Motherfuckers kept honking while I'm eating fried chicken in my car

Hey that was a "share some of dem good chackens" honk (c:

It was wonderful friend chackens

I just discovered the joys of publix now I can't go back. I think I'm in love

Publix sounds so unappetizing. Publix sounds like pubic, which makes me think pubic hair.

Pubic hair chicken. Imagine getting some of that stuck in your teeth haha

You're a grade A retard and ur opinion on public friend chackens is irrelevant pls slink back to ur pathetic loser cave

Publix* god damn typing

you know who loves you xoxo

:) fried chackens :)

I'm in a trolly mood right now

Yeah publix chicken is pretty good.

We can discuss our shared love for publix chicken the next time you come to Fort Worth...

Publix has good fried chicken - and it sucks that you couldn’t relax and enjoy it in your car.

Juice would be very proud - and he’d probably want to hear the details too. Just give him a few minutes to take his pants off first!

Man I don't don't if they were honking for me to leave my parking spot but it isnt like my lights were on (as tho I'm backing up)..and there was enough parking for everyone.. I wasn't parked near the front either.

I think them bitches wanted in on my juicy fried chackens.

I think they wanted some unfiltered blahblahblah.

Bitches, I was in narmland.

Narmgasm happiness. I also get that way after steak or poke/sushi. I'm not big on cooked seafood or pork >:( well smoked seafood is good tho.

Narm bitch narm

“Don't blame ya, every now and then I get in a really goofy mood and start acting a bit trollish.”

You should be more flippant about things. Take this place more seriously.

I’ve never had Publix before. What’s the breading like? Thick crust? Thin crust? Seasoning?

They had fried/baked breaded chicken. Also something glazed. And the. Just seasoned w/o breading. They r all juicy. I don't think their breaded chicken is very seasoned, just really juicy. Their no breaded chicken is well seasoned imo. I get the spicy kind.

k. living in the south was primarily in Arizona and California with occasional visits to Tijuana I am not really up to speed with these Publix Super Markets. I do know that Costco Safeway and a few other grocery stores do have hot roasted chickens for sale but as far as i know I’ve never encountered barbecued hot roasted chicken outside of the south.

I am such a newbie.

I do know that in my personal life back in the early 60s Kentucky five chicken finally made it into the Southern California market and I was blown away by this awesome tasting chicken that they offered. They seem to be that the skin of the chicken had the absolute most delicious flavor.

Darn. Now I want some

I got a learn how to turn off the fucking Siri. certainly sometimes it’s a benefit. but damn I get so fucking frustrated when I look at what I posted and house surgery has change it.

there is a perfect example right there in my last post. when I dictated it had it perfect. And then Siri altered it slightly.

there is a perfect example right there in my last post. when I dictated it had it perfect. And then Siri altered it slightly.

bottom line... make love not war.

Autocorrect can be a troll

blahblahblah23 = juicebox69???

Brilliant fried chicken story! ;)