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Motherfuckers kept honking while I'm eating fried chicken in my car

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blahblahblah23>:( 🧚🏼‍♀️💃🏼 busy being a "psycho bitch" 🤣

My headlights weren't on and I don't think it was that obvious I was idling the car to avoid the fucking 90ish humid weather. I was trying to god damn fucking eat my Publix fried chicken in peace :(

(Juice might be proud of me perhaps)

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stripfighter

Hey that was a "share some of dem good chackens" honk (c:

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blahblahblah23

It was wonderful friend chackens

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blahblahblah23

I just discovered the joys of publix now I can't go back. I think I'm in love

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stripfighter

Publix sounds so unappetizing. Publix sounds like pubic, which makes me think pubic hair.

Pubic hair chicken. Imagine getting some of that stuck in your teeth haha

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blahblahblah23

You're a grade A retard and ur opinion on public friend chackens is irrelevant pls slink back to ur pathetic loser cave

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blahblahblah23

Publix* god damn typing

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stripfighter

you know who loves you xoxo

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blahblahblah23

:) fried chackens :)

I'm in a trolly mood right now

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PaulDrake

Yeah publix chicken is pretty good.

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PaulDrake

We can discuss our shared love for publix chicken the next time you come to Fort Worth...

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Cashman1234

Publix has good fried chicken - and it sucks that you couldn’t relax and enjoy it in your car.

Juice would be very proud - and he’d probably want to hear the details too. Just give him a few minutes to take his pants off first!

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blahblahblah23

Man I don't don't if they were honking for me to leave my parking spot but it isnt like my lights were on (as tho I'm backing up)..and there was enough parking for everyone.. I wasn't parked near the front either.

I think them bitches wanted in on my juicy fried chackens.

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Huntsman

I think they wanted some unfiltered blahblahblah.

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blahblahblah23

Bitches, I was in narmland.

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blahblahblah23

Narmgasm happiness. I also get that way after steak or poke/sushi. I'm not big on cooked seafood or pork >:( well smoked seafood is good tho.

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blahblahblah23

Narm bitch narm

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nicespice

“Don't blame ya, every now and then I get in a really goofy mood and start acting a bit trollish.”

You should be more flippant about things. Take this place more seriously.

I’ve never had Publix before. What’s the breading like? Thick crust? Thin crust? Seasoning?

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blahblahblah23

They had fried/baked breaded chicken. Also something glazed. And the. Just seasoned w/o breading. They r all juicy. I don't think their breaded chicken is very seasoned, just really juicy. Their no breaded chicken is well seasoned imo. I get the spicy kind.

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Jascoi

k. living in the south was primarily in Arizona and California with occasional visits to Tijuana I am not really up to speed with these Publix Super Markets. I do know that Costco Safeway and a few other grocery stores do have hot roasted chickens for sale but as far as i know I’ve never encountered barbecued hot roasted chicken outside of the south.

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Jascoi

I am such a newbie.

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Jascoi

I do know that in my personal life back in the early 60s Kentucky five chicken finally made it into the Southern California market and I was blown away by this awesome tasting chicken that they offered. They seem to be that the skin of the chicken had the absolute most delicious flavor.

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nicespice

Darn. Now I want some

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Jascoi

I got a learn how to turn off the fucking Siri. certainly sometimes it’s a benefit. but damn I get so fucking frustrated when I look at what I posted and house surgery has change it.

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Jascoi

there is a perfect example right there in my last post. when I dictated it had it perfect. And then Siri altered it slightly.

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Jascoi

there is a perfect example right there in my last post. when I dictated it had it perfect. And then Siri altered it slightly.

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Jascoi

bottom line... make love not war.

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blahblahblah23

Autocorrect can be a troll

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4got2wipe

blahblahblah23 = juicebox69???

Brilliant fried chicken story! ;)

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