that is really who he is
So that’s the bottom line for anyone who cares
#FACTSMATTER
Wait just a minute.
txtittyfag is dougster???
Holy shit!! Mind blown!!!
Well Im still here. Lurking under the surf. Hopefully Im done with hurricanes making a beeline towards my house for a while.
Bull Shit you will be back. Let me know when you want meet a Godova's
Here's some fitting departure music. Of course, Bruce Banner always came back the following week in some new situation. ;)
Here's some parting music I saw on a stock blog a few weeks ago. m.youtube.com
Ok so we all know im never gone and this is true im a lifer... But i am going to keep reducing my time on the forum and spend most if not all in the review's
Yeah ill still be reading shit and making comments and threads once in a blue moon on the forum but thats abkut it
I don’t think he’s going to make it to Austin either. Sniff
Bring back the Juice reviews food videos.
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